boop

that gap in my resume is from the saw trap

we are the daughters of the serfs who didnt choke to death on meat jelly or die of alcohol poisoning or some other really bad shit you dont even wanna know man

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

KEEP STARTING NEW WIPS‼️ you never know if THIS will be the one that you still get stuck on, but this time your frustration with getting stuck on it will lead you to finally get work done on the older wips. 99% OF ARTISTS QUIT BEFORE THEY HIT BIG 💥

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed