You’re A Funny Guy

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

yeah you’re cute but will you lay in bed all day with me watching documentaries and conspiracy theories

sometimes all u can say is “yikes” and just move tf on lol

Have to come to a realization that I am not secretly competing against anyone. I am my own person at different stages of growth. The only things I should be competing with is the person I was yesterday and the 24 hours I have before me.

mike’s hard hot dog water

“theres alcohol in it”

whom is trying to fall in love with me speak up

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

I just want a relationship where we are both equally obsessed with each other, but in a healthy way. Save my selfies when I send them to you. Text me “I know you’re sleeping right now, but…”. Take the time to listen to the songs that are important to me. Joke around with me and make fun of me and then kiss me right after. Tell your friends how happy I make you and how excited you’ll be when we are finally married. Double text me because you miss me. Reassure me when I’m feeling insecure. Grab my hand, hold me, show everyone I’m yours. Don’t hold back on me, tell me how much you want me and how much you love me. Make me happy and I will do my best to make you happier.

I love hearing "i saw this and thought of you"