GUILTY! i sentence you to five hours of being mercilessly licked by two hot women

they cancelled my show :/

O'landria

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

WHO TF DOESN’T KNOW WHO MADAME ZERONI IS ?? ????

Oops gotta reblog she don’t play games

Girl I don’t fuck with that shit. I gotta exam two hours-I rebuke thee!

I am terrified mind you

Oh…well…double and give it to the next person

every time.

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are REALLY cool

These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.

my people are so fucking cool man

Ovulation is no joke, I'm usually feral but I really do turn into an animal during these times

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

Reblog this to ease the back pain of the person you reblogged it from

lying in front of the street cleaner

did the street cleaner believe you?

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people