ZOMGoat!

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

“responsible” exotic pet influencer voice: look at how cute and cuddly my endangered african cat is! don’t you wish you could do this too? remember, though, only i can do this! i’m not promoting this animal as a pet! hey, check out my super awesome king cobra freehandling, doesn’t it make me look badass? again, though, only i can do this! i’m not trying to promote these animals as pets for just anyone! all i do is post constant photos and videos making it look really cool and fun and badass to own these animals! don’t ask where i got them btw

I can’t believe if the universe had aligned slightly differently that I would’ve missed seeing this

can i be real for a moment and say i find it really frustrating that whenever advocating for veganism or going plant-based in general you have to be especially careful to make sure to highlight you understand every possible exception that may exist in a way you're just not expected to do with other industries. like obviously i know not everyone has the means to go plant-based for a variety of reasons such as where they live, potentially restrictive allergies, limited resources, necessary medications etc etc. but i know this is true for other things as well. like i advocate against buying clothes new especially from cheap fast fashion brands. but people seem so much less likely to assume that i'm like, mad at anyone who doesn't have the means to buy second-hand or ethically produced clothes. it seems like no one actually wants you to talk about your ethical stance on food and it's on you even if you actually just answer people when they ask you why you're not eating something. likee people have so much more understanding for religious restrictions in diets than a restriction you came to yourself upon evaluation of what industries you want to support. i am already super conscious of the fact that just talking about my day-to-day choices with food or in any way mentioning that certain foods are not options to me risks someone getting mad at me including my friends. it's exhausting and i wish you wouldn't.

underrated tumblr feature is being able to catch up to yourself on your dash. so there is an END POINT. and you can say “ah, I have reached where I left off, there is no more to see! I’ll take my leave now and come back later when there are new posts.” instead of being stuck forever in a bottomless algorithm pit digging deeper and deeper till you have to summon monumental strength to climb out

A true warrior can rub sunscreen on their own back

But sometimes the true warrior wants to know the touch of a friend?

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours