who is you who

im bi, paypal me $200 usd 

I promise we’re not all like this

some of us want $350 usd

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

those “i don’t have 2020 vision” posts were right. i literally never could have told you this is how the year would go

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

ADHD brain be like “Oh I have a ton of free time, but none of the literally dozens of things I could do to fill that time seem Gratifying Enough to commit mental energy to, so I’m just gonna sit here dissociating for five hours while also singing Queen songs in my head probably.”

*scrolls far back into my blog* oh yes…i was suffering quite vigorously here

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

*finishes a roll of wrapping paper* oh shit free weapon

*bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bonks myself in the head* *bo

why are yall so afraid to double text like ill be out here sending 9 messages in a row buzz buzz another message? its me bitch i just got a lot to say!!