God's throne was empty when I sat upon it

small town diner waitress voice: Omelas? Oh, oh no, easy mistake, you're in oh - MAY - las right now, with an A. Plenty' people get the name mixed up. Nope, no utopia here, just our small little town. *face gets really grim* We do still.. Okay well we do still have a kid that we... I mean it isn't working but- well- You know. It- It's fine. I'm sure it'll start working soon.

i can’t wait to be saved miraculously and get out of all of my predicaments

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

visibly clicking "ants.exe" putting on my vr headset wordlessly and full fucking throttle screaming like I'm being killed until my voice gives out an hour or so later, at which point I take off the headset and try to resume our conversation

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened