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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)

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in the mission control room hearing my veteran pilot snarl "I won't go down to some nobody!" into the comms and putting my head in my hands because now that he said that he's absolutely going to die to this oddly skilled random upstart in a standard issue infantry mech
OP it is absolutely vital that you open comms with your pilot and say his name. maybe mention something about the ace up his sleeve or whatever. that should buy him enough time to set his mech to self-destruct or launch his signature weapon. if he can time it right he'll be able to eject just as the explosion covers his escape.
he might survive with an evil-looking scar and a new thirst for revenge. better than nothing.
A child's bedroom furnished entirely with those aesthetic beige instagram mom sad beige wooden toys for sad beige organic children, including a little ball pit in all the shades of brown, white, grey, beige and greige, but the owner doesn't have kids. It's all for the cats.
"They can't tell because they're colourblind", the owner explains, "and also very dumb."
Childrenβs sad beige room but the rest of the house is very colorful and eclectic. Thatβe just the kind of thing the kid likes and their parents respect that
My personal headcanon for Ash Ketchum has always been that regardless of if his dream ever came true he'd never truly stop traveling and learning. Because despite "becoming a pokemon master" being his goal if you actually sit down and watch like Any episode of Pokemon the thing that always holds true is his curiosity and desire to learn everything he possibly can related to pokemon. And he'll try anything to! He did contests and the battle frontier. He'd do those silly little shows with Serena if they'd let him.
So I like to imagine him continuing on in life as this nomad who people don't automatically recognize as anyone important ya know? Just this goofy guy going from place to place always lending a helping hand and hes got a cute lil pikachu on him. And hes often lost somewhere with a friend just exploring the woods to see if he'll find anything cool. Ya know, as hes always been, but older now. And its only once hes drifted once more do you maybe stumble into an article on the pokeweb about him and are like... that guy??
thereβs a dedicated ashandpikachuspotter account somewhere on some social media. You tag a photo or search for a term and boom, thereβs pics of this guy. this dude. this man. with his pikachu. and itβs thousands of strangers from across the globe coming on line to talk about some stranger that they met briefly and then never saw again. theyβve compiled their stories and their approximate locations and mapped his journey from continent to continent, a long snaking pathway that spans decades and thousands of miles. Heβs apparently one of those Kanto kids that the government let just drop out of school. Its working out very well for him.Β
Thats so funny, to imagine him as a pokeweb criptid type character a la the florida man
the one thing about him is he's also not gonna think he's famous or ever mention it himself
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blocked blocked blocked blocked!
none of you possesses the mandate of heaven!
Blocks. . . as in BRONZE blocks!?
As in BLOCKS of moveable type!?
Brilliant! Such a technology would allow books to be reproduced en masse, without the need for laboriously reproducing books by hand! This would greatly increase the number of copies of books that we could create, as well as greatly reduce the incidence of copying errors!
OH! And if my new alphabetic syllabary takes off, then instead of hundreds of blocks for different ideograms, a case of printing blocks could include dozens of copies of each letter, thus allowing for more rapid deployment and a much more efficient storage of the printing blocks!
This could lead to a literacy revolution! We could mass produce texts for the common people! Everyone, not just the elite scholars, could study the works of the great Confucianist masters, thus increasing loyalty, filial piety, and virtuous behavior!
Brilliant!
DELETE YOUR BLOG
Of course! Anything for the illustrious First Emperor of the Middle Kingdoms!
Update: I have consulted the court historians, and they have told me that it is not possible for me to delete official government records, and that my request to do so will be added to the sillok.
ABDICATE!!!!
FIRST KILL ALL THE COURT HISTORIANS AND THEN FUCKING ABDICATE
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I AM NOT THE FIRS T EMPEROR OF THE '"MIDDLE KINGDOMS"" I AM THE FIRST EMPEROR PREIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE GLORIOUS PROGENITOR THE FIRST OF THE FIRST A GOD AMONGST MEN I INVENTED THE FUCKING JOB THERE IS NONE BEFORE ME AND NONE WHO CAN MATCH ME I AM HEAVEN'S SPEACIAL BOY!!!!!!!!!!
Oh dear! I have addressed the First Emperor by an improper title! Such shame! Such an embarrassing gaffe! I shall ask the royal scholars to make the subject of my next royal lecture the proper forms of address in the Qin courts.
As for the other matter, I shall consult with the Jip Hanjeon for their advice in this matter.
After consulting with the great minds of my kingdom, it has been decided that committing mass murder of the court historians and fleeing the castle is not in line with the teachings of Confucius, and does not adhere to the concepts of benevolent governance.
Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.
the things about percy and annabeth that make them so elite have been almost COMPLETELY erased in fanon, post-pjo canon, and all adaptations and it is just so frustrating and so tragic.
