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@why-offical
Why?
Why make an intro post? To tell others on the Internet my reason for being? Why should that make a difference? Why couldn't you just guess?
If you haven't guessed, I'm why-offical. I question anything and everything. Why, you ask? Well, I think it's important to understand. You can submit your own "why"'s, to which I will try and answer. Those answers will merely be my opinion, though. Why would you expect anything more?
(ooc under cut)
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Ah, another offical after my own heart! I think?
@why-offical
am i really after your heart?
Why do you ask? Is it not obvious?
is it really obvious?
Why wouldn't it be obvious?
why would it be?
Well, "why" is a question, isn't it?
Ah, another offical after my own heart! I think?
@why-offical
am i really after your heart?
Why do you ask? Is it not obvious?
is it really obvious?
Why wouldn't it be obvious?
Ah, another offical after my own heart! I think?
@why-offical
am i really after your heart?
Why do you ask? Is it not obvious?
I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
That is probably true Why. I’m just doing my job Why.
DON'T MAKE MEEEE PLSPLSPLSSS
Sorry Why. I have to Why
What if I ran away-
I would teleport after you Why.
What if the shadows just sorta absorbed me
I could still find you Why.
*the shadows absorbed me and I'm disappeared whoooo*
*it sighs*
You cannot run Why.
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I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
That is probably true Why. I’m just doing my job Why.
DON'T MAKE MEEEE PLSPLSPLSSS
Sorry Why. I have to Why
What if I ran away-
I would teleport after you Why.
What if the shadows just sorta absorbed me
I could still find you Why.
*the shadows absorbed me and I'm disappeared whoooo*
HI HI HI HELLO HELLO HELLO
@shadows-offical
SHADOWS YOU GOTTA HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME TO THE GULAGGSSSSSSSS D:
HAHHAHEHEHEH YAYA ME HEARD AND MEE WILL HELLPPP
{the shadows vibrate all around you and start to group themselves in a black goo like manner before attempting tug onto your ankles}
ME-- I OWE YOU ONEE
AH- *I yelp softly at the unexpected pressure at my ankles, but soon after realize what's happening and become visibly more relaxed.*
Oh my gosh thank youu... it's just until Stalin releases me... which will hopefully be soon because no one has talked to him I think...
YYAYAYAYAYAYYA~~
{the shadows pull you below the ground and move you through the black goo that are the shadows themselves. All the way to Morrinsville, New Zealand}
AH- ...Oh cool. New Zealand.
*Is just kinda laying on the sidewalk where you deposited me.* Thank you shadows :) May need your help to get back when all this blows over, but for now uhhh... Hmm... *Pulls out a teeny tiny Pizza shaped charm thing out of my pocket and places it in the shadows.* Have a pizza charm.
{swallows it whole but doesn't digest it}
YAYAYAYAYAYAY
Yay :]
HI HI HI HELLO HELLO HELLO
@shadows-offical
SHADOWS YOU GOTTA HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME TO THE GULAGGSSSSSSSS D:
HAHHAHEHEHEH YAYA ME HEARD AND MEE WILL HELLPPP
{the shadows vibrate all around you and start to group themselves in a black goo like manner before attempting tug onto your ankles}
ME-- I OWE YOU ONEE
AH- *I yelp softly at the unexpected pressure at my ankles, but soon after realize what's happening and become visibly more relaxed.*
Oh my gosh thank youu... it's just until Stalin releases me... which will hopefully be soon because no one has talked to him I think...
YYAYAYAYAYAYYA~~
{the shadows pull you below the ground and move you through the black goo that are the shadows themselves. All the way to Morrinsville, New Zealand}
AH- ...Oh cool. New Zealand.
*Is just kinda laying on the sidewalk where you deposited me.* Thank you shadows :) May need your help to get back when all this blows over, but for now uhhh... Hmm... *Pulls out a teeny tiny Pizza shaped charm thing out of my pocket and places it in the shadows.* Have a pizza charm.
