Basic Fangirl

Old Memes don’t die, they simply fade away…

#i am having violent flashbacks to a more structured and simple time #meme formats were just word games and bottom text variants #todays memes are incomprehensible and terrifying

Me, refusing to leave tumblr: sir, this is my emotional support hellsite

“Me, refusing to leave: sir, this is my emotional hell” is a funnier text post than my original one, good job censorbot.

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

Wow almost as if the clothes weren’t the problem and men just want to control women

i want it and i don’t even wear lipstick

snitch flag

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of jesus on your dash

me trying to tell my british friends i have depression: lads, this madman’s feeling a little sadman

my british friends trying to cheer me up: ah fuckin ell mate that’s not so cheeky innit. well we’re your mates and we’re here for ya bruv. get it together ya wet bastard. you can do it. wanker.

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

her house looks like a taco bell

it is