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dead dove do not eat in practice

Ayyyy thats my art <3 <3

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

Reblog if you're a human that uses em-dashes

em-dashes are the absolute best punctuation i will not be taking criticism at this time

They can pry em-dashes from my cold, dead, human hands.

Fucking up at work and using my Assassin's Creed Genetic Memory machine to tap into my Joseon Dynasty minor official ancestor's skillsets. After a brief whirring as the machine works my eyes pop open and I walk confidently to my supervisor and offer to commit suicide in recompense for my failure

Idk, I'm 22 and my life is actually pretty awesome

people arent even trying to learn how to pirate anymore its always "where can i watch this what service is it on" never "tokyo mew mew full episodes free online no virus"

A tear fell from my eye when I watched this