sage

gotta love the sand lol wish i was under the sea hand in hand with a delicious crab

id feel so bad dropping an apple slice in a dogs water bowl theyd have to just watch it float around and theres nothing they can do about it they cant even eat it

new recipe i just invented. ingredients: cereal milk recipe : pour it on the cereal

Last time i had a friend she made me eat spanakotiropita in front of her on camra until i couldnt eat no more and then she would get it all up from my thraot with a toy plunger and hit me with a chew toy until i couldnt take the pain no more

i always spit in my phones charging port before plugging it in

pesto = please eat slimy this, ok?

it is so real though no one gets it. sometimes you read the worst most overwritten thing and it hits so hard because you are indeed stupid