[Frog]

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

very very dependent on your relationship. one night stand? if he’s in ultra “gentleman” mode, which he sometimes uses for the sake of getting laid and consequently feels guilt for afterwards, he’ll get you water and let you sleep in one of his shirts if need be. he usually only partakes in modern-day hook-ups if he’s like …. miserable. so there’s a chance that he’s going to be in a sour mood and just want the person to leave (which he may not say directly, but be a tad passive aggressive/leave it open-ended. “you can stay if you want.”), or he’ll leave if it’s their place, afterwards.

in a relationship, he’s much more considerate but this will still depend because he’s very observant; he knows what works for one person isn’t always whats gonna work for the next. he doesn’t want to smother someone, so if his partner is more independent/just doesn’t like to be babied, he trusts you. he does like to run a bath for his partner though! :) and make both of you a tea, naturally. good to note that he does like pillow talk a lot. those moments of emotional intimacy really bring some light back to his eyes.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

unlike… some of the previous chars i’ve talked about, he’s gonna say your eyes and mean it. well, whatever feature stands out the most to him, he supposes. again, not everyone is the same, but generally something about your face. he’s a chest guy, though, if that’s what you’re curious about. not that he can’t appreciate a nice ass, or legs, or whatever else. his eyes just tend to wander to a particular place.

on himself, he doesn’t particularly love anything, but you didn’t hear that from me. he nit picks himself like he gets paid to do it. so he’d probably say his brain, and will dismiss you if you say that isn’t a proper answer lol

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

i think he eats decently well, not a health freak like some but also not… Ahem. alfred! so! it tastes pretty normal. he doesn’t expect you to love the taste, but he really does like to cum in your mouth. if he’s feeling particularly like an evil fuck he’ll have you open your mouth really big so he can see, and then again to make sure you actually swallowed it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he can come off as kinda prudish but he isn’t as embarrassed about sex as he seems like he’d be in most contexts, so a dirty secret to him is something he’d practically take to the grave with him. it would probably be something shameful he did when he was younger and less conscious of the concept of manners, like being a bit of a peeping tom or something along those lines.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

this should not come as a surprise to anyone, but he is most certainly a retired whore. that’s apart of why he doesn’t really like one night stands or flings much anymore. he’s already done it countless times. arthur has gone through many phases in his life, and his body count is… far higher than something he can keep track of. genuinely, if you were to ask as his partner, his cheeks would get a bit red as he brushes it off because it shouldn’t matter, right…? anyways, yes, he very much knows what he’s doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

missionary is simple and he can appreciate his partner like this with ease. although, depending on how flexible you are, he does know how to make missionary a bit more pleasurable for the both of you!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

arthur is not particularly either or; he’s probably not going to crack a joke (unless he’s in a certain mood and he’s making mocking types of jokes at your expense, or if something slightly embarrassing happens and he makes a joke at his expense to make you feel better) but he isn’t going to be so uptight and serious that he can’t smile at a silly moment. don’t think that it’s excusable to poke fun at him though, this man is NOT afraid to go reach for his belt

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i have mixed thoughts on this. on one hand, i’ve never imagined him particularly hairy, but …. those eyebrows……. people with no body hair do not usually have eyebrows like that… he definitely does trim when he has a partner though. pirate arthur was a bush king i suppose but modern day arthur would probably rather die than risk his partner getting a pube or something in their mouth. that would be his last straw i’m afraid

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

arthur is, if nothing else, a hopeless romantic. he can struggle to vocalize it a bit, but be assured, you can always feel how much he does. he can be extremely romantic during the act; he will whisper sweet nothings to you and all that. reminders of how sweet you are to him, how good you are, etc. more so, though, he’ll be gentle with you. arthur has it in him to be quite cruel when it calls for it, but at the end of the day when all is said and done, he’s totally soft for his partner. expect intimacy that will make it feel like you’re possessing each other. he feels very deeply, and is a thinker. his partner can sometimes consume his mind, so he tries to not take it for granted that you’re there with him, like a younger version of him might have.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

not really a fan, but if he’s single and just needing a release he will. doesn’t really masturbate much in a relationship UNLESS it’s long distance, in which case phone sex is extremely hot to him. he has a crazy imagination and it’s easy for him to picture it’s your hand on his cock and not his; furthermore, his own self soothing will not be enough to distract him from you. i think i might have talked about this in my other arthur post but he really likes dirty talk and has even more blind audacity than usual over the phone. will also guide you verbally if you struggle to masturbate. generally though, he’s mostly only going to do it in this instance where it’s mutual masturbation.

another instance i can imagine is a scenario in which you’re not allowing him to touch you, and he has to do it himself. he finds it a bit embarrassing for you to watch him get off with his own hand, but a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. particularly after a fight, he’s more inclined to be at your call!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

ahem !

