Trannies are fierce and they carry big guns

I hate when u say “deja vu” out loud n someone ur with goes “what was it?” Like bitch we all can barely communicate the most straightforward ideas without utter confusion and chaos…..u rly believe it is within my capacity to explain exactly what fleeting moment of temporal embodiment made me feel like a vague reincarnated ghost girl trapped in a child’s dream??? Surely u are mistaken.

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme* 

this is fucked up. somebody please desaturate the colors on the pepsi machine so it matches the surroundings

Saturate it more. Everyone needs to notice it.

I dunno… I think if I were playing i’d notice the zombie more than the pepsi. Desaturate the zombie or remove them from the game completely. Just some advice from someone who took a class in marketing.

But now it looks like the person is running from the pepsi, and that’s not good for their brand

The person is pointing a gun at the product Fix it

sure he’s well versed in leftist theory but does he do the dishes

this is such a succinct critique of  male leftists who think of it as theory only & won’t even get off their ass to clear the table

Item: Gummy Rat Shoes

Walk a mile in these chewboutins…

let them in

i hope that baby yoda grows up to talk like a normal person and we find out yoda was just a fucking freak