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Wired In (Hazbin Hotel)
Lee!Alastor, Ler!Vox
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Summary: (S2 E4) Vox finally has Alastor all to himself. Utterly helpless, completely at his mercy. When he struggles to get a rise out of Alastor, he searches for new methods, and he could not be more pleased with what he finds out.
Tw: Super, super intense tickling. Noncon, though ig it's possible to stretch it into dubcon if you really want to. Bondage. Gag usage. Canon typical swearing (So, a lot). Suggestive material. Implied sexual fantasies (not acted upon). Explicit violent fantasies (not acted upon). Mentions of blood (hypothetical). Forced undressing (upper body only). Mentions of major (canon) injuries (Alastor's wound). Infliction of minor injury. Extensive, but relatively neutral commentary on Alastor's very skinny body (it's just sinner anatomy). Brief ler drop. Crying. Unrequited feelings. Mood swings. Absolute freak behavior. Please, please, please let me know if I missed any!
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Oooohhhhh boy. You read that right, 9.9k words! This really got out of hand and took me forrreeevveerrr. This is my first time really leaning into a limited perspective, and I had a lot of fun playing with that. As much as I want to let this fic speak for itself like a good author should, I have much too much to say, so there will be a little ramble at the end for those who are interested in my thoughts.
Read below the cut!
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âOhoh my god!â Vox exclaimed, pacing around Alastor. âYouâre mine. I still canât believe it, Al. Just. Wow.â
Alastor raised an eyebrow. It was about all he could do, bound to the chair and gagged as he was.Â
It just made Vox laugh. âOhhh, Alastor, Alastor, Alastor, Alastor.â His voice darkened and distorted at the end. He placed his hands on Alastorâs shoulders and leaned in.Â
Alastor rolled his eyes, but Vox caught the tiniest recoil upon contact. He was used to it, especially with Alastor, and thought nothing of it.Â
Vox squeezed and pulled Alastor closer to his screen. âWhat should I do with you?â He could hear the eager edge of his own voice. It didnât matter to him. Alastor was his plaything. âI could have you any way I wanted.â
That got Alastorâs brows to furrow, which made Voxâ smile widen.Â
Like this, with a printed frown and washed in blue lighting, Alastor truly looked pitiable.Â
Vox tugged at the edge of the gag wrapped around Alastorâs face, but didnât pull it down. âWhat was that?â
He waited for a reply that would never come. The gag silencing Alastor was one of his favorite pieces of technological advancements. It had the ability to completely silence noise. Even if Alastor wanted to put up a futile attempt to muffle out a biting remark, he would go completely unheard. It wasnât often the Radio Demon was silenced, and Vox couldnât be prouder of himself. This was all just too perfect.Â
âNo, youâre not even worth that.â He trailed a claw along Alastorâs jaw.Â
The muscles tensed as Alastor ground his teeth together. Besides the incredibly subtle movement, there was no further reaction.Â
Alastorâs composure was difficult to break, and it was starting to piss Vox off. What good was having Alastor on a platter if he couldnât get a proper rise out of him? At least if Alastor could speak heâd have something to go off of, but Alastor being forcibly silenced was not something he was going to sacrifice just for some nostalgic witty banter.
âAlright, Al,â Vox muttered, removing his hands to tap at his screen pensively. âIâll get you to break, donât worry.â
Alastorâs head tilted an inch to the left and he crossed his legs at the knees, letting his foot bounce slightly in the air. There was the faintest sound of studio laughter. Vox could see the smugness in his eyes. Even his shadow, projected on the cold tiles of the floor, wore a pompous smileâhowever that worked.Â
Vox needed to snuff it out. Immediately.
What could he do? It was so hard to get under that bastardâs skin with words alone, one-sided or not. Pain didnât do much, either, though heâd be sure to thoroughly test that once Alastor was a little more broken in. He knew vaguely that Alastor didnât enjoy physical contact, but could that really be enough to shake him? He did usually tense slightly when Vox laid his hands on him (as heâd just been reminded), but it could hardly even be called a slip in the overall air of indifference Alastor was drowning in these days. Vox could just touch him more, maybe.Â
Well, okay. As much as he savored the thought, he didnât really want to have Alastor in that way. Not outside of his head, anyway. Not anymore.
It was worth a shot to see if just⊠touching Alastor would do anything. Unsexy, unerotic touch, but touch nonetheless.
He knelt down in front of Alastor and once again grabbed his shoulders. Alastor was expecting it this time and didnât react at all. Whatever. Heâd have to give in eventually.
âAlastor,â Vox said, sickly sweet, and started kneading as if he was simply giving a massage. His thumbs dug into the stiff muscles of Alastorâs neck, and his fingers curled around his back.Â
Alastor held eye contact with Vox, challenging.Â
Vox met his gaze, watching intently for any sign of unease. It was admittedly awkward, staring into Alastorâs eyes while rubbing his shoulders. But it would be worth it if it pissed Alastor off.Â
The massage obviously wasnât relaxing, but it was clear it wasnât getting him anywhere in terms of breaking Alastorâs spirits. He slid his hands down Alastorâs arms. His fingers lightened as he dragged them over the wires keeping Alastor still until they lingered on Alastorâs elbows.Â
He felt them move. Barely. It might not have even been noticeable if he wasnât also feeling the subtle shift of the wires. They didnât have any sensory input on their own, but Vox had a spatial awareness of each and every wire connected through his demonic magic, whichâbecause of how tightly they wrapped around Alastorâallowed him to feel any small tremor in Alastorâs upper body and arms.
Vox locked onto the small movement like a shark to blood. It wasnât the flinch of first contact. Alastor would have been fully aware of the movement of Voxâs hands before they reached his elbows, so surely it was something more. Something Vox could work with.Â
Experimentally, he trailed his claw around the tip of Alastorâs elbows. They jerked again, a little more, and Alastorâs eye twitched almost imperceptibly.Â
âWhat, Alastor? Is this bothering you?âÂ
He moved his index finger and thumb together, pinching a small amount of skin and fabric between his claws.Â
Alastorâs body moved more forcibly this time. He jumped and strained against the wires. Even still, the movement was practically microscopic. The wires felt his chest contract with a miniscule, choppy exhale.
Genuinely, Vox didnât understand why someone would be so repulsed by physical touch that they actually jumped away from it, even if it were from an enemy. It was clear Alastor was attempting to hold back his reactions and just barely missing the mark, which was unusual. Not that he was complaining, of course! This was the goal, after all. Itâs just that Alastor was so good at saving face and biting down his annoyance in almost any situation, so he wondered what made this so different.Â
Oh well, he wouldnât stop his fun by pulling his gag down and asking him. Thatâd just be silly.
He continued to pinch Alastorâs elbows, soft and slow. This twitching really was getting quite entertaining. The longer Vox teased his elbows, the less subtle Alastorâs movements got. It went from millimeters to centimeters.Â
His waist and elbows were relatively immobile, but after a couple of minutes his shoulders actually started visibly twisting and he tried to fold himself down. The convulsions in his chest got more erratic with the sharp hitches in his breath. Alastorâs eyes looked angry. There was something burning in them and his eyebrows were pushed together dramatically. Even Alastorâs static was getting louder.
Vox was eating it up. Annoying Alastor in any form was just so incredibly delightful.
At one point, as Vox had the tips of Alastorâs elbows in his fingers, he wiggled his claws into the bone. Microphone feedback cut through the staticâso quiet, but definitely there. Alastorâs eyes widened and he fought against the wires to double over while one of his knees shot up. He caught himself and froze just a second too late.
Holy fuck. Was that- no way. How had Vox not realized before? This whole time Vox thought he was just aggravating Alastor; he didnât even register what was actually going on. Voxâs eyes took on a manic quality and he cackled. âYouâre- youâre- Oh shit, this is amazing! Itâs tickling you!?â
Alastor took in a deep breath, eyes shut. They opened on the exhale to peer at Vox through his furrowed eyebrows. One of his brows flicked up as a âDING, DING, DING!â sound effect played. Alastor tilted his head and leaned back in the chair, looking Vox up and down.
âHey!â Leave it to Alastor to be lippy without saying a word! What was he insinuating? Vox expected him to be embarrassed about it or something, but he was acting like Vox was the stupid one for not realizing it sooner. âEnough of that attitude! Youâre so unbelievably fucked right now.â
Vox left no time for Alastor to sass him back. His hands darted to his ribs and he started rapidly squeezing.Â
Alastorâs arms tightened against his sides (though there wasnât much room between them in the first place) and his back arched. His radio static cut out for a second as his legs jerked. Vox had to dodge his boney knee.
Vox laughed. He couldnât help it. It was silly and childish and thatâs why it was so fucking satisfying to inflict upon Alastor.Â
He wiggled his fingers in between each of Alastorâs ribs, which were a little difficult to feel underneath his thick coat, so he just pressed harder to compensate. âOhoh, Alastor! This is perfect! I hope youâre fucking seething, bitch.â
Alastorâs chest was jumping as he twisted from side to side. It wasnât enough movement to dislodge Voxâs hands.Â
Vox was so curious about what Alastorâs laugh would be like, and knew heâd have to remove the gag at some point. For now, though, he was satisfied with the lack of back-talk and he was perfectly entertained just watching and feeling him squirm.
He stayed on Alastorâs ribs for ages. Heâd move spots eventually, sure, but there was no rush when he was in total control. And it was such a good spot, too. Alastor couldnât decide whether to lean forward or arch back, but neither got him away from it in the slightest. It was hilarious.Â
When his hands reached a little higher, almost to his armpits, Alastorâs head snapped up. Vox could see his eyes forced shut. He looked so pissed off, but the edge of mirth was unmistakable. When his hands dipped lower, Alastor rocked and kicked his legs so hard the chair started to roll away.
