live laugh lube

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

getting drunk and thinking about dan and phil calk me a phalcoholic

THE LITTLE ANIMATION WHEN YOU LIKE PHAN POSTS IM SOBBING

of course dan, the man behind famous ridiculous statements such as "i love pasta but i never have it because phil doesn't like cheese" and "what's my favourite red wine? phil doesn't like red wine" and "my friends and family don't know me that well, they give me chocolates but phil can't have chocolate" would consider phil ordering him olives the ultimate sign of love

i’m going to start calling american music a-pop. for no reason

“dan never clocks any hot guys” girl his clock stopped working in 2009 he personally smashed the batteries

the nature of dan and phil's relationship is that they are always saying noo we aren't that lovey before doing the most down bad thing you've ever seen in your life. they're too cooked they don't even realize that they're the most romantic bitches of all time. noo we don't use pet names. anyway here is rat surrounded by hearts. whateverrrr

crazy pull

To all those that think there is an age limit to fanfiction or you “have to be this” to write fanfiction — fuck off.

I hope this reaches every author on this site. If they haven’t written a word in years, only are writing in their head and haven’t put it down yet, are hip deep in their own War and Peace wordcount fic. 

dear Santa please make ai bubble blow up and every ai service go bankrupt facing legal charges for stealing other's work