Star ★ Spud

“Hachi machi, these guys are serious business!” says Gershwin, as the direct approach proves ill-advised.

What will Piggy do? Only a poor craftsman blames their tools, storm the bridge? The mysterious voice makes a good point, head to the armory? Or something else?

“TO ARMS!” shouts Gershwin as he brandishes his official SecureAll® brand Forever Safe Security Glow Baton. “We shall smite these fiends and send them back to the depths from whence they came!”

What should Piggy do? Fight to the last, take back the ship! Head for the escape pod? Or something else?

“Yeah, people puddles.” says Piggy as she reaches for the Rich Frosted Fancy Boys.

What will Piggy do? Confess her homicidal naughtiness? Get some more info on them Star Pirates? Or something else?

A more exciting adventure might feature laser grids, robo sentries and whirring chop-chop blades, but that would be more of a 39-A kinda protocol. 39-B gets a pig crawling the old DeLeon tubes.

Cheer Piggy up by sharing the names of your favorite nerds.

What vehicle awaits our porcine hero? An animal-shaped mecha? An alphabet-winged starfighter? Or something else?

But the ol’ pig brain is a little fuzzy on the next step.She’s pretty sure it’s something acrobatic. Help Piggy out and list some of you favorite acrobats and acrobatic maneuvers.

What should Piggy do? Turn off the alarm? Follow emergency protocol 39-B? Or something else?

“Respect.” says Randall.

What will Piggy do? Assist Randall in cleaning up the melted crew-mates? Piggy still hungry? Or something else?

Those weren't the controls for the food replicator, were they?

What should piggy do? Defrost her crewmates? Investigate that annoying alarm? Or something else?

A sweet little thing awakes cold and nakey.