May the Stars Be Ever in your Favor

• Do NOT use them as a crutch to hold back your violent tendencies

• Do NOT stop feeding their fish

• DO allow them to be in a very close relationship with a cat girl

• Do NOT tell them betraying their friends is wrong

• Do NOT break up with them even if the reason is super legitimate

• DO be a living being with a pulse

• Do NOT let them run out of their favorite soft drink

• Do NOT tell their their beliefs are fake

• DO pat them on the head as you make shooshing noises

• Do NOT approach them if you’re beneath their social status

• Do NOT inappropriately demean yourself by talking to them if you’re above their social status

• DO order them around if you’re beneath their social status

• Do NOT hold them accountable for any “wrong” things you think they’ve done

• Do NOT ditch them when they settle down and lose their adventurous edge

• DO be interesting and powerful but not so powerful as to threaten their status as main character

• Do NOT fly off to fight a guy solo who’ll just follow your scent back to your friends to kill them first

• Do NOT cure their blindness

• DO draw pictures making fun of them

• Do NOT be masculine

• Do NOT break her egg

• DO engage in confusing passive aggressive one-upmanship

• Do NOT make fun of their roleplaying

• Do NOT make their best friend smile

• DO be a Cancer

• Do NOT be a cat boy/cat girl

• Do NOT be heterosexual

• DO draw penises on their books