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

soooo obviously the man has a giant estate, and a lovely bedroom. he feels the most comfortable just getting it on in his bed, with his comfortable bed covers and pillows. he will never find the view of you in his bed to get boring. however, all around his estate has plenty of options. dare i say, there’s a certain thrill about maybe getting caught by a house keeper if you’re in the dining area.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

i feel like arthur does go through periods where his sex drive gets quite low (stress from work mostly, or a day that’s an anniversary of something upsetting for him) but generally, it’s not hard to get him worked up. he likes to think that he’s just a romantic, so of course even the curve of your neck will arouse him. he just loves you so much. which, while true, he also knows deep down he’s just a perv. i will add on that he loves when you’re playful though. good banter is always a top-tier form of foreplay in his (not very) humble opinion.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

nowadays, arthur isn’t very keen on threeways with his partner. while he’s single? sure, not his preference but if it happens, then it happens. he’s quite insecure, though, and his partner wanting more people in the bedroom will get to him on multiple layers. he also isn’t really into extreme kinks like ludwig or kiku are. the man will use his tie to keep your hands in place or spank you over the rear with his belt during really heated days, but even then, he can feel a bit odd about it afterwards.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he flip flops with this. he’s kind of really really grateful that you actually like him enough to be with him that he loves to give you head. arthur does like to recieve though. he’ll coax you into giving him head as “punishment” sometimes, but whenever you go down to do it of your own volition, he gets a bit flustered.

i’ll say no actual preference, but you will probably get more head than give, unless you’re as eager to give as he is. also, here’s this.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

capable of all of the above in whatever order and pairing. more medium pace and sensual by default, though!

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

arthur likes to take his time for the most part. it gives both of you time to relax and really get into the mood, especially with foreplay. he isn’t opposed to quickies, though, especially if you come visit him in his office… ;)

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

sometimes, if he’s in a bit of a mood he’ll dismiss it and roll hsi eyes at what he thinks is your immaturity peaking out. other days, on occasion, he’s nostalgic for adrenaline and he doesn’t have nearly as many outlets as he did for that even 30 years ago. you can be his outlet! in this sort of mood, if you point out the hypocrisy, he’s just going to put the blame on you. you’re just too tempting, you’re a tease, etc. so of course he has to take you to the nearest public bathroom. god reader have some responsibility! when that mood dies down, he’s a bit embarrassed. what possessed him???

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

so like, hate to say it, but arthur isn’t exactly a spring chicken. he’s not as in shape as he used to be, and he’s gotten older. he’s not totally out of shape, mind you, but it’s a bit different when he mostly works in some office most days rather than going out and about getting stuff done himself and actively being in a war.

that being said, i think he usually does 1 relatively long round with a lot of foreplay most of the time. it might be multiple rounds for you, though. he usually taps out after finishing twice or thrice himself. you can finish as many times as you want though, he tries to indulge you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

not really. i think he might have some light bdsm stuff laying around in some box somewhere, because he’s been alive for so long. nipple clamps or something. does not use toys on himself to masturbate or anything like that.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he can be cruel to you when the moment calls for it. during role play, especially, as that’s when he can let the most “loose.” that’s not him making you cry, dear, it’s the character he’s playing!! lots of aftercare though, and he wouldn’t do much of it at all in the first place if it isn’t your thing.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

most of the time not very loud. he doesn’t hide much of his quiet panting or occasional moan/groan/etc, but he’s not gonna be loudly grunting.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

imagines you and him as the characters in books sometimes, he doesn’t read a ton of romantic novels but if the detective has a love interest, you’re what he sometimes pictures. yes he gets roleplay inspo from this sort of thing sometimes… wait, you want to be the detective…?? no no, no… this is his fantasy, reader, come up with your own roleplay for sex and present it to him at a different time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

sorry to say but i cannot say with good faith that the man is packing. i don’t think he’s small, but in the average range, like 6 inches long or something. maybe a little more girthy than average but, nothing insane.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i feel like this has already been discussed in these prompts but he’s kind of CEO of yearning if you think about it. the man longs to touch you.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

in the modern day, arthur is… old. even if you hc him to still look like a twink, (cant say i agree but moving on,) spiritually and mentally he is old. he’s seen many many things — including quite a bit of sex. he’s by no means a stranger to it; don’t let his prudish attitude these days fool you. he’s gone through quite a few eras of his life where he viewed sex far more carelessly than he does now. although, even know, i dont think he’s quite uptight about it as one would think.. it’s just that he has standards now. he’d probably put it like that. whereas, back in the day, he probably viewed sex as something of a conquest. now, he sees it more as a connection between two (or more — although i do think he’s monogamous) people. that connection doesn’t have to be love — sometimes, it’s just a need for another body. arthur is a romantic deep down, though. likely because there’s been so many eras in his life when he was anything but romantic, he can’t help but crave it nowadays.