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE BUT AHHHH HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO THROW ME IN THE GULAGSSSSS HELPPPPPPP
@why-offical
I. I will ask a friend.
Thank you... I don't wanna go to the gulags, man, I ain't strong enough for this...
Same, but we gotta fight any way we can.
Yeah...
I have- I have a really quick question because apparently I'm uh... VERY behind. But... is your dad like... good now...?
Because he got you two out of the gulags and apparently he's trying to free me as well and y'know I've just been chilling in my basement since we fell out of touch, and last I remember he was trying to kill you and stuff, so I think I might've missed something...
HI HI HI HELLO HELLO HELLO
@shadows-offical
SHADOWS YOU GOTTA HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME TO THE GULAGGSSSSSSSS D:
HAHHAHEHEHEH YAYA ME HEARD AND MEE WILL HELLPPP
{the shadows vibrate all around you and start to group themselves in a black goo like manner before attempting tug onto your ankles}
ME-- I OWE YOU ONEE
AH- *I yelp softly at the unexpected pressure at my ankles, but soon after realize what's happening and become visibly more relaxed.*
Oh my gosh thank youu... it's just until Stalin releases me... which will hopefully be soon because no one has talked to him I think...
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I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
That is probably true Why. I’m just doing my job Why.
DON'T MAKE MEEEE PLSPLSPLSSS
Sorry Why. I have to Why
What if I ran away-
I would teleport after you Why.
What if the shadows just sorta absorbed me
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TALKED IN A WHILE BUT AHHHH HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO THROW ME IN THE GULAGSSSSS HELPPPPPPP
@why-offical
I. I will ask a friend.
Thank you... I don't wanna go to the gulags, man, I ain't strong enough for this...
HI HI HI HELLO HELLO HELLO
@shadows-offical
SHADOWS YOU GOTTA HELP ME THEY'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME TO THE GULAGGSSSSSSSS D:
I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
That is probably true Why. I’m just doing my job Why.
DON'T MAKE MEEEE PLSPLSPLSSS
Sorry Why. I have to Why
What if I ran away-
I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
That is probably true Why. I’m just doing my job Why.
DON'T MAKE MEEEE PLSPLSPLSSS
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I have been ordered to take you to the gulags Why. You are coming with me Why
-@assimilation-offical
NO I DON'T WANNA GO TO THE GULAGS WHYYY, I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH FOR THATTT D:
I think I'm going because he believes I killed a king or smth idrk, or was involved, yeah?
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THE KING DIED OR WTV
You must come with me Why. If you really didn’t do it Joseph Stalin will realise Why.
NO HE WON'T I'LL JUST BE IN THE GULAGS AND IT'LL SUCKK
Your leader is speaking!
Hello, Comrades!
I rule the U.O.S.R (the Union of Officalverse Socialist Republics).
I serve as General Secretary.
Highest Leaders: @joseph-stalin-offical, and @mental-illness-offical
Successor: @che-guevara-offical
Acting Head of State: @reliablenarrator-offical
Deputy Premiers: @snake-of-boredom-offical, @lenin-offical, @transmascmarypoppins
General: @yearning--offical
Head of the NKVD: @breadcrumb-offical
Head of Historical Figures: @transmascmarypoppins
Head of Prophecies: @clairvoyance-offical
Other prophets: @elizabeth-barton-offical, @pope-of-kindness-offical
Executioners: @death-offical, @assimilation-offical. There are also some who remain anonymous in order to be able to trick people into revealing themselves as traitors.
Cooks: @richard-roose-offical
Caretakers: @the-caretaker-offical
Entertainer: @court-jester-offical
Citizens: Any blog with 'Offical' in their name.
In the Gulags: @nithral-offical, @boratsagdiyev-real, @greed-offical, @eredin-offical, @why-offical, @thomas-more-offical, @water-hag-offical, @who-offical, @stupid-offical, @trump-offical, @hitler-offical, @authoritarianism-offical, @god-offical
Disappeared: None...yet
This is a link to what the different positions are about.
More positions will be coming soon!
Apply for a position, preexisting or not, you will most likely be accepted.
OOC under cut:
Wait huh why am I in the gulags
