"That went from jovial to just a bad time"

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 04/13/2015 11:26:03 PM, it’s that #coppy takes up too much of my time.

they right tho

We should start referring to people who don’t think evolution is real as “primate change deniers”.

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

ok duane.gif isn’t hard to find but i SPECIFICALLY need the duane.gif where the whole gif is centered on his face this is very important

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys

i relate to this just so h ard 

This is pissing me off, every attempt to find the origin of this quote only brings me back to this image. Is this the origin? Did someone write this shit just for this picture?

twdg s2 au where Carver never found them and they lived happily in the lodge