Steph, 26, Sanguine.

vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

it's always 'bleh why are the plates floating', 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet' and never 'sorry for killing you' ok starve then!

and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit

It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.

we were put on this earth to watch movies and listen to music and read books and look at art. and thats it.

This.

I spent this entire video trying to figure out what the fuck this dude was trying to make.

I was 100% excited for him to do a sunny side up egg out of chocolate :(

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.