Fuuu....

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

i’m still here.

me too

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

10 out of 10 would pet

Oh, right. The cows. The cows for kudzu, the cows chosen especially to kill kudzu, kudzu's cows. Those cows?

Am I really sitting here crying over a video of Gritty performing a queer interpretative dance sequence? Yes. Yes I am.

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

I can’t stop watching this....