Y'ello

"Most Tatooine words are slurs"

I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

I'm 5'11, but in most casual conversations I'll say I'm 5'9. I do this purely for the chaos that it creates. Because everyone assumes that men only exaggerate their height up, it makes me look like the only person honestly describing their height and thus knocks at least 2 inches off everyone else's description. The panic that the 6'1 guys feel at the thought of being described as 5'11 is hard to understate. I have had people run back to their cars to grab tape measures. If I could get away with describing myself as 4'6 I would.

you are the diametrical opposite of the aforementioned guy. you are a demigod walking among mortals

Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)

Please audio on at the end it's so unexpected.

“Stop motion animation doesn’t take long enough already, let’s add textile arts.”

[video description: an animation in yarn of a row of sheep all jumping over a fence in a grassy field. /end description]

there’s a big difference between “i’m sad because a character i was emotionally invested in was killed off” and “this character’s death served no purpose, was used for shock value, and is the product of bad writing and i’m upset about that”

[Image ID: Tumblr post from ot3 reading: this is an awesome post to make if you want to get spoiled for every single piece of media on the entire planet /End ID]

you know. i did NOT mean for that image of snufkin to be there but it does add something to this post

Oh! I found the good stuff. And, credit where credit is due, it was Apple that lost it. It doesn't play when you hit "Play", you have to scroll down to "iTunes Extras". Great work everybody.

this is even better than Major Major in Catch-22

if you post ai-generated fanfics, it's important that you know i immediately assume you're untalented with no imagination. it doesn't matter if you think your writing will be bad. write it anyway. post it anyway. at least it'll be yours. you are so scared of mediocrity that you willingly live in the shadow of a fucking machine and that could never be me.