The Boats Are BACK

Twippo has a pet robot dog named Rex

I spin my chair around and i'm petting diesel 10 from thomas the tank engine like an evil villains cat except he's the boss

we stabbed Archibald with lots of swords but he made it weird by not being in pain or screaming so we stopped and he just scampered off and washed off the blood under a beautiful waterfall and it looked angelic and it made me and my knights so mad we threw rocks and dirt at him but none of us could hit him so he just stared at us pitifully before launching all of the swords that he pulled from his flesh and only I survived

TECHNICOLOR BUNNY HELL DIMENSION THAT ONLY ONE ZUCCHINI CAN SUMMON

Miraak needs to shut the fuck up "Ohhhh youlll never be as good of a dragonborn as meee" I will put your head into your ribcage with my bare hands

Wheres the scantily-clad Scallion THREE art, huh, where's my booboo.... Where is he

Giving that goddamn cucumber gender dysphoria

I will draw YOUR veggiesona in the spongebob silent hill hallway if you want me to

Watch the laughing salesman with me

In the concept stages, Ichabeezer wasn't a rich millionaire, he was actually a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer in new mexico, he was teamed up with Bacon Bill to make crystal Oh God Oh Fuck Doug Tennapel has sent his ugly generated agents to silence me for telling this tightly guarded factoid oh god oh fuck