please dont salt the snails

this is it

So you’re just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift

thinking of the energy that vs angel adrianna lima had when she said something like “it’s flattering to know men desire me…but then i remember a man would also fuck a mcchicken.”

In life you have 2 choices. U can lean with it or U can rock with it.

You can do better girl!!!!!

I love this can I please get more of this on my dash people

There’s probably a German compound word for that feeling you get at 2am when you’re single in your mid twenties and the creeping doubt that you’ve somehow missed your only chance at love because you didn’t meet someone in college and now it’s too late

Germans got a word for fucking EVERYTHING.

German is like the dictionary of obscure sorrows