A Local Absurdist

Not interested in a love I have to earn or perform for. I want to be loved as a choice, on purpose, not as a reward

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

I forgot to cancel one from one of my little sister’s and it charged me $130 dollars cuz I forgot about it 😭

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

it really is annoying as hell how someone will talk about how poor people can't avoid ethically dubious products because of how being poor works and then someone with a two story house in the suburbs will take that to mean they can order harry potter books through a drone delivery from amazon and if you criticize that you're a bigot

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

i love people