Stereogenic!

If you’re a #female and want me to #date you, please read these 8 rules carefully:

I do not date with fat women.

I do not date with ugly women.

No, I never get drunk and I don’t do drugs, so in case of 1) lose weight or 2) get cosmetic surgery.

I do not date with underage women (unless it’s legal at your place).

You may use my #cum for swallowing, gargling, swapping with other girls, as skin creme, hair conditioner, booby asthetics enhancer, … .

You may not use my #cum for #reproduction, #cum-swap it with a girl, who wants to use it for reproduction, or sell it for profit.

I do not guarantee cum to swallow, if your sister/friend/roommate is faster: First cum, first serve.

guarantee #orgasms.

Requests for date can be sent to [email protected]

Encrypted date requests can be sent to https://encrypt.to/stereogenic

Make sure to include a full body picture with “stereogenic’ slut” written on your naked body.

#Tits and #pussy need to be visible (high image quality encouraged).

Feminists may apply for a date, if you 1) wear a #gag at all times or 2) #deepthroat instead of talking.

Group requests from twins/triplets/…, sisters, best friends and cum-swappers get preferential treatment (in that order).

You can also check out my profile for more information about me and my awesome #penis.

Kartu netic sudah terlihat kuno untuk jaman sekarang, RFID Card? Sebelas duabelas.. finger print? easy to manipulate or just cut the f*ckin finger aaaand access granted!

So i decide to use palm scanner as security system for every important room including my room, hampir setiap saat pintu ruangan pasti terbuka, tapi ada saat-saat tertentu posisi pintu tertutup dan bahkan orang yang punya akses security level 3 (punya akses ke semua ruangan) tidak diijinkan masuk. 

Awal 2012 system keamanan ini dipasang semua lantai penting gedung ini, beberapa orang masih belum terbiasa melihat pintu tertutup dan memaksakan diri untuk masuk, Yah walaupun pintu transparant, mencoba mengetuk pintu dan bahkan minta tolong salah seorang GM yang mungkin selingkuhannya (i mean real GM, General Manager! bukan GM labil jadi-jadian yang diangkat karena nggak ada pilihan) untuk menggunakan tangannya. No one can enter baby!

I am the one who create this system! Pintu tertutup artinya no one can enter, terbuka berarti feel free to enter. Got it?

Ada saat-saat gua menikmati menonton robot-robot turun dari busway, kopaja, taxi bahkan ojek.. dateng pagi wajah ceria, pulang sore wajah lesu, keabisan batre?

Gue bukan salah satunya yeee, gue pergi-pulang sesuka hati, cuman kebanyakan dateng paling pagi, jauh waktu elo semua pada bangun dan pulang mungkin waktu elo pada udah pada tidur..

Gua mungkin tidak terlalu banyak bergaul digedung ini, but you can ask any gossip you want? Miss A from 11th floor? Mr. X from 25th floor? or Miss C affairs from 35th floor? including their photos? flight ticket? because every single device that connected to the server room has better eye then roaring lion. mwahahaha.. Mehh! just kidding..

Jam meja menunjukan waktu sudah pukul 9.30, langit gelap berawan tapi jalanan dan gedung memancarkan lampu kerlap-kerlip. Sejak belasan tahun lalu gua selalu suka tempat ini, apalagi ketika berada ditempat tinggi, seperti lantai 31 ini.

Waktu terus beranjak menuju tengah malam, tapi ini bukan waktu yang baik untuk pulang. Jalanan rasuna said masih terlihat padat, wasting time berada dijalanan utama jam segini.

Cuman mang usep yang setiap nemenin jam segini, sopir pribadi sekaligus office boy cadangan yang setia nungguin komandannya yang pasti lagi pacaran sama sekretarisnya diruangan sebelah. hmpfff...

"Aa lagi sibuk?" mang usep tiba-tiba nongol depan pintu,

"Nggak kang, sini atuh masuk.." 

"mau minta tolong kalo boleh" kang usep duduk rapih disofa deket pintu.

"Minta tolong apa kang? kalo mau kasbon jangan sama sayah, sama neng Asri,"

"Bukan kang, minta tolong bikinin pesbuk." kata kang usep sambil malu-malu..

"Hah?? oooh.. ooooooo... okeyyy, emang tau apa pesbuk?" Agak bingung gue coba bertanya kembali.

"Tau kang, anak saya juga pake, biar lebih irit pulsa katanya."

"Kan telepon disini gratis kang, pake aja sesukanya, pake password saya."

"Kalo pesbuk kan, bisa dimana aja, dimobil, toilet, pantry" 

"kok jadi gue yang dijelasin... oookey" si gue mulai menyalakan komputer dengan layar kedua ditembakkan ke projector supaya lebih terang dan area meja gue tetep steril dari siapapun.

"Ngomong-ngomong kalo akang ngerjain apa? kok nggak pernah keliatan sibuk kaya orang lain?" mungkin niatnya sambil ngobrol basa-basi, tapi pertanyaan yang sama pernah ditanyakan beberapa orang yang lain. 

Bukan potential client, konsultan, direksi apalagi board member, tapi ada diruangan VIP dan punya akses khusus terhadap semua pegawai, data dan semuanya.

Imagine, you are Godfather who had many companies out there and every single company is in critical condition and every company is connected, how you gonna control it? Godfather bilang, butuh perawatan intensif untuk mengembalikan ke keadaan stabil and i said.. No no no.. let me handle it for you, just wait for my phone call, take a vacation, london maybe?

So here I am, controling eight company from this one room.. guess what I am doing?

Yes! Correct! i play Freecell, Minisweeper sometime playing with old tool dosbox, Prehistoric 2, Need For Speed Unleashed, Halo Wars, Downloading Movie, watching movie.. and some little secret that connected to every single workstation inside this building from the Server Room.. and for that taste of having fun, some people said i paid a lot, even though i don't know where the money goes, because i never want to accept any money for what i didn't do.. it is hobby, not a job!

Tapi nggak mungkin gua ceritain kaya gitu sama kang usep.. 

"Cukup bikinin kopi dan tolong beliin marlboro menthol and... facebooknya udah jadi, oke kang?"

Kang encep tersenyum senang lalu setengah berlari menuju pantry, mungkin menyiapkan kopi, mungkin ngintip bossnya diruangan sebelah yang lagi asik sama sekretaris barunya.. whatever.. 

Some people whining about their job and i said.

"Just quit! stop trying if you feel doesn't good enough for that job.."

and their seems suprise with my answer, then i continue..

"You are working in good place, good environment and good management with of course very good salary.. so why worry? most people suffering to find good job like you have.."

"Stop whining.. and just do the job! be a good dog! i mean good man.."

and i walking leaving that room.. CEO's room..

all connection is disconnected, you are free from me..*