xo

Just waiting for the day when everyone realizes that every part of socializing is exhausting. Like today I went to stock up on… things. When I realize that my favorite chips are not on the shelf, I spend a good six or seven minutes debating whether I should get my shit together and ask someone who works there, take another bag or drive to another store to find them. Realizing I would most likely have a breakdown if I didn’t get them, I asked someone who worked there, me yes, I did that.. What could’ve been a normal “I’ll go check in the back” — turned in to a full blown conversation which ended with me knowing this guy not looking forward to Christmas at all cause apparently all that happens is that his dad and aunt fight all night and he was dreading New Years cause apparently him and his ex are going to the same party back home.. All I wanted was my bag of chips. Now I’m sitting here, exhausted. Wanting to cry and might just stay in bed until January 1st. I can’t believe people get home after being social and don’t break down every single interaction they’ve had that day and stress themselves out about it. Now I’ll be wondering if this guy is going to kiss his ex at midnight. Looked like he needed it. — Anyways, I got my chips and at least I’m a pretty cryer.

Being a pretty crier is so important, it gets you so many more things that you want. I’m always curious when they say they’ll check in the back, though. Are they really rifling through the shelves or are they just on their phones watching TikToks? Not that I’d mind, retail workers so deserve the break!

So today I got told by somebody’s mam that their daughter’s been head o’er heels in love with me since ‘Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging’, which I genuinely just thought was some kind of weird expression of love, not some wank movie from the noughties, so obviously, I took a selfie with the bird and now I can’t stop thinking ‘bout how disappointed that girl’s gonna be when she gets sent a picture of me instead of Aaron Taylor Johnson. Sorry to this girl. I’ll still sing ya ‘Ultraviolet’ if you want? 

Anybody else ever get mistaken for someone, regardless on whether or not there’s any resemblance? 

I just love that you took a picture with her, anyway. That’s my favorite part.

Naps are the best fuel when on set, honestly! Richard Madden had to wake me up quite a few times on the Rocketman set actually. Depends on how tired I am, really. Sometimes I can wake up if someone so much as coughs, but other times I can be knocked out for hours. The excited kisses I get will never get old, I swear. Love gettin’ them from my little fur baby. Tellin’ you they are like human children.

Oh, wow, I’m totally seeing that incredible film in a whole new light, now! I won’t be able to sing along to the songs without imagining you snoozing just moments beforehand, haha! I kid – mostly. What’s your fur baby’s name? If you already told me, forgive me, I’m old and my memory is shot to hell. 

Baby girl, you deserve such a restful break. What you did for House of Gucci alone was such a performance that really expressed the care you put in your work, and I saw that movie in theatres three times just to experience your pretty face on the big screen over and over. I’m so damn proud of you, so yes, please. Get some sleep so the world’s queen isn’t burnt out entirely. We need you. We love you. 

Three times?! That’s got to be some kind of record, I’m so flattered and so overwhelmed by your kindness as always. I love you so much and you know I’m always on your side, so tell me what’s going on with you – what’s on your mind? We need to catch up over cocktails and vegan pizza, but I’ll settle for just chatting with you right now. Fill me in on everything that I need to know about everything Ariana. 

So, I’m officially gearing up to hit the big ‘ole 25 and I’m not sure how exactly I should be preparing for this kinda thing. Do I get ready to have my quarter life crisis and suddenly make some big and major changes in my life? Do I start in on some Eat, Pray, Love journey of self discovery? I feel like I just gotta wing it at this point like I do with most of, if not all things in my life. Also, I hope you guys are streaming Hawkeye, because if not, you’re all fake friends. @lalightsstarter·

Just wing it, darling, that’s what I’ve been doing for the past 35!

Thank you babe, that’s too sweet. Absolutely it is. Rarely, unless something traumatic has happened, can you just cut ties with someone who meant a lot to you and was a big part of your life growing up. I can imagine, he is amazing at what he does after all. But so are you and I personally am so excited we get to see more of your acting. — I’m glad we have each others backs when it comes to this. We’ll just be each others hype ladies, cause I am so up for that. — Oh one hundred percent. You have to believe in the project you’re working on, cause how else will you give it your everything? Nothing better when you land one of those jobs that just feels like it’s going to be so good. This is for sure the time where I’ve felt most like that. Of course of course, you’ll be the first to know. As soon as I know the release date, I’ll spill the beans to you. We’ve just wrapped block one and will continue shooting next year — so it’ll still be a while. But exciting things to come.

I’ve been lucky enough to have a family that’s been supportive throughout the years, even when I was performing at dive bars and selling $7 CDs... I don’t think they’re going anywhere and I’m grateful for that and them! He is so amazing, a true artist and a pleasure to work alongside just as was the rest of the cast. Who doesn’t need a hype lady? I’m all for it. I’m glad you’ve found something that you felt confident enough to give your all! I wish every project could be like that, but I’ve definitely had a few of them in my time. I can’t wait to celebrate its release with you! Expect flowers and champagne and chocolates, the whole thing. I’m excited for you.