that being said, arthur now 100% believes in making love. i’m talking the whole 10 yards; he’ll hold your hands as he rocks his hips into yours, meticulous about fucking you deep and slow, even cooing at you. his heart feels heavier than it ever has before when you look up at him so sweetly; he almost always makes you cum at least once or twice before you even have sex with his fingers and mouth — both to tease you a bit and to prep you to be easier to fuck. as much as arthur often treats you like glass, he can’t help but take advantage of your dependence on him during times like this.

maybe it’s something left over from his olden days. something in him that craves ego and control; but……. how is he supposed to not get a bit of a power treat as he coaxes you onto your knees, having tied your wrists together with his belt, leaving you to sit obediently looking up at him? his face always feels so hot as he gets so much attention, but you’ll hardly see a peak of a blush as you suck him off. he especially likes when he’s still in his office wear clothes. the suits and all that, you know, the sleek shoes… really sets in the mood for him. if he’s feeling particularly mean that day, he’ll even suggest you get yourself off on his shoe as you sit there. watching you shyly try to grind yourself on his shoe, only to start pathetically rutting when you finally get close; he almost forgets his cock is shoved down your throat as he cums, his hards keeping your head there for a moment as you whine, forcing you to swallow his load. i already wrote about how he likes to go down on his partner here, so go read that if you havent yet <3

arthur is a pretty busy guy. he’s more involved in his country’s politics than some of the other nations, which leads to him working a lot… sometimes overseas. or, worse, you guys are already a long distance couple as it is (don’t worry, though. regardless, he’ll want you to move in by year three, and that’s the long guess; when arthur is in love, he’s in love.) basically, there’s bound to be times when you’re away from each other quite a bit. arthur would probably rather die than show himself as clingy — ugh, even thinking about it makes his brow furrow. and so, he may or may not have discreetly taken a pair of used underwear with him… just for when he really needs it! he’s not some perverted demon, okay? he can use his own imagination… it’s just… it’s so much easier with your used panties wrapped around his cock as he pumps… of course he took a sniff first to help him really picture the scene — stop, he’s not weird! the next night, though, he’s likely to call you up. first, it’s a pretty normal call, but he transitions the conversation to what he wants with a surprising amount of smoothness. maybe it’s just his voice that can easily coax you to do as he wants — oh, right. if you have a thing for his voice at all — and i meant at all, he will pick up on it and 100% use it against you.

he’s bigger on dirty talk than he’d like to admit. he just can’t help it — especially over the phone, what else is he supposed to do?!! his usually stable voice is almost breathy as he tells you what to do; he’s guiding you through the entire thing. if you whine at all about how you can’t do it like he can, he’s so quick to encourage you. various petnames like love, darling, and good girl/boy/etc are falling off his tongue as he coos you. it makes his heart flutter and dick twitch when you’re the needy one.

he’s always going to tease you about it a bit, especially if you’re shy about it. he’ll show faux sympathy for the way you blush and look away, grasping your face back to look at him; “what ever could have you so worked up like this, i wonder?” he’ll ask, tilting his head as he looks at you with a knowing, smug smile tugging at his thin lips. when you murmur about how he shouldn’t tease, he’ll claim that he was only asking an honest question. he’ll encourage you, saying that if there’s you want, you’ll have to use your words. when you inevitably say you want him to fuck you, or that you want his cock, he’ll chuckle, the cheekiest blush dusting lightly over his cheeks. “oh, that’s what you’re after, is it?” he muses, unbuckling his belt. “ask for it properly, then.”

as you can imagine, arthur quite like titles. he doesn’t think it’s something he really needs, but when you whimper for daddy or even sir, perhaps master if the situation calls for it, he almost cums every time. arthur tries pretty hard to stay as the one in control, but you make it awfully hard for him to not bend you over the kitchen table and take you when you start to use the term so causally. in private, of course. he’d probably die if you ever called him that in public. he definitely thinks its a very… intimate matter, so it would catch him quite off guard for you to say it outside of the bedroom but still inside the comfort of your own home. he’ll look over at you, jaw clenching as he sees your pretend innocence, smiling at him as if you only called him dear. what a tease — he can’t have that, of course. seems like you’ll need some discipline.