âWoah,â Vox said. His foot pressed into the base of the chair, catching it before it got too far. âWhere do you think youâre going?â He pulled Alastor back with his hands, still scratching at his ribs. He called upon additional wires to wrap around Alastorâs legs and shoulders, binding them to the chair and almost fully immobilizing him. Now he could see and feel every minor twitchâevery time Alastor tried to shift away (and it was a lot), but he didnât have to chase Alastor with his hands to stay put. âGood fucking luck rolling away now.â
Vox dug in with a renewed vigor. His thumbs scratched endlessly in the gaps between the bones, meanwhile his fingers slipped behind Alastorâthere was just enough give to get between him and the back of the chairâto wiggle into the edges of his shoulder blades.
Alastor threw his head back. He was practically bouncing in his seat. The wires at Alastorâs shoulders were being struggled against in short, frequent bursts. Alastorâs legs were absolutely fighting for their lives trying to kick out. There was another burst of feedback.
Vox was lucky he didnât have actual ears, or else the urge to let go of Alastor to cover them might win. Thankfully it only lasted a second. âEugh. Youâre lucky this look is so fitting for you, Al, because the sound is terrible.â
Suddenly the room was filled with the loudest, most annoying feedback Vox had ever heard. This time his hands did actually leave Alastor, aiming for his nonexistent ears out of instinct. âFuck!âÂ
Alastor was practically panting, trying to catch his breath. Even still, Vox could tell he had the most shit eating grin on under the gag. Alastor was laughing. Vox wasnât even tickling him still, and he was laughing. Alastor was laughing at him.Â
âAlright, Alastor. You shut the fuck up.â
He grabbed Alastor by the head in a messy grip. Most of it was hair, some of it was Alastorâs ear. It was definitely painful; the wires felt Alastorâs body stiffen and there was a delightful crinkle of displeasure at the corner of his eye. Vox roughly pulled Alastorâs face up to his screen.Â
The feedback died off quite quickly. Vox was pretty sure it was just Alastor losing focus, but he chose to believe it was because Alastor was intimidated by him.Â
âI own you, bitch!â
Alastorâs eyes flicked to the side. A laugh track played.
Vox growled. He kept his grip tight and with his other hand he clawed into Alastorâs belly. He felt it jump under his fingers and watched as Alastorâs face screwed up. Vox could feel the resistance of Alastorâs head trying to pull away, but with the restriction of everything up to his shoulders, he didnât have a lot of leverage to escape Voxâs grasp. It gave Vox the perfect view of his eyes. They were desperate. Overwhelmed.
Alastorâs stomach was surprisingly concave. Vox should have expected it considering the rest of Alastorâs slim figure, and it wasnât all that uncommon for sinners to be practically skeletal anyway. There wasnât a lot there to pinch, so instead Vox just dug his fingers into the jumping muscle.
âDonât forget whoâs in charge here,â Vox said, grinning sadistically.
Alastor did make an effort to keep eye contact with Vox, the prideful piece of shit that he was, but eventually he couldnât hold his eyes open anymore. At that point, Vox let go of his hair with a shove, sending Alastorâs head falling back. It immediately tucked as far as it was able to into Alastorâs chest in a pitiful attempt to double over.
He used both hands now to tickle Alastorâs stomach. His entire waist was slender enough and Voxâs hands large enough, thanks to demon anatomy, that he could wrap his fingers the whole way around it, so there were claws poking into the front, sides and back of his torso. âYouâre so pathetic,â Vox said. âI canât believe this is so easy.âÂ
The wires were being fought against fervently, but they kept Alastor still. It was kind of uncanny how little Alastor actually moved despite clearly trying to. Vox couldnât imagine what that felt like on Alastorâs endâto be so thoroughly restrained and absolutely powerless to interfere with someone elseâs hands on your body. It stirred something in Voxâs stomach. Not arousal, which surprised him. This was closer to butterflies, or maybe shooting stars sparkling inside of him. It was a longing for the present as if it were a memory long past. He didnât expect to ever feel that again with Alastor, yet here he was.
It was incredibly entertaining to feel how Alastorâs struggling lessened or increased depending on where Voxâs hands went. His back didnât seem to make him squirm as much, so Vox focused his attention on his hips and belly.
Alastorâs static began crackling and cutting out in small bursts as Vox stayed on those spots, never relenting. Alastorâs breathing was getting more erratic. Vox had kept him laughing behind the gag for so long he was probably struggling to get air.Â
Vox didnât mind, though. He doubted Alastor would pass out or anything, and if he did, Vox could just pick this back up where he left off when Alastor came to.
Voxâs fingers danced around Alastorâs sides as his thumbs curled into the muscle just below where Vox estimated Alastorâs navel was. It was difficult to tell over his coat, though.
Wait. Actually.
Vox chuckled sadistically as the thought hit him. What reason did he have to not tear open Alastorâs coat this very second? What would Alastor do, bite him? Please.
So he called for his wires to loosen at Alastorâs front just enough for Vox to slip his hand under them. Immediately, Alastorâs torso started squirming around with its new, tiny amount of freedom, but it didnât make too much of a difference for Vox at the moment.Â
He let his claw glide through the fastenings at the middle, starting from just below Alastorâs chin (which, by the way, made Alastor scrunch his neck up adorably) and trailing slowly down his body. It tore through three layers of fabric, neatly. It was just the buttons and his bowtie that were damaged. They fell back to reveal Alastorâs bare chest and stomach.
At the same time, a high pitch screech echoed eerily around the walls. Vox couldnât place what the sound was, exactly. It sounded similar to a fork scraping across a plate, but he was pretty sure that wasnât it. Either way, it wasnât nearly as annoying as the feedback, and it was over rather quickly.
Vox granted Alastor the mercy of a small break, taking the time to instead just appreciate the view. Alastorâs torso was the same grey as his face, but Vox was delighted to see there was a substantial amount of fur, though not so much that it obstructed the contours of Alastorâs skinny ass body. His ribs were visible even from the front. Vox could follow them with his eyes all the way to the center where they met Alastorâs sternum. The jagged, red gash left by Adam was a point of interest, and definitely something Vox would explore at a later date, but wasnât at the forefront of his mind at the moment. Vox had left Alastorâs pants intact but he could still see his hipbones jutting out so sharply Vox wondered how they hadnât cut through the fabric on their own. Voxâs eyes were most drawn to the spasming muscles of Alastorâs stomach, and his chestâs heavy rising and falling.
With a flick of his wrist, the wires tightened again at once. There was something about the way they immediately stifled his movement and dug valleys into Alastorâs fur that Vox found immensely thrilling.
What was even more thrilling was Alastorâs face. He looked downright murderous. In any other circumstance, Vox might have the sense to be nervous about the way Alastorâs eyebrows were cutting downwards, or the way his eye was twitching. Now, though, the sight sent a ball of warmth deep in his chest. It made him giddy. He couldnât bite back his smile if he tried.
âDonât worry, Al,â Vox said, voice lilting. âThereâs no one here to see you but me.â
Alastorâs eyes narrowed.
He brought his hand up to drift his claws along Alastorâs furred stomach. Bare as it was, Vox could feel the skin shudder upon contact. He twisted a tuft of fur between his fingers, enjoying the texture, and the jumping of Alastorâs chest.
The rougher tickling was nice, of course, but without all that useless fabric in the way Vox could revel in making Alastor writhe around with the lightest of touches. It felt much more intimate. He hoped Alastor felt the same, because he knew it would piss him off.
Vox laid his clawtips just below Alastorâs wound and leisurely trailed them down. It left tiny canyons of parted fur that slowly righted themselves as Alastorâs torso squirmed. He made a few detours to graze along Alastorâs sides before getting to the part he was most excited about.Â
Once he reached Alastorâs navel he removed all but his pointer finger. He let the single, sharp edge swirl around his bellybutton with a radius of about an inch or two between it and his finger.Â
Each rotation of the circle took around ten seconds and every time he completed the loop the circle got smaller and smaller.
As he neared his prize, Alastorâs wiggling increased in vigor. His stomach and lungs bounced with more intent.
Vox shifted his gaze to Alastorâs face. His head was tucked down into his neck. It was shaking slightly in a way Vox doubted was on purpose. His eyes were closed and his eyebrows were pulled together. He looked desperate. It was stunning.Â
Once again, Vox wanted to know what noises Alastor would be making right now if it werenât for the gag. It would be pretty great to hear Alastor beg, or scream, or giggle. Anything other than the relentless static and stupid sound effects. Even with that curiosity nipping at him, it was still too satisfying to keep Alastor stripped of his words. He left the gag for now and looked back to Alastorâs belly.
The circle was closing in. Truthfully, actually tickling inside his bellybutton like he planned to may just result in bleeding. His claw was just too sharp to not pierce the skin, and it looked too large to fit anyway. Inflicting pain wasnât something Vox was opposed to, but like Alastorâs wound, he filed it off to be explored another time.Â
Just as Voxâs finger scratched along the very edge of Alastorâs belly button, nearly dipping inside but not quite, he began increasing the size of the loop. Around and around and around. Bigger, bigger, bigger.
Alastorâs body stiffened when the circle started to grow. A record scratch sound effect played. The noise itself pulled something into Alastorâs eyes. It was more than the mirth of being tickled.Â
It was amusement. His head jerked down toward Vox, almost nodding.
