one time we were listening to fleetwood mac in the car and my sister who was probably 4 at the time asked, without being prompted, “can girls marry girls?” and THAT is the power of stevie nicks

@michigangirlfriend

referring to ass as “cake” is a powerful act of aphobia because cake has been used as a symbol of asexuality for hundreds of years. it’s not your word. please stop using it in such perverse contexts. thank you. 

take a personality test. take several personality tests. stay up all night while buzzfeed tells you exactly what kind of marshmallow you are. take the mbti test. squabble over it with your friends. decided that you ARE an infp and if they can’t handle it, they shouldn’t talk to you. cut off all your online friends. delete your social media. empty your paypal buying bitcoin. use the bitcoin to make a false personality online that cannot be traced back to you. use this personality as a persona for reaching easily influenced markets. start spreading anticapitalist ideology. post about how jeff bezos should be guillotined. post about this many times. flee into the night when bezos sends his hitmen after you. live

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

i’m just so completely uninterested in any lesbian separatist politics that push away bi women. lesbianism and women’s bisexuality are different identities, yes, but we have always been the same community. we are friends, lovers, sisters. you want a community that prioritizes love for women only? wonderful! but do not assume that bi women are incapable of prioritizing their love for women in their lives just because they have the potential to love a man. 

the only genuinely funny people on this bitch of an earth are either eldest siblings, people with bastard dads, or gays

if you’re all three, you’re more powerful than any of the rest of us will ever be

elon musk paid cold hard cash to twitter to ban people for making fun of him. thats so fucking pathetic. elon has faced a constant stream of self-inflicted embarrassment ever since he started dating grimes. i dont even know who grimes is. i just know that if you put their names together its musk grimes which sounds like the name of a muppet that lives in a dumpster. 

would a girl like to… idk… push me against a wall and kiss me…

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math.