starstruck circus

seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet

im gods weakest faggot

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

im gods most literate cat can i join

I’m a straight up mob boss with a lioness for a pet, you’re all hired.

my yellow rat and I find this really offensive and problematic

wobbuffet

self care is so damn difficult when you… don’t… care… about your own self

have we tried biting people my liege

ex best friends are just. i will never love anyone the way i loved you. you hurt me so much in a way only you could. i still think about you on your birthday and wish i could be there celebrating with you. i hate that things ended the way they did. i don’t think anyone will ever understand me like you did. i miss our inside jokes. i’ll never forget you and i wish all of the dreams we talked about come true for you. i hope i never hear anything about it. i miss you. i never want to see you again.

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

not the biggest fan of how all everyday tasks have to be repeated again and again. girl why am i sisyphus i didn't even cheat death

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

*haunts your narrative even tho u specifically asked me not to*

does anyone remember feeling well

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Does anyone know if we have the impending doom tomorrow?

experiencing intense melancholy tonight if you want to pull up

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

this was not a cry for help. it was an invitation for entertainment