âHachi machi, these guys are serious business!â says Gershwin, as the direct approach proves ill-advised.

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âHachi machi, these guys are serious business!â says Gershwin, as the direct approach proves ill-advised.

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âHaha, that smarts!â says Gershwin as PIggy doubts the lethality of their weaponry.
âThat geekâs gonna get you killed.â says a mysterious voice.
What will Piggy do? Only a poor craftsman blames their tools, storm the bridge? The mysterious voice makes a good point, head to the armory? Or something else?
âTO ARMS!â shouts Gershwin as he brandishes his official SecureAllÂŽ brand Forever Safe Security Glow Baton. âWe shall smite these fiends and send them back to the depths from whence they came!â
âWhoa mamas, these star pirates are really ripping things up!â says Gershwin. âComputer says we got hull breaches in hallway 9, galley 3 and rumpus room 4B.â
What should Piggy do? Fight to the last, take back the ship! Head for the escape pod? Or something else?
âAll of them melted?! Geeze, that sounds messyâŚâ says Gershwin as Piggy confesses her âmistakeâ. Â
âYeah, people puddles.â says Piggy as she reaches for the Rich Frosted Fancy Boys.

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âHey buddy!â, says the oncall emergency support agent as Piggy emerges from the ventilation shaft. âFirst Star Pirates, then a 39-B and now I canât wake the crew from cryo-hibernation! Yowza meowza, what a day!â Â Gershwin is a nice enough guy, but heâs not the crispest cracker in the sleeve.
What will Piggy do? Confess her homicidal naughtiness? Get some more info on them Star Pirates? Or something else?
A more exciting adventure might feature laser grids, robo sentries and whirring chop-chop blades, but that would be more of a 39-A kinda protocol. 39-B gets a pig crawling the old DeLeon tubes.
The Quack Quack Coaster?? But thatâs a baby ride :(
Piggy is as disappointed as you are, even more so because the next step of protocol 39-B is a real nerdy drag.
Cheer Piggy up by sharing the names of your favorite nerds.
âAh, of courseâ says Piggy, memory jogged by so many deliciously acrobatic maneuvers, âthe pilot chute trapeze drop!â
What vehicle awaits our porcine hero? An animal-shaped mecha? An alphabet-winged starfighter? Or something else?
Piggy initiates protocol 39-B!
But the olâ pig brain is a little fuzzy on the next step.Sheâs pretty sure itâs something acrobatic. Help Piggy out and list some of you favorite acrobats and acrobatic maneuvers.

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âOmg, that noise is like totes annoying.â says Piggy.
What should Piggy do? Turn off the alarm? Follow emergency protocol 39-B? Or something else?
âTake that job and shovel it, bru.â says Piggy as she boots the muck bin and stuffs goo in her face.
âRespect.â says Randall.
âJeeze la wheeze!â Says Randall the space janitor. âI guess you expect me to clean up this mess? â
What will Piggy do? Assist Randall in cleaning up the melted crew-mates? Piggy still hungry? Or something else?
âWARNING WARNINGâ says the noisy computer â OVER-RIDING SAFETY PROTOCOLS, MASS DEFROST INITIATEDâ
Those weren't the controls for the food replicator, were they?
âAh yes, of course. Cryo-hibernation.â Piggy thinks, as she barfs out some stasis jelly.
What should piggy do? Defrost her crewmates? Investigate that annoying alarm? Or something else?

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A sweet little thing awakes cold and nakey.