on a lighter note, arthur really does love your body, whatever that may look like. at his age, any sense of a physical type has sort of faded, anyways. he’ll take his time to kiss all over you, groping you ad sweetly as one can as he tells you how beautiful you are. he can find it a bit difficult to express how much he loves you sometimes, but he’s adamant on making sure you can feel how much he cherishes you during such intimate moments. he finds himself quite flustered if you ever do it back; kissing along his neck as you unbutton his shirt, whispering about how much you need him while palming his cock, telling him how good he makes you feel; he thinks about it for weeks after, though. totally worth it.

arthur kirkland

while arthur can be an awfully impatient man, he’s quick to slow as he lowers himself to be eye-level with your cunt. he’s the type to nearly drool as he spreads your legs, watching your cunt spread, just for him. he’ll look up to meet your gaze before gently blowing on your clit, his cock twitching in his pants at the way you shudder.

arthur loves to go down on you. despite being all ‘prim and proper,’ he loves a mess; and so, he loves to make you a mess, too. if you let him, there are nights where he’ll give you multiple orgasms through oral alone, ignoring the ache in his cock as you moan out and clamp your thighs around his head. he’ll suck on your clit, his tongue rubbing against it before wondering lower, prodding at your hole; he’ll tongue fuck you, licking against your walls until his tongue hurts. arthur will force your legs apart, wrapping his hands around your thighs as your cunt drools; don’t worry! he’ll clean up after. really, he doesn’t mind at all.

actually, if he’s given permission to be a bit more mean towards you, he’ll tease you for making a mess — he loves to bully you a bit. he’ll even nip or slap your clit if you talk back to him! when you squeak or whine at the pain, he’ll remind you that as long as you behave, he’ll help you cum. he likes feeling completely responsible for your pleasure, and if you let him, he’ll restrain you to further your dependence on him in the moment.

alfred f. jones

while it’s not something that crosses his mind too often, when he has you laid out beneath him, spreading your legs to let him see your pretty pussy, he nearly gets light headed as the blood rushes to his cock at how soaked you are. he says something about how he’s gonna eat you up as he lowers his face, tongue quickly darting out to lick up between your folds.

alfred is the kind of guy who has little technique, but his passion makes up for it completely. he’ll sloppily eat you out, making disgusting slurp sounds the more wet you become; he doesn’t really get why you get so embarrassed sometimes! he loves to hear you call out his name, your hand grabbing at his hair to pull him closer to your cunt. he’ll grin against you, determined to rock your world.

really, really, really likes when you sit on his face. what do you mean you’ll crush him? please, he’s way stronger than he looks, trust him! he’ll grip your hips and force you to lower yourself on his face, humming as you make such pretty noises. this is his favourite way to eat you out; the angle is perfect, and you have no way to push his head away and interrupt him. as long as you let him, he’ll totally get his full from this.

francis bonnefoy

believes that pleasure is a form of art, through and through; he has an intimidating amount of experience, and is quick to discover what you like. whatever your preferences are, francis is more than capable of providing them. he’ll pay close attention to what makes your head spin; experimenting with how to toy with your clit (do you like when he sucks on it softly, or when he practically tries to milk it? do you prefer circular or side-side motions? do you like a slow build up with sudden fast movements?). whatever you like, he’s bound to figure it out, and when he does, he’ll be almost relentless.

he does like to kitten lick, though. truth be told, he does like to tease you, just a bit; he simply wants to hear just how much you want more. he’ll comply the moment you ask, don’t worry! after all, he must reward you for speaking up!

after spending time between your legs, he finds that the smell of you lingers in his scruff. it’s faint, but, he soaks it in — a reminder of your night together. it arouses him so, but he’s patient to wait until next time. he’ll tell you about how much he craves you, how good you taste, how your smell teases him the following day; it’d be cruel to not let him have another taste, no?

feliciano vargas

feliciano prefers receiving, however, don’t let that fool you; he knows his way around your cunt like the back of his hand. he thinks it’s only natural to! he loves you, and loves to make you feel good. he’ll stay between your legs as long as you want him to, more than happy to be of use to you.

this is 100% about you; all he wants is for you to enjoy yourself and get off. the moment you ask, he’s already nudging you towards a place when you can sit down while he falls to his knees, spreading your legs. he’ll sensually lick your clit, swirling his tongue around your bud before wrapping his plump lips around it. he’ll gather spit in his mouth and let it drool down your cunt as he plays with your clit, your sounds of pleasure being music to his ears. he’ll do anything you tell him to do — but, it should be noted that you don’t necessarily have to. he knows what he’s doing; leave it to him, and he’ll bring you up to cloud nine with ease.