Vox felt his display rapidly heat. He had to put a mental effort into not letting it show on his screen. Ever the cocky bitch, huh? It was simply too mocking of a gesture, but a thrum in Voxâs chest insisted it was twistedly familiar in a way he didnât understand.Â
âWhat?â he asked, defensive. âIs this entertaining you? Is this just so funny?âÂ
He didnât change his pace. Around and around and around. Bigger and bigger still.Â
As if he was still in control, as if he had any power in this situation, Alastorâs eyes flicked towards Voxâs hands and back up. His ears swayed as his head fell to the side. His body was actively twitching away from the touch, and Alastor still wanted to act unbothered.Â
âWell it doesnât make a difference to me! It doesnât change the fact that I can do whatever the fuck I want and all you can do is sit there and fucking take it!â
Eventually the trail of Voxâs claw was large enough that he could purposefully linger on Alastorâs lowest ribs, where they began to curve up toward his sternum, in the same rotation as the peaks of Alastorâs pointy hipbones.Â
Vox relished the way the wires at Alastorâs waist and thighs met a particularly driving wave of resistance when he hit his hips. He definitely wanted more of that. âGood spot?â
He finally abandoned his circling to place both hands on Alastorâs hips. The skin was tight where it stretched over the bone. Vox wrapped his fingers over them.Â
âTheyâre like handlebars,â he commented absent-mindedly. âItâs like they were made for me to grab.â
That high pitched squeal filled the air again. It was distorted and washed in overdramatic reverb, but it still had the fork-on-a-plate quality. This time it came out in stuttering bursts, like a skipping CD. OrâŠ
Wait.
Was that an elk call?
Vox couldnât help but laugh at the realization. âAlways on brand with you. Fucking hell.âÂ
He squeezed. His fingers curled into the edges of the bones themselves while his thumbs pressed deep into the cavities.
Alastor fought hard. The chair inched back and forth a couple of inches with how forcefully he was trying to toss his body around. His head was swinging aimlessly, frantically, sending his hair in several directions.
Knowing he was the one to cause these reactions in the Radio Demon sent a shiver down Voxâs spine. It was incredible. He had gotten a taste of absolute control over Alastor and he knew heâd never be able to let it go.Â
He pinched and pulled the taught skin, rubbed firm circles into the bone, and raked his claws through the fur on the sides.Â
Everything he did sent Alastor into a new wave of thrashing. He liked the feel of the straining wires. He liked the feel of Alastorâs lungs struggling for air beneath his hands. He stayed just like this for longer than he could count.Â
Voxâs own heart was beating rapidly at the buzz of it all. His head was swimming, but he felt lighter than heâd ever been.
âI own you.â His voice was gritty and deep. âI own every part of you.â He could feel his screen glitching out from the sheer exhilaration coursing through his veins. âI own your voice a-and your b-b-body, and- and- and- and-â
Vox was buffering. He registered vaguely that his hands were stuck in a loop of clenching and unclenching, and so he was squeezing Alastorâs hips rapidly. It was maybe 30 seconds of disconnection.Â
A drop of water hit his wrist, which grounded Vox enough for him to latch on and shove his way back to the present. He glanced up.
Alastorâs head was hanging down, trembling, and his bangs hid his face. Vox caught it, this time, as another drop fell from behind Alastorâs hair. It landed on Voxâs knee.
Holy shit. Alastor was crying. Alastor was crying. Vox had to take a long, deep breath to cool his systems down and keep from crashing again.Â
âNo way. Noho fucking way!â Vox laughed.Â
He kept one hand on Alastorâs hip, still scribbling roughly. Never letting up. His other, in contrast, gently grabbed Alastorâs chin between his index finger and thumb. The static swelled, almost loud enough to cover another one of those darling elk noises. He tipped Alastorâs head up to face him.
It was the most beautiful thing Vox had ever seen. Alastorâs face was wet and shiny with tears. They were pooling in the outer corner of his eye and rolling down his cheeks, soaking into his gag. Voxâs attention was drawn to his eyelashes, which held beads of tears like dewdrops on grass. The light in the room caught on the teardropsâ reflection and turned them into glistening blue stars. His eyelashes looked so delicate. Vox didnât think heâd ever find anything about Alastor cute, but for some reason the soft curl of his lashes, emphasized by their glittery wetness, was genuinely adorable. It made something uncomfortableâyet inescapableâpinch in Voxâs throat.
Alastorâs eyes flitted around, trying to focus, but he couldnât seem to anchor his gaze on Voxâs screen. They were glossy and dazed. Eventually he gave up trying. His distant, red eyes stared into nothing, releasing another fat, rolling tear.
âOh, Al,â Vox said quietly. It was almost a whisper, but it carried the bottom edge of his voice. âLook at you. Youâre a complete fucking mess.âÂ
He tilted Alastorâs head this way and that, watching as the tearsâ shine morphed when the light hit him at a different angle.Â
Surprisingly, Alastor didnât give much of a fight. He was still trying to buck against the wires, and the movement jostled his head, but Vox was pretty sure that wasnât entirely intentional. Maybe he had accepted his fate, or maybe heâd simply ran out of energy, but he wasnât putting up any resistance. He allowed Vox to reposition his head as he pleased, like a mannequin, giving no indication he even noticed.
Vox traced his thumb along Alastorâs cheekbone. It was a light touch. He didnât want to think of it as tender.Â
It made Alastor flinch. Barely noticeable, but Vox was becoming more and more hyperaware of Alastorâs every tremble.Â
Vox smudged the wet stain on Alastorâs cheek and collected some of it on his claw. He pressed his thumb against his projection-like tongue and rolled the salty liquid around in his mouth. A smirk spread across his screen when he saw Alastorâs eyes flicker and his nose scrunch fleetingly.
Suddenly, Vox broke his rhythm on Alastorâs hips, squeezing roughly over and over again. Feedback rang out. He had to tighten his grip on Alastorâs jaw, surely to the point of pain, to keep him from pulling away when he jumped. Alastorâs face was being held fully in view and Vox was watching his expression like a hawk.
Alastorâs eyes widened. It made them look wild and deranged. His eyebrows drew upward, dimpling the skin in between. Alastor finally managed to settle his gaze onto Voxâs screen, just for a moment, before his eyes screwed shut from the force of his own inaudible laughter. Another wave of tears cascaded down his face.
It was a long while before Vox finally relented and stilled his hand. The tension in Alastorâs body left all at once, leaving him slumped against the chair. The only movement was the deep heaving of his chest. His eyes remained closed. He looked well and truly spent.Â
Unfortunately for him, Vox could keep this going for so much longer.
Soft as a breeze, Voxâs hand trailed up from Alastorâs hip. It fluttered around his belly, then continued drifting higher. He made a detour to ghost up and down Alastorâs ribs, so lightly it only just shifted the fur out of place and didnât even touch his skin.Â
Alastor still squirmed. His face tightened, like he was trying to resist it, but even as exhausted as he must have been he couldnât seem to fight the urge to get away.
Vox didnât stay there for too long. His hand slid over Alastorâs chest. A single claw drew a line through the peak of fur on his sternum, skipped over the wound, then went higher still. He traced Alastorâs prominent collarbones, back and forth, from one shoulder to the other. It was almost a chase, because Alastorâs shoulders were free to wiggle much more than the rest of his body. Though, the tiny amount of movement they had wasnât by any means generous. Voxâs hand resumed its path and traced small swirls up Alastorâs throat, which got Alastor to attempt to tuck his head down. Voxâs grip on his face held strong. Finally, Voxâs hand came to rest with the other on Alastorâs jaw. Both thumbs rubbed circles into Alastorâs damp cheeks while his fingers wrapped around to settle at the back of Alastorâs neck.
Heavy, red eyes bore into Voxâs. They were tired and wet but still showed an impressive indignation. It was honestly unsettling. Alastor still somehow had enough fight left in him to look only mildly annoyed instead of broken, even as he shivered in his seat, bathed in uneven, lilting static.
âI have to give it to you, Alastor,â Vox grit out, narrowing his eyes. âYour constitution is fucking unnatural.â
There was the subtlest upward flick of Alastorâs eyes, like he was holding back rolling his eyes. Out of a crackle of static came a muffled, weak, trickle of applause.Â
âWhat? Is that supposed to mean something?â
Alastorâs jaw shifted. He continued to stare.
âWhatever,â Vox grumbled. âIâm gonna stamp out that attitude out sooner or later. You canât take this forever.â
One of Voxâs hands gathered the short, surprisingly soft hairs at the nape of Alastorâs neck and pulled. His other roamed a little higher, carding through slightly sweaty red hair at the crown of Alastorâs head with a fair amount of tension.
It was a surprise to Vox when, as he ran his claws along Alastorâs scalp and reached closer to Alastorâs pinned ears, one of them flicked away.
âOh?â
He grabbed the tip of that ear. It jerked out of his hand. A giggle built in Voxâs chest, but he stuffed it down. He sunk his claws into the base of Alastorâs ear. It could still shift around, but he was low enough that he didnât have to chase it too far. His fingers curled inward.
Alastor ripped his head away with enough force that he actually managed to dislodge Voxâs hands. He glared at the floor, ears still twitching.
âHow cute.â Vox was on a roll with hitting all of Alastorâs best spots.
He didnât replace his hands just yet. Instead, he stood and walked around Alastor to stand behind him.
Alastorâs head didnât move. His eyes didnât leave the floor. But now that Vox was paying attention, he saw the subtle shifts in Alastorâs ears. They angled and twisted with each of Voxâs steps, following his location.Â
Vox wondered if they did that on their own, or if Alastor was purposefully teasing him.
Vox braced one hand on the back of the chair and with the other, grabbed one of Alastorâs antlers. It was small enough that with just two fingers, one hooked around each prong, he had enough leverage to yank.Â
Alastorâs head was pulled back far enough for him to be looking up at Vox. A sway of feedback played, whistled eerily, off tune, like wind through empty branches in a dark forest.Â
Vox could see, peering over Alastorâs chin, his Adamâs apple bobbing up and down. He was drawn to it. Reaching over Alastorâs shoulder, he dug the tip of his sharp claw into the lump. It wasnât to tickle, this time. He was pressing hard enough to hurt.