Exactly, I don’t think most people realize just how much work gets put into it when you’re acting. Those fifteen hour days for six days in a row can get so brutal. The night filming to get a night scene perfect or having to reshoot a bunch just can be quite draining after a while. I’ve fallen asleep on sets so much I always wind up having a nap couch on each set that I magically pass out on in between scenes. Whether it’s on a living room set or a fancy hotel one, you can find me passed out from exhaustion there. The best part is going home to my dog and seeing her get so excited about seeing me again. Little does she know that I am just as excited to see her.

I’m grateful for my trailers above just about everything else when it comes to filming nightshoots! A little snooze inbetween scenes so long as I don’t mess up my hair or makeup can do absolute wonders for not, well, driving me completely up the wall. I love the idea of you actually sleeping on set, though, that’s got me laughing. Are you a deep sleeper? Do they ever have to wake you up? Because that would be hilarious. Oh, absolutely! There’s nothing like coming home to your babies, be they human or canine or feline. I know mine have so much fun with their sitters but it’s just not the same as being with their mom.

That’s sweet though. We all want a happy and healthy Stefani after all. Him and my momma separated a couple of years back, but he’ll always be my step dad you know? Can’t just throw ten years away like that. He’s had nothing but very generous and loving words to say about you — none of which came to a surprise. I’m truly beyond excited to see it and from the reviews I’ve heard, you’ve done a spot on job. Oh please, you deserve it all. Whenever you have a bad day and you need a bit of hyping up, you just call me and I’ll shower you with endless of compliments. Not at all. I’ve been doing well thank you. I’m currently working on a mini series called Daisy Jones & The Six, which is incredibly exciting. Having an absolute blast shooting it — so doing very well, thank you for asking.

And I wish the same for you, of course! Well, yeah, that makes sense! Family is family, whether related by blood or through marriage or just love. Like I said, I’m honored, working with him was a privilege and one of the best parts of my life thus far. Thank you, darling! The same to you – you can always hit me up for compliments galore. I’m so glad to hear that you’re doing well! And working on something that you love. It’s so important to do work you love, isn’t it? I can’t wait to see it when it’s released... you’ll have to let me know when it is, because my head is usually up in the clouds when it comes to that sort of thing!

Of course, even if they’re anything like Casper the friendly ghost. That little dude is the sweetest. All of us deserve a good break from the industry and time to ourselves, to finally sleep a decent amount of hours. Yet, we all love what we do, too, so half the time doesn’t even feel like work. I could film all day and be happy about it, actually. My dog not so much because she misses me, but still. That would be awesome! Never been to a psychic before.

Ghosts have gotten a bad reputation over the years, I prefer to believe that they’re all more like Casper. People tend to think that actors and actresses have it easy, but in my experience we work pretty damn hard, so many early starts and late finishes! I’m so glad that you love what you’re doing, although I know what you mean about the dog, my babies do not like the amount of travel I have to do away from them. Everyone should try it, at least once!

If I were paying my psychic good money and they told me I need a nap? There’s no need for a crystal ball, just look at the bags under my eyes. Actually though, I’ve always been interested in the whole psychic thing. If yours is usually better than she was on that particular day, would you mind forwarding her number? 

There are no bags to be found under those gorgeous eyes of yours, Sebastian, and I’m certain of that. Psychics are fascinating! Mine doesn’t so much try to predict the future as she helps me figure out what’s going on inside... I’ll be sure to get you in contact!

I bet it wasn’t even a joke right? I mean, we all know how hard you’ve worked on your new movie. But you’ve probably done even more than we’ve seen. Heard from my step dad Alfredo, well Al that you were a dream to work with and I have no doubts. I can’t wait to go and see House of Gucci — your reviews are insane. Congratulations on all of it. I was so excited to see that you were doing more acting. Your performance in A star is born absolutely blew me away. — I have no doubts you deserve the biggest nap and that you do get plenty of rest now. You’re going to need it before the awards season comes along.

LOh, no, she was 100% seriously concerned about my health, haha! I’m honored that Al is speaking highly of me and what a cool guy to call your step-dad! Your family gatherings must be an absolute blast. I hope you get to see it and enjoy it as much as we enjoyed making it – because, truly, we did. You’re so, so, so kind and I’m taking all of your compliments and tucking them away in my heart for when I have a bad day. Enough about me, though, how are you? What’s keeping you busy?

Lord, I dunno if I want to go to a psychic if she’s gonna be reading me like that, because I hear enough of it from my family members! Also, dunno if I wanna hear all the shit wrong with me in the eyes of another person or however these readings and what not go.

Tom, that’s what they do! Brutal truths all day every day. And I’m in sore need of it, too, too many people are way too nice to me and say I look like I’ve had my beauty sleep when I actually look like the undead.

I was preparin’ myself for you to turn and give me some sort of horror movie response, y’know? Like your house was about to be haunted by a wee ghost named Jim. Cool lad, just wanted some company. Gotta to give your psychic an A+ on the acting and dramatic effect, though. Tell them if they ever want a job as an actress next, Taron will set them up. Do hope you enjoy your rightfully earned rest!

I would happily have my house haunted by a ghost named Jim! We all need company from time to time, do we not? Bring on the ghosts. But no, no, she’s just fully aware of how much I’ve had on my plate and ready for me to get some well-deserved rest... which is honestly advice I would give to anyone, psychic or otherwise, because we’re all so overworked. She’s certainly got a penchant for the dramatic which is why I love her so much! I’ll give her your card. And you can bet I did.