i think part of it is because people just for some reason Cannot Resist sorting couples into archetypes - i suppose the compulsion to sort things into categories is just part of human nature lol because it's a constant in all fandoms. and so percy and annabeth get shoehorned and massacred into 'girlboss x malewife' or even worse variations, like 'Competent One x Bumbling Fool' or some version of 'golden retriever x repressed emotion' or 'rebel x smart responsible' and they're all SO bad that i honestly don't even know which one is the worst.
pjo percy and annabeth are nothing like any other couple that i've ever encountered in fiction. and i do sincerely mean that. they're trope defying. even in the areas where they fit elements of certain tropes, when you actually stop and think about how and why the relationship develops, there's many areas of discordance.
for example, technically at face value it is an example of 'girl best friend turned love interest.' but practically speaking it has nothing in common with stories where that's the key feature of the main couple. because they didn't grow up together, they're not so young when they meet or so familiar with each other that they're unable to see each other romantically (and in fact they are both keenly aware of each other in a romantic capacity from the very getgo!). i think most people would acknowledge that the Best Friend Love Interest is usually someone who has been around since before the story started. often someone taken for granted. annabeth is not.
i also think people would like them to be an example of Opposites Attract. but they're not different enough. they're really quite similar. and you can feel all the various ways that people cut off pieces of them to make this dynamic seem plausible - such as ignoring that annabeth is also very impulsive and rebellious (like percy), ignoring that percy is very intuitive and clever and resourceful (like annabeth), ignoring that annabeth is compassionate and kind (like percy), ignoring that percy is often the one who takes control of the situation (like annabeth). percy and annabeth are BOTH practically universally respected, intimidating, and good at what they do, they're both looked to as leaders, and they're also both motivated by justice, compassion, and wisdom. and it's like, if they weren't BOTH these things, then they actually wouldn't get along, lol. but even when they disagree on the application of these ideas to a given situation (like how they ought to handle luke), they always have the common ground of shared values and even shared experiences. they're both good fighters, both good strategizers, both extremely loyal and extremely brave, both have tempers, both deflect their uncomfortable emotions and they take turns freezing each other out when the emotions get too painful to discuss.
even when it comes to backstory - percy and annabeth have a great deal in common (mortal parent remarried to a stepparent that they hate, strained relationship with absentee godly parent but also inherent and unavoidable craving for their approval, neurodivergence, insecurity at home because they felt like a burden growing up, they're both kind of lonely even when surrounded by peers and each struggle in their own way to open up to others - i feel like bc you're in percy's head it's easy to miss how incredibly guarded he is, especially in the lightning thief, but he's just as bad as annabeth. occasionally worse). it's extremely obvious when you read the lightning thief that they see these qualities in each other and it becomes the foundation for their friendship. again, i think this is really trope-defying and uncommon in a lot of ways. it's so common for the main couple to come from Two Different Worlds - and even though annabeth spent five years more than percy at camp, they're both demigods and have demigod problems and grew up having those problems, so they have a built-in sense of rapport that i find to be... pretty dang unique in fiction.
even when it comes to how the romance actually rolls around. like it's not as simple as 'clueless one x pining one' because neither one of them is clueless about their feelings or the other's feelings but they're both hopeless at how to navigate them and they're BOTH pining and they take turns initiating romantic gestures that the other one completely glitches and panic rejects! they flirt often with each other and it starts early!
i think in general the way that we interact with tropes in fandom just ends up bleaching the source material of nuance and it's ultimately an unhelpful way to engage with fiction. if you just looked at them as they are rather than rewriting the dynamic as some stupid cliche then we'd be free from so many terrible percabeth takes!
As if Joanne couldn't get any shittier, she misgendered and insulted a woman who called for support, all because the woman had PCOS/PMOS and "didn't sound feminine enough."
Fuck her.
Your shitty children's series isn't more important than people's lives.

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are u guys hearing this
(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that sheβs making some incredible noises as she does so.)
Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes
Another horrible merch idea straight from my brain. I woke up in the middle of the night to draw this.
I would unironically love this
Artemis letting Percy take the Moon Chariot for a spin and him being able to guide it actually pretty well because he can feel how he's affecting the tides and he knows how they should be. He goes not by sight but by feel.
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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

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You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.
βWould you block someone just for disagreeing with you?β Pal, Iβll block someone for agreeing with me in the wrong tone of voice.