he do be looking kinda fresh doe

what’s tonight’s mood

i know the exact emotion this person is trying to portray

im reading about cowboy phrases and sayings and like 95% of them are just solid life advice

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

This honestly might be the best stand-up bit of all time.

wish i was a cat. soft & warm & fat. in a little wizard hat.

this post is especially good when read as a haiku

my cat does this before he pukes

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

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