Start Missing Everybody

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

gotta hand it to messmer it's undeniable you're gonna look cool if you're some kind of flaming snake dracula

Final Fantasy VI

i believe it wise to hear out the wisdom of renalla

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

We watched toy story 2 today and they say suicide prominently in the first act. So whenever someone says "unalive," they are operating at a sub-toy story level of vocabulary maturity