âAlastor. My prisoner. The lowest of the low.â His voice was softer than he expected. Focused, but not on his actual words.Â
If he pressed hard enough, he could make Alastor bleed. He could watch as red dripped down his throat. He could watch Alastor choke on it helplessly. It would be so easy. He should want to, but for some reason he didnât think he did.Â
His eyes fell to Alastorâs wound and the pathetic stitching barely holding it together. Then back to his face.
To Alastorâs credit, his expression showed no signs of reaction. He maintained eye contact. He didnât struggle. But Vox could feel the swallow he took, which pushed his larynx further into his claw. It seemed purposeful, somehow. The static rose in pitch before dropping most of its weight to give way to an echoing, ticking clock.
Heat swelled in Voxâs stomach, and he had to turn his internal cooling fans up.
Vox applied more force. There was a small, needle-point crater formed from the pressure. Slowly, he slid his finger to the side, catching it on the ridge of Alastorâs jugular and leaving a small abrasion in his skin. It wasnât deep enough to bleed, but it faded from a light grey to a deep pink in the most satisfying way.
His claw continued to roam Alastorâs taught throat, which kept Alastorâs attention. Vox let it drift without thought while he took a look at the cables wrapped around the back of the chair. He considered the best angle for a couple of seconds before he summoned two more wires. They snapped up and wrapped around Alastorâs antlers so Vox could free his hand.
Alastorâs antlers were incredibly convenient anchor points to hold his head still. It was a shame more sinners didnât have them, or else heâd bring the idea of an antler bondage line to Valentino. They would sell out so quickly. Alastor could be on the advertisement.Â
Vox shooed the thought away as quickly as it came.
With both hands free, Vox wasted no more time in grabbing Alastorâs ear tightly to hold it still. It shuttered uselessly in his grip. Immense satisfaction washed over Vox.
He met Alastorâs eyes, which narrowed. Vox knew his screen was all shit-eating smile. It was extremely appropriate, in his opinion, given the circumstances.
Voxâs other hand came up and scratched along the outer edge of Alastorâs ear.
Immediately, Alastorâs ear tensed and his head jerked as much as it was able to, which is to say not all. There was a sharp intake of air through his nose. Perfect.
Vox didnât expect the heat that spread through the soft, velvety fur. Black and red strands parted, giving way to his fingers and enveloping them in warmth.
If Vox pretended this was under different circumstances, it seemed all too domestic. Fleeting looks shared between friends. Gentle touches lingering a little longer than they should. A shell of a memory gone by. Heâd never had it with Alastor when he wanted it, but in this moment he missed it all the same. Empty longing was too familiar a feeling.
He was happily dragged out of that train of thought when his eyes met Alastorâs, filled with so much hatred. They were literally dripping with disgust. Every stroke of Voxâs fingers on his ears made them tighten.
It was better this way. More true. Vox didnât want to have the made up image of Alastor looking at him with anything akin to affection burned into his memory bank anymore.
He dug his claws into Alastorâs ear and tugged it aggressively. The muscles in Alastorâs throat shifted and his eyebrows furrowed deeper.
Vox lifted one hand from Alastorâs ear and ran his finger along the edge of his gag, before slipping his claw under and finally pulling it down.
There wasnât even a beat to breathe before Alastor tried to bite his hand. It was easy to avoid, with Alastorâs head immobilized.Â
Alastor let out a heavy chuckle. It was wet and dry at the same time. âForgive me.â His voice was the most raw Vox had ever heard it. âYou can hardly blame a fish for swimming.â
âOr a bitch from biting,â Vox countered flatly.
Another laugh caught behind Alastorâs teeth. It cut off into silence when Vox pulled his ear again. The edges of Alastorâs mouth curled up, revealing his black gums.
Voxâs hand resumed its position on the edge of Alastorâs ear, brushing lightly against the fur. He watched Alastorâs expression closely.
A small gasp was let out before Alastor could catch it, but after a second his lips pressed tightly together.
âWhatâs the matter, Al? Nothing to say?â
Alastorâs eyebrows fell and he peered up at Vox through slitted eyes. âWhat, do you want critiques?â The words were stilted and squeaky, like they took effort to force out.
âPlease, be my guest.â
Vox waited until Alastor opened his mouth again to quickly dart his hands down and latch on to his sides.Â
Whatever Alastor was about to say died on his tongue. He clamped his teeth together, but it wasnât enough to stifle the short, high pitched cry as his arms pressed inward.
âSorry, what?â
Apparently, Alastor was already too worn out to resist any more than that, because after only a few more seconds loud laughter poured out unceremoniously. The sound was jagged. Rough.
As far as Vox was concerned the noise was the symphony of his success.
He didnât stay on the spot for long. He would savor that laughter soon, but for now he gathered all of his quickly draining will power to continue his game. Toe the line of Alastor breaking, step over for just long enough to shed him of his superiority, then inch back and make him wallow in the pieces of his broken mask.Â
His hands pulled away and reappeared on Alastorâs ears in one motion. He curled his fingers under the muscles at the bases, close to his skull.
Roaring laughter filtered down to sparse, pattered giggling. It was almost sweet, the way the pitch rose and fell in time with Alastorâs resistant pulls on the wires holding his antlers.
âYou hahave me as your- ngh- your wihilling prisoner,â Alastor said through strained mirth and crackling interference. âAnd yet, you cahaha- cahanât bring yourself to- ahaha- inflict anything r-real upon me.â
Somehow, in a way Vox would be impressed by if it wasnât pissing him off, Alastor managed to sound exceptionally condescending. Even with laughter dancing around his words, pulling his voice tight, he found a way to wiggle under Voxâs ego and pry it up like a crow bar on a loose panel.
âThis is real, alright,â Vox reassured, tongue coated in a bitter lining.Â
He angled his fingers just so, and almost didnât catch the way Alastorâs head leaned into themâat least, into the wiresâwith a shiver. His eyelids fluttered, his throat bobbed, and his lips curled into his teeth, stifling what would have been one of the prettiest gasps Vox had ever heard.Â
Vox smirked. âAt least, these reactions would make someone think so.â
âI-â
Vox cut him off immediately by hitting the exact same spot. Whatever retort Alastor was about to give died on the spot, becoming nothing but a sharp wind sucked in through his clenched teeth.
This was nice. Who needed a gag, anyway? It was so easy to keep Alastor silenced through his fingers alone.
âHm?â
Alastor tried again. âI can- can- Ah-!â
The same spot, once more. The cry that tumbled out of Alastorâs lips ignited a fire somewhere inside of Vox. When Alastorâs eyes peeled open, falling onto Voxâs screenâso well illuminatedâhis pupils were blown wide.Â
Holy shit.Â
Holy fucking fuck.Â
God damn.
God in heaven.
Alastorâs eyes flicked to the floor, brows raised. Whatever he found there made him chuckle.
Voxâs body refused to move.
The rattling sound of a crash symbol invaded the room. It bounced off the walls to settle into the buzz of static, and directly into Voxâs spine.
Vox blinked. Alastor blinked back. His eyes glanced at the floor again, with much more difficulty than Vox had noticed the first timeâwhat, with the angle and all. Alastorâs shadow, looming large by their feet, didnât blink. It stared, unashamed, mouth agape in an upward curve.
Voxâs hands, which he was just becoming aware of again, had been cupping Alastorâs ears like a pair of sick baby birds, gentle and still. Vox pulled them back like heâd been burned.
âWelcome back,â Alastor chirped pleasantly. âHave a nice time away?â
âOh, you absolute piece of shit!â
His hands quickly found Alastorâs ribs again and dug forcefully into the pronounced ridges. Each finger found a spot in one of the valleys and his thumbs, shifting under the loose fabric, wrapped around to press into Alastorâs spine.
Mad cackling exploded out of Alastor in an instant. It was so loud, so forceful, and so sudden that whatever phantom speakers Alastor operated through buzzed in aggravation, threatening to blow out. Vox could feel with his hands this time the way Alastorâs shoulder blades pinched together, and it felt so much nicer then than it had through the wires. Still, Vox didnât take the frantic, rocking tugs at Alastorâs shoulders and thighs for granted.
Vox had to get a better hold on himself. He couldnât believe heâd short circuited twice. If he kept losing his shit every time Alastor made a satisfying noise, or lingered in his mind too strongly, how was he supposed to enjoy this?
Oh, but Alastor seemed to enjoy it plenty. Granted, heâd been pretty distracted the first time, but just now Alastor was entirely too satisfied to watch Vox glitch out.
Of course, now he was beside himself, almost screaming in laughter, so itâs not like that satisfaction was long-lived. It was almost worth it to watch his pleased grin snap away in a second and morph into hysteria. Still, Vox assured himself he wouldnât lose focus again.Â
When Alastorâs laughter started breaking into shrill squeaks of lost air, and tears prickled at the corners of his eyes again, Vox let up. Naturally, his hands took their spot atop Alastorâs head.
Without a second to breathe in between, the last of Alastorâs wailing trickled into wet tittering. He was so focused on getting air he had no hope of muffling the whining noises Voxâs attention to his ears ripped from his throat. His lungs trembled as they heaved. Vox could see his sternum rising and falling with a considerable amount of effort.
A single tear fell, leaving a trail along his cheekbone before slipping away to disappear into his hair.Â
Vox brushed a finger along the trail to rub it away. In time with a bursting elk call playing in the air, Alastor snapped his teeth at him, and he quickly yanked his hand away and placed it right back on his ear. He shot Alastor an unimpressed look.
