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Alex: ahaha sorry im so late. I was just offโฆyknow doing manly things. I was playing sports and uhm thinking about women
Haley: yeah me too
Haley: wait fuck
Haley: men
Haley: i was thinking about men. I love men. So strong i love how they play sports andโฆbe men.
Abigail: omg the closet is GLASS
Sebastian: there isnt even a closet at this point
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so WHAT if she's the devil? at least the devil has a JOB! at least she's active in the community!
straight women will sayย โugh i wish i was gay it would be so much easier to just date a girlโ as if gay women in their twenties arenโt some of the most insane people out there
some of yโall never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows
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how come humans donโt lick to show affection
lesbians do!ย
I spat out my drink
of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool iโve been the same height since i was 12
So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model.ย
If this gets notes Iโll tell the full story
Storu
Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollarsโฆ The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass.ย
My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasnโt taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands.ย
She bought a ticket and ย pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt,ย went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While ย wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit. ย Literally no one even questioned her.
ย She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her bossโs office. ย She dropped the folder on his desk and said โI just stole these in 15 minutesโ
Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.ย
chaotic good
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catsโ instinct to smack the shit out of anything and everything is honestly one of their best traits
Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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If you look at the world and say โYes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they wonโt have earned it and the economy will collapse.โ Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.
And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.
ahhhh, Iโm happy this one came back.
me: casually sexts while sitting with my family
today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in oceanโs 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
there is christian discourse in the comments of this post god bless
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i find it absolutely hilarious when brands sellย โgrungeโ fashion (raggedy flannels, ripped jeans, etc.) when that look originated from grunge band members being dirt poor and buying everything from goodwill and salvation army
this post is from oct 30 2017 and i still agree why are rich people like this
Also the fashion was started by lesbians. Courtney Love once said Kurt Cobain just started dressing like her lesbian friends and thatโs when it blew up
Dirt poor lesbians are the real trend setters send tweet
me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isnโt the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs
Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer
me: oh shit thatโs right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!
Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, thatโs correct!! These pants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!
me: Yes thanks I got it theyโre in the fabric basket now
Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what youโve done with the kitchen!!
The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.
Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.
YES.
Marie Kondo: Your room isnโt very clean, but thatโs okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?
Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. Iโll break your neck.
Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy
