parker

Is everything alright? Yeah! Yeah, and can we get the check?

me: idk i dont really like any of the ironman movies

Don’t Touch the Walkman (ao3) - blazingstar29 G, 1k

Summary: Every one on the Elector knows not to mess with Peter’s Walkman. Some wackjob new recruits decide to ignore that rule.

i can feel it coming ( in the air tonight ) (ao3) - dormant_bender gamora/peter T, 3k

Summary: There were some moments that Gamora would always cherish and keep with her until the end of days.

I’ll Be There When You Want Me, Someway, Somehow (ao3) - LegoTea gamora/peter T, 3k

Summary: “How do we get the spores out of him?” Gamora asked, trying to remain calm.

Kraglin winced. “Gotta wait it out.”

“For how long?” Drax asked.

Kraglin looked down at Peter, who was still trembling on the bed, and he said, “I don’t know.”

(While the Guardians search for the Milano on Berhert, Peter loses his voice.)

Knowhere (ao3) - TenSpencerRiedPlease peter/tony N/R, 6k

Summary: “You’re the best thing that has ever happened to be, man. We’re gunna be roommates,” Peter decides. Thankfully Tony agrees.

My World Is In Your Eyes (ao3) - KassandraScarlett peter/tony G, 30k

Summary: The whole galaxy know about the metal hero who destroyed Thanos’ fleet. Now, as Thanos plans, the Guardians recruit the Terran hero and two gods to alert the universe as secure their support. As they travel together, Peter falls deeper and deeper into the black hole personality of Toni Stark. But Toni has too many scars and too much fear and a deep-seated distrust of people who seem sincerely interested in her. So how does Peter get through the walls she’s put up too protect herself?

Stages (ao3) - laylabinx N/R, 10k

Summary: Peter is 100% Not Okay™ after the fallout with Ego. The others help him cope in the best way they can.

Static (ao3) - RainingPens peter/tony T, 36k

Summary: "No don’t- don’t engage!” Tony yelled, frantically pulling harder on the Infinity Gauntlet. “We almost got this off!”

As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew it was useless. He could see the despair and anger on Quill’s face, and Tony’s first thought was that he probably looked like that back on Siberia, before everything went to shit. Which was why Tony opted to shoot Quill instead.

The Aftermath of Not Being Able to Sleep (ao3) - Groot_Is_God gamora/peter G, 6k

Summary: Peter can’t sleep because of nightmares leading to some issues during a mission.

The One Where Peter is Thor’s Weakness (ao3) - JinxQuickfoot gamora/peter T, 3k

Summary: After the final battle against Thanos, Thor has fit in well with the ‘Asgardians of the Galaxy’. So well, in fact, that a frost giant bent on revenge goes after their captain.

There is trouble a head (ao3) - Kindred peter/omc, peter/thor M, 1k

Summary: Peter Quill 17 years old and pregnant… Yondu needs to shoot the daddy, the problem is Peter doesn’t know his name.

The Widower (ao3) - Fighting4Fandoms gamora/peter M, 4k

Summary: Peter’s not exactly coping after losing Gamora but life just loves to screw him over

True parents keep you grounded (ao3) - lelianasong G, 2k

Summary: Taserface takes his abuse of Peter too far, and Yondu reacts accordingly. Peter is left with his emotions all bottled up inside his chest, and as Yondu knows from experience, that’s the last place you want them to be.

We All Know that Something is Eternal (ao3) - enigma731 gamora/peter T, 1k

Summary: “I’m dead,” says Peter, finally.

“Yes,” says Gamora, her tone light, like they might be discussing the weather. “For now.”

He clears his throat, nods, not even considering that last part for the moment. “Then why am I in Missouri?”

She glances around, realization of some sort dawning on her face. “Oh, is that where this is? I was wondering. These flowers are huge.”

You Can’t Carry It With You (If You Want To Survive) (ao3) - FoundInTheStars T, 2k

DERRY GIRLS (2018 - 2022) Season 3 | Episode 4

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

ken becoming DEEPLY obsessed with horses

MULTIPLE highly choreographed dance numbers that last for several minutes

kens job is beach

a tween calls Barbie a fascist (?????? ok screenwriters)

mojo dojo casa house

kens big mink coat having a HORSE THEMED LINING

i know we were deeply obsessed with the outfits but good god. the OUTFITS.

extensive Barbie lore

Barbie’s heart to heart with a lovely old woman

the kens building a wall

beaching one another off

KENS SONG THAT HE SINGS FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES

like twelve executives on one tandem bike

depression Barbie

ALLEN

i am kenough :)

gynecologist.

thor:

Breathing is easy (once you learn to do it right) (ao3) - lei___aj Rating: General

Summary: Tony meets Guardians of the Galaxy and it’s all he ever hoped to have.

burning in icy space (ao3) - laireshi Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: After Steve finds out, Tony thinks there’s no place for him on Earth anymore. Peter tries to help. If only he didn’t know exactly how Tony feels.

Falling on Deaf Ears (ao3) - everythingsace Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: It wasn’t like Tony wasn’t used to it. He had years and years of experience in being ignored. Hell, he’d grown up with Howard and Maria Stark as his parents. He couldn’t even begin to count the number of times his six-year-old self had been dismissed from Howard’s presence, even when he’d been bouncing up and down with obvious excitement. And Maria– well, Maria was always so busy. She’d give an absent ‘mm-hm’ every once in a while, but even those were rare compared to the complete apathy he usually got.

So this. He was used to this. And hey, at least he wasn’t getting hit this time around.

(Or five times Tony’s ignored by his teammates, and one time someone finally listens.)

First Choice (ao3) - SailorChibi Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: Two years ago, Tony’s heart was broken when Steve picked Bucky over him.

Now, he was certain that the past was repeating itself with Peter and Gamora.

He was wrong.

Hooked On A Feeling (ao3) - patwrites Rating: Mature

Summary: Tony had never expected to have a family while his parents were alive, let alone after they died. The arrival of the Avengers in his life had changed that, and for the first time in his life he felt like he belonged. He felt accepted, he related to others, thought others related to him. The Civil War changed that as well. Tony lost the only true family he had ever had, got stabbed in the back with a smile on his face, guilt lurching in his stomach while the backstabbers yelled blasphemy and blamed him for their actions.

Two years later, Tony was back to his original belief that he would die alone, surrounded by his suits, bots and faithful AI, never to have a family ever again. The Guardians of the Galaxy crashlanding on his property and knocking on his door, begging for help, changed that for the second time in Tony’s life. Only, they brought more than the Avengers, so much more.

The story of how Tony learned to say “You’re welcome” instead of “Thank you” and “I forgive you” instead of “I’m sorry”.

If You Like It (ao3) - SailorChibi Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: Steve and the team return to the compound thinking that things can just go back to the way they were. Steve is even ready to pick up dating Tony where they left off.

What Steve doesn’t expect is that he’s been replaced.

looking at the stars (ao3) - laireshi Rating: General

Summary: Peter and Tony’s relationship, as seen by the Avengers.

lost you in the starlight, found you by the streetlight (ao3) - malfaisant Rating: Explicit

Summary: So, okay, Tony’s feeling a little lonely out in space, but Peter Quill is there to help. Also, alien fruit juice.

Lullabies, Lingering Issues, and Love (ao3) - lady_oneder Rating: Not Rated

Summary: Tony had been singing all his life, but it was only those special to him that got to hear his most personal hobby. It started with his mom, then to Rhodey, then to the Avengers, then to Peter, and, finally, to the love of his life.

Including: some catchy songs, the Rogues returning to America, and Tony being BFF’s with the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Peter Quill’s Answering Service (ao3) - StarlordandIronman Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: The bed was warm and Tony was singing in the shower. Peter Quill couldn’t be happier. Then the phone rings.

Placeholder (ao3) - SailorChibi Rating: General

Summary: In the days leading up to his birthday, all Tony could think about was last year. Last year, when he and the Avengers celebrated together. Last year, when he had a family.

He’s not as alone as he thinks he is.

Stardust (ao3) - TenSpencerRiedPlease Rating: Not Rated

Summary: When Tony met Peter is was an accident mostly. He happened to be in Miami in one of his houses when Peter crash landed a few miles away, having miscalculated his landing a little and Tony saw the flash of brightness through the sky and gone to investigate.

He hadn’t been impressed to find aliens but they had all insisted that they were there to help, to warn humans of some kind of impending doom and, to Tony’s intense surprise, one of them had an unmistakable American accent.

Static (ao3) - RainingPens Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: “No don’t- don’t engage!” Tony yelled, frantically pulling harder on the Infinity Gauntlet. “We almost got this off!”

As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew it was useless. He could see the despair and anger on Quill’s face, and Tony’s first thought was that he probably looked like that back on Siberia, before everything went to shit. Which was why Tony opted to shoot Quill instead.

The Guardians (ao3) - GremlinSR Rating: Mature

Summary: Tony is pulled out of his funk after the Civil War by actual space aliens when they come to warn him of an impending attack. Now he’s building a new team, going on adventures with his new space friends, and generally just moving on.

When Team Cap comes back, they’ll find things are different than how they left them.

A salty ‘Tony doesn’t need the team back’ post Civil War fic.

Till Now (ao3) - SailorChibi Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: Almost everyone is born with two names on their wrists: your soul mate and your greatest enemy. Tony never thought much of it. His soul mate disappeared years ago, presumed dead, and his greatest enemy is definitely long dead. It turns out that neither of those things are true.

Tony Stark Fucks Off To Space (ao3) - itsallAvengers Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: It’s been six months since Civil War when Tony finds Steve sat in his compound.

He has quite a few choice words for the man.

(Essentially what it says on the tin. Tony yells at the avengers/ Steve for how they treated him, and then leaves to go Have fun And Be Appreciated by his new buddies, The Guardians.)

When The Stars Come Calling (ao3) - lazywriter7 Rating: Mature

Summary: The man who, fuck knows, sprouted fully formed out of the ground in the middle of the Fort Knox times a zillion highly secured Avengers facility- gaped at the earbuds trailing from Tony’s ears. “Is that tiny stick playing music .”

A very slow, ominous kind of horror was starting to dawn over Tony’s mind. “ Please don’t tell me you were frozen in ice for ninety years.”

“Don’t be ridiculous- I was in space.” The man said. He plucked a plastic bag off of Tony’s counter and proffered it. “Blueberry?”

~

Or, how Tony Stark got his groove back, with the assistance of one Peter Quill.

Yesterday’s Trash (ao3) - Rellanka Rating: Teen And Up

Summary: The Guardians aren’t the type to throw away anyone on their team.

Eddie Munson as star lord and Steve Harrington as Iron Man. Featuring Dustin as Spidey.