âI know, I know. A fish and his swimming, yada yada, blah-blah-blah.â
âA behehe- mmh- bit- aha!â Alastor shut his eyes and took a long, shaky breath in through his nose. His ear gave a particularly vigorousâthough overall uselessâflick as his eyes opened and he set them on Vox. âA bihitch-! From- ah- from-mm, eheh, bihitihing.â
Vox found a genuine smile worming its way onto his screen. Not quite sadistic, just comfortable. He didnât know if it was from Alastor actually calling back to his stupid joke, or the fact that it took so much effort for him to do so. It was endearing, as much as he would rather rip off his own arm than admit it, the way Alastor seemed so unbothered by his own laughter, except for the fact that it made it harder to deliver the punchline. Alastor was, and always had been, an entertainer first and foremost, after all.
Ugh, it was disgusting. He bit back the grin and lowered his eyebrows, hoping to give off annoyance instead.Â
Through his pathetic, whimpering giggles, Alastorâs eyes still crinkled at the edges in a way that told Vox he hadnât put his expression in check quick enough.
âWhatever,â he huffed with a roll of his eyes. âA bitch from biting, yes, Iâm so hilarious. Now laugh.â
And Alastor did. His stomach was the next target.Â
The chair rolled back and hit Voxâs chest, which just allowed him more leverage to grab at the exposed skin and fur. Grey strands entangled themselves in his claws as he scratched around the area.Â
It was so reccessedâand Vox knew, of course, sinner biology was incredibly varied. Some had more body parts, some had less, completely different shapes and sizes, and systems that worked in ways he couldnât even comprehend.Â
He, himself, was a shining example: half electronic, half organic, no clear distinction of which was where, and also he was kind of, sort of, vaguely aquatic. Not to mention his computer of a brain which confused anyone he tried to explain it to. Itâs not like he understood how Velvetteâs joints stuck together or how, exactly, Valentinoâs pink smoke situation worked.Â
But the sinner that confused him the most had always been Alastor, from his freaky sound effects to his even freakier shadow. He was deceptively human on the outside yet had countless supernatural systems in place underneath.Â
And now, as he pressed his fingers into his hollow belly, he wondered if Alastor had any organs at all. He wondered if Alastor even knew himself. He wondered how easy it would be to get the answer and slice him open right now with his claws. He wondered how warm the blood would be as it seeped into his hands.
He wondered if Alastor had any idea where his train of thought was leading him to, or if he was too lost in his shrieking and squirming to even consider.
That shrieking and squirming was getting exceptionally desperate, actually. His eyes were scrunched tight but his face was wet again. He was interrupting his own cacophony of laughter with sharp hiccups, which he nearly choked on. Vox found that less entrancing than he expected to.
It seemed all at once that a sheet of indifference fell over Vox. He kept tickling fervently, but he watched Alastor with something akin to boredom. Maybe it was so far into boredom that it turned to repulsion.Â
A pinch here. A squeeze there. His movements were getting mechanical. And Alastorâs laughter was getting grating. Both on Voxâs audio receivers and Alastorâs throat, it seemed, because it was starting to creak. It sounded like it was scratching painfully.
Vox kept going.
Somehow, Alastor was hardly resisting his wires anymore, except for his chest which pushed out against them with all it had. Alastor was running out of oxygen, then.
He kept going, still.
The gasping hiccups got more and more frequent, until they overtook him entirely and all that was coming out was a whistling plea for breath, interspersed with silence. Vox didnât remember when the static cut out, but the room was completely void of it.
And still, he didnât relent.
Alastorâs face was going red, which Vox had never seen from him before. His mouth hung open like a newborn baby, yet to properly cry, though tears were streaming down his face like the rolling waves of the ocean.Â
His bottom lip tucked briefly into his top teeth before popping back out silently. He just barely managed to drag in a breath before his lip did it again. It wasnât until the third time that Vox heard a soft âksssâ hissed behind the motion.Â
His eyebrows pulled together and he slowed his hands a fraction to listen.
Literal bells and whistles rang out. âV-â A gasp. âV-â A hiccup. âV- -x!â
Vox wasnât even sure it was on purpose, when his hands let go. He was just taken so off guard when he realized Alastor was trying to say his name. He wasnât sure why he was so shocked. What else was Alastor supposed to say? Still, it was the closest to begging for mercy possibly anyone had ever gotten from the Radio Demon.
And just like that, the sheet of indifference floated away, and Vox was sure it was impossible to be more smug than he was now.
âOh, me? Who were you calling for? Me? Just little old me? Begging for me to save your pathetic ass? âVox, pretty, pretty please stop tickling me, I canât take it! Vooox! Oh, it just tickles soooo much, Vox!ââ
In Voxâs opinion, his Alastor impression was pretty good. This, however, was a whiny, muppetized, bastardized version of it and nowhere close to Alastorâs voice. If he was a being of higher dignity it would have even been embarrassing, but luckily for him he was used to acting like a fool in front of people. Also, he was riding the high of Alastor calling out his name like it was the last thing heâd ever do, so he didnât think he had it in him to be slightly shameful of anything at all for the rest of the day.
Unfortunately, Alastor was too busy hyperventilating to even pay attention to his gloating. With whatever dull haze that overtook him completely washed away, Vox could genuinely appreciate the state Alastor was in.Â
His face was losing its color quite quickly, fading back to its usual grey with every gasping breath he took. Vox was drinking up the tug of the wires every time Alastorâs chest convulsed with a hiccup andâyeahâit didnât seem like those were stopping anytime soon. Alastorâs tears had run down the sides of his jawline, and up into his hair, which was almost completely soaked with sweat as well. His eyes stared blankly at the ceiling.
Vox was not one to show mercy, but he didnât mind spending a couple of minutes letting Alastor recuperate. Itâs not like he wasnât enjoying watching.
Slowly, Alastorâs breathing steadied. At least, as much as it could with the (frankly, hilarious) hiccups slipping out every once in a while. At last, Alastorâs gaze shifted back to Vox.
âWelcome back,â Vox chirped pleasantly. âHave a nice time away?â
Alastor rolled his eyes, but his smile widened. With a click, the static roared back to life.
âWhahat a wa-hicc-waste.â Alastorâs eyebrows shot up. âOh, dearie me! Pardon my-hicc-my, well, that. How- ahaha! How unbecoming!â
Vox stared. Only Alastor, fucking Alastor, could somehow make hiccuping seem like an insult to him. And to top it off, he managed to wrap in his own gigglingâwhich, by the way, Vox knew was involuntaryâand twist it so Alastor was giggling at him instead! If after all of that, Alastor was still the most prissy, attitude riddled wretch in the Nine Circles, there really was just no helping his case.
âItâs a waste, by the way,â Alastor continued. âBecause you wehere so-hicc-! Mhm.â He took a breath. âSo close to making it real. So close to actually- ehehe- achieving something. Why, I believe I was seeing stars towards the end there! Hahaha! And yet.â The static popped and crackled and coated his words. If Vox had to guess, that was his substitute for not being able to gesture with his hands.Â
âI-! Iâm not-! I ca- I- What? What are you even talking about!?â God damn it, how is Alastor the one making him stutter like a fucking mess? âThat was real! It was fucking real, what do you mean!?â
Canned laughter, dancing all around him, bit him with daggered teeth.Â
âIâve laughed harder than that over a cup of t-hicc-tea and good gossip with Zestial, Iâm afraid.â The studio laughter morphed into a collective âAwwâ that dripped like honey down the walls.
âZestial!?â Surely Alastor was saying that just to get under his skin. Zestial, that old slab of dust, had cobwebs where his sense of humor should be. Not to mention, heâs never been known to make social calls. âYouâre lying, obviously. I donât even care.â
He fluttered his claws under Alastorâs jaw.Â
âHa,â Alastor said dryly, though it was immediately clear real laughter was starting to bubble up in his chest again. âIâm hurt. You really make me out to be a liar?â The end of his sentence pitched up, and his shoulders shook in a way that wouldnât fool anyone.
âJust shut up already,â Vox grit out. âYou called my name, like the little bitch you are, and begged and begged for mercy, so donât pretend to be disappointed that you didnât suffocate!â
âIt was a disappointment,â Alastor sighed wistfully, though the effect was sullied when a bark of laughter slipped out. âBetter- ahaha- better luck next the- time, I -hicc- suppose!â
Vox wasnât oblivious to what was going on here. He wished he could say Alastor was easy to read, but even after all these years, he wasnât. Still, Alastor was obviously trying to get him riled up.Â
To what end, though? Surely he realized poking the bear would end up with him in tears, laughing so hard he canât breathe. There was no way that was actually what Alastor wanted, no matter how much he pretended to be unaffected. So clearly, it was about avoiding something worse, then. What was it?
His hands inched up again. They booped his nose on their way, quickly, already expecting the snapping teeth. They reached Alastorâs ears.
It wasnât even a gasp, this time. It was more like a bone weary sigh.
âSomething wrong?â Vox asked.
It doesnât manage to actually move, but Vox could feel the sentiment of a shaken head with the alternating pulses of strain from each antler. âNo, no, nothing at all.â And Alastor was just doing it for the bit; his tone didnât actually try to hide his disdain. Not that it mattered, because Vox was just going to do it anyway, and Alastor knew that. âCarry oN-!â
Alastor hit quite the impressive high note when Vox interrupted him to press his fingers into the increasingly familiar spot. He was getting rather skilled at working the controls after all this time.
âIs this what you were avoiding? Why?â It was mostly mumbled to himself in compilation. Itâs understandable, Vox supposed, that someone like Alastor would find touch nearer to his face to be less bearable than somewhere else, even if it tickled less.
Though, Vox pondered if it actually did tickle less. He certainly got more reactions out of Alastor by just ghosting contact over his ears than he did with any spot on his torso. It was only when he dug in with some force that he got a true rise out of Alastorâmore than helpless wiggling, anyway. With his ears, though, a firmer touch didnât send Alastor into hysterics in the same way. It just sort of⊠Disrupted him. So when he did thisâŠ
âMhmgh!â
And when he did thatâŠ
âAgh-!â
When he curved his fingers like soâŠ
âUnnh...!â
Vox willed his system not to overheat. The noises were becoming downright lewd.
A quick glance to Alastorâs rattled expression told Vox that Alastor was hearing it too.
Vox was like, ninety percent sure that Alastor wasnât actually getting all hot bothered about it, but the vocalizations came out all the same.Â
He leaned down, putting his screen just an inch or two from Alastorâs ear.
âWhat, is it getting t-t-to you, Al?â He kept his voice low and smooth. It would have been so effective if his voice didnât glitch.
Once again, Alastor broke off into a trail of giggling. âTo mehehe? You seheem a-ahaha- little worse- mnmh- worse for wear y-yourself.â
The soft rumble of electricity polluted the air like ink in water. The fur on the tips of Alastorâs ears stood on end.
âIf youâre- ahaha! Ngh-! G-going to⊠to- mhmn.â Alastorâs lips pressed together to quiet the laughter and what could only be described as moans. Vox could feel the shiver that ran down Alastorâs body.
âAw, keep trying. Youâll get it out eventually.â
Whatever playful edge Alastor had in his eyes disappeared and was immediately replaced by a grimace. If Vox didnât know any better heâd say Alastor actually looked flustered. There was a snap of aggressive feedback.
Then, Alastorâs eyes drooped and roamed around Voxâs screen hungrily. âVox,â he gasped, soft and sweet.
Heat. âWha- uh, huh?â
âVox. Mm, oh, Vox.â It was almost like a song.
There was a sudden pressure in Voxâs chest that bursted in all directions. Down to his stomach, where it twisted and turned. Up his throat and into his head.Â
âAhah- V-VoxâŠâ
A stinging buzz of frying wires, and Vox was cut off from the world.
In what felt to him like less than a second, he was back online, though still much too warm. He found himself kneeling on the floor.
Alastor was still in the chair, immobilized. But he was looking down at Vox with condescension nestled deep into his eyes.
âWelcome back,â he chirped pleasantly. Except, this time, it was so much more contemptful. âYouâre as predictable as always. And disgusting." A hiccup punctuated the end of his words, but somehow it, too, leaked of disapproval.
âYou- you- I- uh.â He simply couldnât find the words.
Alastorâs eye twitched. His brow raised.
âFuck off,â Vox finally grit out. He stood and brushed himself off. âIâm done with this.â
All of the wires, except for the original ones over Alastorâs arms and chest, slid back into their pocket dimension.
Suddenly slack, Alastorâs head fell forward, but he quickly righted it and began rolling it side to side, stretching out his neck. His legs, too, kicked and worked their muscles for a second before one crossed over the other politely.
âWell, every good host knows when to call it a night! Haha!â
Vox couldnât fathom how Alastor still had the energy to put all that fake cheer into his voice. He roughly gripped Alastorâs face and shoved the gag back into place. âItâs time you shut the fuck up.â
Alastor stared at him, unblinking.
With a deep sigh, Vox turned away and walked out of the room. He shut off the lights with his mental control panel a second later.
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"Welcome back," the Absolute Loser of a Man chirped pleasantly. "Have a nice time away?"
This was originally intended to be around 4k. There was a specific image I had in mind, that was the entire reason for me writing this in the first place, and I didn't even get to it until over 5k words in. It's 24 pages on Docs. Oopsies.
It's also, unsurprisingly, difficult to write anything engaging in limited perspective when the non-pov character can't move or talk and there's nothing to bounce off of. I put a lot of thought into how Alastor would express things in the very limited manners he still could, and how Vox would percieve it all on his end. Everything is filtered through Vox's eyes, and Vox is a delightfully unreliable narrator.
Unfortunately, that means the readers aren't privy to Alastor's inner commentary, which is absolutely hilarious. I thought about explaining some of his thoughts and actions here, but then I had the idea to completely rewrite this fic, beat for beat, but from Alastor's perspective instead. Let me know if that's something you would be interested in! He's such a little shit I can't even lie.
Besides that, Vox's thoughts and observations are obviously very clouded in bias. For example, Alastor's shadow is much more expressive than this fic implies, simply because Vox doesn't think to look unless Alastor brings his attention to it. Instead, he's actually more aware of Alastor's sound effects than I think the average person would be, because of their history but moreso because he's intune with electronics, radios, etc and he has some similar tells.
He's dealing with extremely mixed emotions which give him whiplash as they drag him around, which is why one second he doesn't even want to hurt Alastor and the next he's basically drooling over the idea. There's absolutely implied RadioSilence, or even RadioStatic, but it is extremely toxic and not meant to be taken as an example in any way shape or form. As much as Vox is obsessed and in love with Alastor, he genuinely hates him too.
Thanks for making it this far, and reading my rambling if you did that! Let me know if you liked this fic, it would absolutely make my day!
holy moly. i dont usually reblog in general but this is no joke the best tickle fic ive ever read. thank you for your service bro.
sometimes i'll be scrolling through the ed edd n eddy tickle tag with glazed over eyes, looking at the same old stuff, and then i see ones made this summer and i eagerly click on them only to realize they're mine...
i feel like im shouting into a void half of the time on this site, but i get the same enjoyment reading my own fics as i do someone else's so i think i might find time to write sometime soon.
full ranty explanation for my constant absences below the cut if you feel like reading ! tw for mental health junk.
i've been in and out of hospitals ever since i was 12 years old due to a very persistent eating disorder and borderline personality disorder (BPD). i would have put this in my intro if it weren't so wordy, complex, and depressing.
needless to say, it drastically affects my day to day life and unfortunately that means i don't post as much as i want to. i do love writing and it is actually deeply therapeutic for me, so i'll never stop posting even if i'm inconsistent but understand it can occasionally take me months to even a year to complete things.
i've noticed over time that when i'm having an intense mood swing, i will post about how i will publish an impossible number of fanfictions in an unreasonable time frame. please do not take those posts seriously if they do occur, i am not myself in those moments and if i remember, i will take them down.
phew, thank you for reading if you have done so! it means a lot to me if my readers continue to like and reblog my posts because it encourages me to do more (comments are my favorite, though).
started watching south park âŠ. my lovely girlfriend told me to post these. hi tumblr áŠ(ĂČ_ĂłË)á€
you know peak :3
Beeâs Tickle Asks đŻ
I see a lot of tickle ask lists going around and I thought I would make my own! There are some tickle related questions and non tickle related ones, get to know your community!
Lees: Whatâs your favorite tease, Lers: Whatâs your favorite way to tease a lee?
Easiest way to fluster you?
How do you take your coffee? If youâre a tea person, how do you like your tea?
Whatâs your favorite thing about tickling?
Tag 3 people youâd like to know better!
Do you blush? (Youâre adorable either way :3)
What does your laugh sound like?
What show/series are you watching right now?
Whatâs your favorite way to wind down?
Cuddly tickles or tickles sitting up/pinned?
Tickles to wind down or tickles to wake up?
Name 3 fictional lees youâd love to wreck
Name 3 fictional lers youâd like to be wrecked by!
Do you like nicknames? If so, which one is your favorite to be called?
Whatâs a spot that you wish got more attention?
Are there any spots you donât like?
Favorite book?
Do soft or rough tickles affect you more?
Whatâs the silliest thing youâve said/done because someone tickled you?
A tickle memory!
A place youâd love to travel to someday
A song thatâs been stuck in your head recently
Someone you like to fluster!
Someone that flusters you!
If you could describe tickles as a color, what would it be?
feel free to send some of these in!
sounds fun! ill js do the ones i like
4. whatâs your favorite thing about tickling?
laughing and hearing someone else laugh
7. what does your laugh sound like?
awkward and a little snorty
8. what show/series are you watching right now?
the amazing digital circus!
9. favorite way to wind down?
video games :3
12. three fictional lees you'd like to wreck
gangle (tadc), haley (stardew valley), march (fields of mistria)
13. three fictional lers you'd like to be wrecked by
zooble (tadc), brock (unikitty), betty (date everything)
15. are there any spots you wish got more attention?
for me, i like being tickled on my neck and ears, especially with kisses. it tickles really bad and its definitely gonna make me laugh. quick random pokes to my waist (my worst spot) will kill me tho.
16. are there any spots you don't like?
i don't like being tickled on my feet, it doesn't really tickle, it just makes me uncomfortable.
20. a tickle memory
my ex girlfriend (who's still a really good friend!) isn't very ticklish, but i liked tickling her anyways. eventually she got tired of it and tickled me back, and the look on her face when she realized i was even worse made me melt
22. a song that's been stuck in your head recently
this question is cute! mine is lover, you should've come over by jeff buckley

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Dancing together at prom as a joke but actually having lots of fun
im not even gonna say it...
there's a twitter trend rn
bonus panel. all the trauma flew away now he has boyfriends
original poster
either or is okay! :D
itâs been a while since i drew butters lol
this plot was genuinely so funny i was giggling the whole time.
Here's this before I go to bed
wait why do i love this
haiii!! sooo i was wondering if i could request a spongebob ticklefic? i would like for you to include karen in it, u can decide if u want to make her lee or ler, i gen dont mind :}
hello anon :3
im sorry, but i dont know a lot about karen as a character... if you gave me a small prompt i might be able to whip something up for you though!

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when they go
especially eddy like omfg hes just so cute
I LOVE YOUR WRITING. You describe the physical sensations of tickling so well! Your stories are simple , but very sweet - keep at it!!!
oh my god thank you so much! i really needed the reassurance
you got it boss! àŽŠà”àŽŠàŽż(Ë” âąÌ Ꭰ- Ë” ) â§
hey yall can we have like a boy character who acts Zesty and slightly feminine or is a twink and not automatically call him trans or gay, im getting pretty sick of it.
i totally agree with this. imo we should simply have more canonically trans and gay characters instead of having to grasp at straws for relatability and inclusion.
ed is so cutes here <3
the second pic is adorable! he literally looks like: (..âáŽâ..)
