Learn to carry...

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

Have you heard about our lord and savior Bread and Butter

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

NASA: "The integrity team is now unreachable by anyone on earth" (40 min planned loss of signal as they fly behind the moon.) *Finally - an email can't find them. Outlook is powerless here.*

i'd say i carry a normal amount of all the mild social rejection i've ever received in my body like shrapnel

The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“

Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it