HOMSTUK4EVARZ

tag urself i’m neil degrasse tyson getting hit in the face

$2.48

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

I have exactly 11 questions

i dont, mind your business

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

Bitch better not

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them.

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

I’m so fucking sad please invent a pill that will turn me into a salamander that only thinks of nutrients

you mock my plight for the last time, Dad Bot

The yiff yiff man

you won’t be laughing when he kills you

;)

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

starcrossed lovers

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

date a girl who looks at you like you’re a masterpiece and makes you feel like art

i shoved a monet painting up my ass

*you okay? 

i died