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part 1 - the tickle tax
i want to give ed some love because UGH i wanna pinch his cheeks and spoon feed him gravyâ(á”áá”)â
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By the time the two scam artists dragged themselves back to the cul-de-sac, they looked absolutely unequivocally wrecked.
Sweaty, red-faced, shirts rumpled, breathing hard like theyâd run a marathon⊠or been thoroughly tickled half to death by vengeful peers.Â
Which, technically, they had.
Ed was waiting by the sidewalk, happily humming to himself while stacking bottle caps in a pyramid. He looked up as they approached, beaming wide and knocking over the tower for the fifth time.
âOh boy! Eddy! Double D! Youâre back! I missed you, you little dickens you!â
Eddy stopped dead in his tracks, eyes narrowing. âEd.â
âYuh-huh?â Ed blinked innocently.
âWhere the heck were you when we were getting tortured within an inch of our lives?â Eddy demanded, stomping up and giving Ed a shove (which did absolutely nothing to Edâs unmovable frame). âWe got jumped! Tickled half to death! Where were you?!â
Ed tilted his head. âYou did not say you needed me.â
âWHAT?! YOU ALWAYS KNOW WE NEED YOU, YOU LUGNUT!â Eddy threw his hands up. âUnbelievable! You missed the whole show with your selfish self preservation!â He accused, as if heâd never weasled his way out of retribution for his actions and left Ed and Ed to take on the brunt of the storm.
Edd rubbed his arm awkwardly. âEddy, really, thereâs no need to-â
âOh, no, Sockhead, not this time! If Ed wants to know what he missed so badly, I say we show him.â
Edâs eyes sparkled. âShow me, Eddy?â He asked as a grin spread across his face.
Eddyâs grin turned slow and impish. âYeah. Come here, ya big oaf.â
Before Ed could question it, Eddy pounced. He tackled Ed onto the grass with surprising force, straddling his waist and digging in mercilessly at his belly.
âLEMME SHOW YA WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, BIG GUY!â
âBWAAAAAHAHAHAHA!! EDDY!! I AM SOHOHORRY!!â
âOh no, itâs too late for sorries now! This is what you missed!â Eddy sneered, scribbling fast and ruthless across Edâs sides, his fingers practically vibrating with the effort. âHope youâre enjoying the show!â
âEDDYYYYY! I CAHAHAHANâTâBAHAHAHAHAD IDEAâBAHAHAHA!!â
âEddy,â Edd tried, âdo you really think this is productive?â
âEither help or get outta the way, Sockhead!â
Double D sighed. âOh dearâŠâ But his hands hovered uncertainly above Edâs thrashing body. âEd, do you⊠mind if IâŠ?âÂ
âPLEHEHEASE! SAVE MEEEâOR NOT!! I DOHOHONâT KNOW!!â
Eddy barked a laugh. âYou heard him, Double D! No mercy!â
Double D nervously bit the inside of his cheek. He felt wrong participating in a revenge that was not Edâs fault, but he did look like he was enjoying it. What would be the harm?
Eventually, he knelt beside them, far more reserved as opposed to Eddy who had immediately taken the chance to leap onto Ed and practically cling onto him. His fingers brushed lightly up Edâs sides, skimming over his ribs with feather-soft touches.Â
The difference was immediate. Edâs laughter somehow grew even louder, more frantic despite the gentler approach.
âEEEHEHEHEHE DOUBLE-DEEHEHE THAT TIHIHIHICKLES SO BAD!â
âOh my, youâre quite sensitive here, arenât you?â Double D mused, his face going pink. âI didnât realizeâŠâ He always enjoyed Edâs contagious laughter, deep and rumbly.
His hand slid up between Edâs shoulder blades, intending to sootheâbut the moment his fingertips lightly scratched at the spot just below the center of Edâs back, Ed shrieked.
âEEEEEEEK! STOP! STOP STOP STOP!!â
Eddy and Edd froze.
Eddy blinked. âUh⊠heâs never said stop before.â
Double D pulled his hands back immediately, looking horrified. âEd? I-Iâm sorry! I didnât mean to upset you. Are you alright?â
They both stared at Ed, who lay panting, wide-eyed, and flushed.
And then, to their utter confusion, Ed tilted his head. âWhy did you stop?â
Eddyâs jaw dropped. âY-You screamed bloody murder to stop, you idiot. Thatâs usually the part where people stop!â
âBut it was funny,â Ed said simply. âI was having fun.â
Double D stared. âEd⊠do you⊠enjoy being tickled?â
âOf course I do, Double D!â Ed beamed. âIt makes my tummy feel happy and my toes feel like tap-dancers!â
Eddy groaned and flopped onto Edâs chest. âYouâve gotta be kidding me. I was trying to punish you.â
Ed giggled as Eddyâs face mashed into his shirt and encouragingly lifted up his arms, leaving him defenseless. âOh no⊠donât tickle me again!â
Double Dâs face burned, finding himself plagued with a little second hand embarrassment. âThat sounds rather like⊠reverse psychology, doesnât it?â
Eddy smirked against Edâs chest. âYouâre so weird, Ed.â
Then he sat up. âFine. You asked for it.â
âNohohohoho I DIDNâT MEAN IT!!â Ed howled, already laughing as Eddy dug back into his belly with fast, scribbling fingers.
âYou love it, ya weirdo.â
âI DOOOHOHOHONâT!!â
Double D sighed, exasperated but fond. âWell⊠if you insistâŠâ He resumed his gentle ministrations at Edâs ribs, making sure to avoid the devastating spot on his back⊠for now.
Eddyâs fingers were a blur as he pounced again like a determined cowboy trying to tame a bucking bronco. Or an unruly kitten with zero concepts of personal space. âYou wanted the show? You're gettinâ the show!â he announced dramatically, then went right back to work on Edâs belly.
âEHEHEHEHEHEH!!! EDDYYYYY!! MERCYYYY!â Ed cried out, arms waving in surrender, only to accidentally whack himself in the face. He didnât even seem to notice. His cheeks were glowing pink, eyes squinting shut in ticklish agony. Or bliss. Probably both, knowing Ed.
Double D covered his mouth, stifling a chuckle despite himself. âHonestly, Eddy, I donât believe this is teaching him a lesson at all.â He gazed down at Ed in fondness, his skilled fingers wriggling into Edâs ribs.
Between the two of them, Ed was reduced to a happy, wiggly puddle of giggles. Eddyâs rough teasing and Double Dâs sweet technique made for a combo Ed could barely withstand yet clearly loved, no matter how heÂ
Eventually, Eddy flopped down beside him, exhausted. âOkay. Okay. Iâm not mad anymore.â
âI knew you couldnât stay mad,â Double D smiled, resting beside them. âEdâs laughter is quite⊠disarming, isnât it?â
Eddy rolled his eyes again, but a grin pulled at his mouth. âYeah, yeah⊠stupid contagious laugh.â
âI love you guys,â Ed sighed happily, eyes closed.
Eddy groaned and smacked Edâs arm. âOh shut up, ya dork.â
Double D chuckled. âWe love you too, Ed.â He responded, already knowing Eddy felt the same way.

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do you ship keveddy?
i never thought of it before! at first i thought you were asking about kevedd which is the more popular of the two, and i thought id set the record straight that i ship nearly everyone.
my otp is the Eds in a poly relationship but i'm totally willing to write anything else, including keveddy :3
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The four boys sat around the lunch table, their conversation punctuated by laughter as they shared stories about the day.
Cartman was in unusually high spirits, having just shared a particularly funny prank he pulled on principal Victoria, which his friends obviously didnât find that humorous due to its mean nature.Â
Cartmanâs loud, snorting laugh echoed off the cafeteria walls as he spoke in between giggles.Â
âShe was so fucking pissed off, guys, seriously. What bitch, right?-â
Kyle and Stan exchanged the same annoyed look. Kyle, who was always more outspoken about Cartmanâs annoyances, groaned and rubbed his temples to soothe his headache.Â
âOh my god, shut the fuck up, Cartman. Your laugh is the ugliest thing Iâve ever heard.âÂ
Cartmanâs laughter cut off abruptly, the sound replaced by an awkward silence. He blinked, the smile frozen on his face for a moment before it vanished after looking at Stan and Kenny who were nodding their heads in agreement.Â
âAre you serious?â Cartman barked defensively as he abruptly stood up, âyou all sound like little girls when you laugh! Screw you guys, Iâm done with my lunch anyways.â He huffed as he picked up his 3 empty lunch trays and tossed them in the trash, purposefully avoiding the recycling bin where the trays were supposed to go.
The rest of the boys just looked at each other, the tension quickly dispersing as soon as Cartman left.
âGood riddance.â Stan grumbled, earning chuckles from Kenny and Kyle.
Meanwhile, Cartman was now sitting on the other side of the cafeteria, waiting for the period to end. He never thought heâd be so eager to leave lunch.
The longer he stewed over Kyleâs words, the angrier he became. He didnât understand why he was so affected by the insult since heâd been called every name under the sun, and he prided himself on never feeling insecure because of it.
His laugh was just a part of him. He hadnât even considered that it might be something people hated.
He thought back to the times his friends had laughed with him⊠Had they been laughing at him instead?
For the first time in his life, Cartman felt a twinge of self doubt.
Days passed and he became almost sedated as he moped around. He was quieter, less boisterous, but most of all, he didnât laugh.
Even when he was amused by something, heâd press his lips tightly together to restrain a snort and even refused to smile.
At first nobody noticed or cared, since Cartman went through these phases all the time, but after a month the absence of his usual unapologetic cackle was louder than the laugh.
