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anakin’s ghost:

It was a fake beard during the Dooku scenes because he shaved after principal photography was done, so when they went for reshoots, CGI beard.

Ah – yeah, I was pretty sure that whatever I had read before had said it was because they had to fill in some scenes that they went back and re-shot later. Merci!

Ewan’s fake beard (and bonus glued-on extra-long hair skirt!) can be found in the following scenes:

In the elevator on the way to see Padme. It magically becomes real when they come out of the elevator, which is lucky, as this allows Padme to meet Obi-Wan again in his full natural state of hotness and probably muse inwardly about what a good beard it is. (The elevator scene is the most egregious case of both CGI Beard and Hair Skirt. At other points in the movie I think it’s an actual physical stick-on. CGI Beard is blurry and kind of shiny and the wrong colour. Possible Stick-On Beard is thin, patchy and relatively unkempt. Real Beard is, of course, ginger, glorious, and sweetly caresses Obi-Wan’s lower face like Anakin probably does when he’s asleep.)

“I hate it when he does that.” 

“This weapon is your life!!!” (We can maybe see a pattern emerging - a fair number of fake beard scenes are little Obi-Wan/Anakin banter/interaction moments. Maybe George decided they needed more and added them in.)

The Kamino scene where he’s sitting in the giant soup ladle - it switches back and forth between fake and real from shot to shot

Parts of the Dooku duel, in particular that one really scowly close-up - his beard’s a hot mess there, Dooku’s probably wondering what the hell Qui-Gon taught this child

text post meme // parenting: the hardest job in the galaxy

Q: I have, of late, felt strange pain in mine elbow

take in thy hand a Scourge haveing 3 Tayles, and with it flagellate thy sinnful bodye in the publick Road, crying Mercie of God 

have lesse blood

hast thou tried Arsenic

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

#obi-wan is obi-done with your shit

BONUS:

The force is strong in this family

Her Name Is Melissa 

Melissa has seen things. Terrible things.

“You underestimate my power!”