full dark, no stars.

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

IMAGINE SEEING BIRDS OF PREY AND THINK THAT MARY ELIZABETH WINSTEAD IT'S NOT THE HOTTEST HUMAN EVER AS HUNTRESS. CAN'T RELATE.

Helena being called the crossbow killer has the same vibes as spiderman being called night monkey in Europe.

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have a little escapism. as a treat.

If you rearrange the letters in the light it spells alien

If you add in the partial letters touched by the light it’s “E.T. Alien” 👽

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police