âIs it just me, or is Cartman being⊠weird?â Stan asked as they walked to the bus stop, finally voicing what they were all thinking and didnât want to say.Â
âHeâs always weird,â Kyle muttered, though he couldnât shake the uneasy feeling. âHeâs just going through another one of his episodes, heâll be over it in another week.â
Stan didnât seem convinced or comforted by Kyleâs words. He knew Cartman was an asshole, but he was still their friend⊠his mother always said âyouâre only as happy as your saddest friendâ.Â
âI have a feeling itâs our fault though.â Stan mumbled, kicking a rock as they approached the bus stop.Â
Kenny was already there waiting and he waved at them cheerfully before noticing their demeanor. âWhaff gofin onth?â He asked through his hood.
âHave you noticed that Cartman hasnât been laughing?â Stan asked Kenny, who promptly nodded. Stan was relieved he wasnât the only one who was concerned.Â
âDo you think itâs because we made fun of his laugh?â
Kyle looked caught off guard by Stanâs words, unable to believe that Cartman could be affected by anything they had to say.Â
âIsnât it a good thing? We finally got him to shut up⊠why mess with that?â
Stan and Kenny shared a concerned look, torn between their two friends. Finally, Stan sighed.Â
âCome on, Kyle. We all know you miss having him around too.â
Kyle blushed and quickly denied it. âWhat?! I could care less if he laughs!â
â...saying that you âcould care lessâ implies that you do care at least a little bit.â Stan poked Kyleâs side with a teasing smile, hoping to lighten the mood.
Kyle let out an undignified squawk mixed with a giggle, âS-StAHaahan! You smartass.â He slapped Stanâs fingers away.
Stan gasped, âThatâs it!â He wriggles a finger into Kyleâs rib once more before finally letting the redhead catch his breath. âIf he wonât laugh, weâll just have to make him laugh and prove that itâs not as bad as he thinks.â
Kyle panted and glared at his best friend through teary eyes. âI thought youâd know by now that you canât make Cartman do anything he doesnât wanna do.â
That was pretty much basic knowledge, and the boys couldnât help but agree with Kyle on that note. Still, Stanâs conscience wouldnât rest until the fatass laughed again.
âWhen has that stopped us from trying?â Stan probed, trying to light a fire under Kyleâs belly.
 Whenever he was able to get Kyleâs heart set on something, his super best friend would follow him to the ends of the Earth, even if it meant cheering up Cartman.
Kyle shifted his weight from foot to foot and bit the inside of his cheek, symbolizing his reluctance.
He desperately wanted to see Cartman miserable, but his friends were important to him. And they, for whatever reason, saw something in Cartman.
â...Fine. But only for you.âÂ
Cartman was supposed to be at Kyleâs house for a group project, but heâd made an excuse not to go, claiming he was violently ill and throwing up.
While he assumed his friends were hard at work, Cartman was at home shoveling mass amounts of rocky road ice cream into his mouth.
When the door rang, he groaned. âMyeeemmm, someones at the door!â
âComing!â Liane said in a sing-songy voice as she brushed past her son, giving him a small pat to which the boy smacked her hand away. âOh, boys! What a lovely surprise.â
âHi, Ms. Cartman. Can we talk to Eric?â Kyle asked respectfully.
He didnât exactly like Cartmanâs mom, since he believed she was the reason why he was the way he was, but he also understood she got dealt a bad hand in life.
Liane smiled and stepped aside for them to come in. âI really hope you can cheer up my little poopsikins. Heâs been so blue lately.â
They all cringed and looked at each other, all sharing the same look of guilt. They were led into the living room to see Cartman laying there in a pile of snacks.
âToo sick to study, huh? Howâs your tummy feeling?â Kyle said sarcastically, startling Cartman.
He turned down the TV and turned to look at his 3 friends standing in the doorway.Â
â... What the hell do you want?â Cartman grumbled.
âWe want you to stop moping around like a sensitive crybaby.â Stan exclaimed, sitting down on the couch to which Cartman quickly whined that he was messing up his stuff.
Cartman growled and kicked his blankets and wrappers off the couch. âIâm not sensitive!â
âYou sure?â Kenny asked as he sat on Cartmanâs other side, a smug tone in his voice that made Cartman tense up a bit.Â
âOâŠOf course I am. Itâs not like I care that you said my laugh is the ugliest thing youâve ever heard.âÂ
Kyle, who was standing across the room with his arms across his chest, softened a little at Cartmanâs obvious insecurity.
He could pretend to be tough and unaffected all he wanted to, but Cartman was clearly much more delicate than he thought he was.
âWell you seem to remember it pretty well for someone who doesnât care.âÂ
Cartman bit the inside of his cheek and looked away, feeling cornered by his friends as they stared at him. He usually loved attention but ever since his pride was wounded, he wasnât as eager for recognition.
After a beat of awkward silence, Kenny decided to make the first move, lightly fluttering his fingers on Cartmanâs chubby belly.
Cartman was very caught off guard by the action, and a surprised laugh escaped him that made the boys smile.
Cartman protected the side that Kenny was attacking. âWh-what the hell, you gay assh-ahahaAHAHAH!âÂ
Cartmanâs laughter escalated as he neglected to protect his other side, which Stan had immediately followed suit in his own tickling.Â
âSTAahahann!â He snorted and covered his mouth. âFuck off, kill yourselves!â Cartman shrieked as he shrunk away from their fingers, falling off the couch and trying to escape.
âGrab him!â Stan exclaimed, knowing that Cartman was pretty slippery.
They followed him to the floor and managed to pin his flailing limbs which were thrashing wildly in an attempt to escape or injure his captors.Â
âEy! Whatâs the big idea?! You trying to rape me or something?!â
Kyle growled, shoving his hands into Cartmanâs now exposed armpits.Â
âShut the hell up, you fat fuck. You had this coming to you.â
Cartman barked out a laugh as he wriggled like a worm on a hook. âPft- Aahahahah! Stop, I donât wanna laugh!â
âWell thatâs too damn bad.â Stan smirked, poking at Cartmanâs thighs which caused the bigger boy to scream bloody murder. âWe felt like assholes for making you all insecure.â
Cartmanâs cheeks began to feel warm at the realization that his friends were doing this just to hear him laugh, even if it was loud and somewhat ugly.
As he looked up at them through teary eyes, he noticed them smiling too, almost in fondness. Still, he wasnât about to let them get away with it.
âG-Gahahaha, STOP IT ALREADY!â Cartman cackled, pounding his fists into the carpet of his living room floor.
âHm⊠Weâll consider it if you forgive us.â Stan gave the other two ticklers a look, to which they both nodded in agreement.
âFuck no!â
Kenny fluttered his fuzzy gloved fingers over Cartmanâs neck which caused a stream of snorty giggles to escape him. âAwwhhâŠheth sounds like a pihggie!âÂ
âYeah. Looks like one too.â Kyle commented as he watched his friend thrash and squeal.Â
Cartman couldnât speak through his laughter, and they knew damn well how dramatic he could be, and theyâd never hear the end of it if they pushed him too far⊠so all 6 hands withdrew from his body for him to catch his breath.
Cartman laid sprawled on the carpet, red-faced and panting like a winded dog. His cheeks were flushed, hair a mess.
He glared daggers up at the trio hovering above him, still catching their own breath and grinning like theyâd just won a prize fight.
âYou guys are such assholes,â Cartman growled between gasps, wiping at his eyes as if to hide the tears of laughter that still clung to his lashes.
âYeah, well,â Stan shrugged, âat least we donât smell like bean dip.â
Cartman groaned and flopped back dramatically onto the carpet, his arms sprawled out in surrender. âI hate all of you.â
âNo you donât,â Kenny said cheerfully, plopping onto Cartmanâs stomach like a beanbag.
The boy huffed and smacked at Kennyâs back in protest, but it was half-hearted at best.
âYou missed us.â Stan knelt beside them, nudging Cartmanâs side gently with his elbow.
Cartman turned his head away, cheeks puffed. âI didnât miss you, I missed the ice cream that you bastards interrupted.â
Kyle, who had been suspiciously quiet during the aftermath, crossed his arms and glanced away, trying to appear unaffected. âFor the record, I still think your laugh is annoying.â
Cartman rolled his eyes. âYeah? Well for the record, I think your hair looks like a mop.â
Kyleâs eyes widened as he stepped forward, mouth agape. âYou son of aââ
âBUT,â Cartman interrupted, smirking up at him now, âI guess I can forgive you guys. Eventually. Maybe.â
Stan snorted. âYou guess? Youâre lucky we even bothered cheering your mopey ass up in the first place.â
âYou know what, screw youââ
âWeâre gonna tickle you again if you donât shut up,â Kyle warned with a dangerous smile, wriggling his fingers ominously.
Cartman shrieked and curled up instinctively. âOKAY, OKAY! Truce! Fucking truce!â
The boys laughed, collapsing in various positions around Cartman on the living room floor. For a while, no one spoke. Just the soft hum of the TV in the background and the sound of their breathing as they relaxed into the chaotic peace theyâd grown up with.
After a long pause, Cartman muttered, âYou know⊠I still think my laugh is kinda dumb.â
Stan looked over. âDude. Everyoneâs laugh is dumb. Thatâs what makes it funny.â
Kenny nodded. âI thound like a dying walruth when I laugh too hard.â
Kyle smirked. âAnd I sound like a goose getting choked.â
ââŠYou really do,â Cartman muttered.
âSee?â Stan said, nudging him. âWe all sound ridiculous. Who cares?â
Cartman was quiet for a second. Then, slowly, his lips twitched into a reluctant smile. âYou guys are gay.â
âI wouldnât say itâs gay to care about your friends,â Kyle corrected before relaxing back onto the carpet. âBut youâre stuck with us, fatass. Just like weâre stuck with you.â
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a/n: yeesh this one was bad... but it was rotting in my WIP file for literal months, so i hope someone appreciates it
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