Imagine spending all of your time making fun of me on the Internet after pretending to be a friend and then being surprised that you can no longer contact me

Some people be saying they don't care but they'll be checking for your opinion every day like it's the newspaper

Alcoholics when you mention their dependency: "Oh so now I can't drink again for the rest of my life huh??"

The alcoholics at my work started a rumor that I liked their friend because they don't understand how two strangers can genuinely be nice to each other

Princess treatment (free bong from work)

Sorry, we don't take advice from men with the tips of their dicks cut off

Women will shame each other for not wearing bras while not understanding their titties would be more bouncy and bountiful for longer with a little less intervention

Princess treatment (offered extra fentanyl in the ambulance after a traumatic accident)

It's funny because I'll think of something I want to post on Tumblr in the morning and then later my coworker will start talking about that exact same thing