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Omega: Would you hit your best friend for thousand credits?

Crosshair: I would hit Wrecker for free.

Wrecker: *tearing up* I’m your best friend??

#star wars #incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #the bad batch incorrect quotes

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yunyun160

Brothers 💕

#the bad batch #star wars

stealthetrees

Time travel au where all the Jedi wake up in Attack of the Clones after dying. The ones that died sooner just walk it off like it’s a weird dream. Everyone who died in order 66 is confused but maybe it’s a vision? Most of the inquisitors either panic or run to the nearest mind healer and burst into tears or trauma dump. Caleb Dume/Kanan is absolutely convinced he’s dead and this is the after life and no one can convince him otherwise. Obi-wan Kenobi sees smol Anakin and goes ‘shit just keeps happening huh’.

Ashoka Tano is disturbingly wise and knowledgeable for a youngling. Cal Kestis jumps up from class, yells “not today satan” stabs his crechemaster and jumps out the window (he thinks he got caught by the empire and drugged or something), he steals a ship and makes it all the way to Bogano and picks up BD-1 before Cordova find him getting his ass beat by local wildlife and drags him back to Coruscant. Cere is doing her best to comfort Jaro Tapal but he’s not reassured that Cal jumps out of windows all the time.

Plo Koon and Shaak Ti are scheming to get their sons back. Anakin is busy having a breakdown. Grogu just keeps asking for his Buir. Yoda, always ready for drama, let’s Caleb tell him all about his life and his family, asks what his padawan would want him to do. Caleb thinks about this for a minute and nods to himself. He builds a pipe bomb and duct tapes it to the bottom of Palpatines chair. And steals all the credits stashed in his desk.

#star wars #time travel au

mrkestis

I can’t believe how genius and sad it was to make Cal a scrapper on Bracca. He’s literally working in a graveyard of his old life, breaking it apart piece by piece. Then the Empire uses the scraps to build his oppression.

#star wars

rabemar

#star wars

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l-kawi

cozy morning

came up with the idea that BD is hilariously hyperactive in the mornings, and if Cal's doing okay, the unfortunate sleepyhead is attacked by a bored droid

#star wars

daman-daman-daman

Padmé: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl!

Anakin: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Obi-Wan could fight in that dress either.

Obi-Wan: Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

#Cody in the background: YES YOU WOULD #incorrect star wars quotes #codywan #anidala #star wars

writersglock

Palpatine: Sneezes

Fox, hiding in his vents, aiming a sniper through the slats: Bless you.

Palpatine, looking up: God?

Fox, cocking the sniper: You won't be seeing him where your going.

#incorrect star wars quotes #star wars

yourlocallighthouse

the broken (ahsoka), the beaten (obiwan), and the damned (anakin)

#star wars

yunamiudon

They were just talking about their General, but he...

Bonus:

( I don't know if they speak Mando'a... but I love the headcanon that they do.)

ahhrenata

THE ABSOLUTE PANIC!!! That panel got me 😂😂 this is soooo funny and cute! I LOVE IT!

mis-mcgifsten

The bowl on head is pure precious.

#star wars

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nooneherebutaghost

✌️

#waxer/boil #star wars

stealingpotatoes

@dinlukeweek day 1: No Order 66 AU / Rebellion Era

obvs Luke likes Din for a lot of reasons, but there's one VERY specific plus side for the (very overshadowed) fix-it au Luke loll

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#dinluke #star wars

stealingpotatoes

commission for @a-watson-with-a-box-of-art!

(commissions are open!)

#dinluke #star wars

stealingpotatoes

@dinlukeweek day 7: Mermaid/Sailor / Comedic Miscommunication

in which pirate din djarin is tasked with trying to return merbaby grogu to his people

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#star wars #dinluke

stealingpotatoes

@dinlukeweek day 4 Matchmaker Grogu / Luke meets Armorer and Paz

there are maybe some downsides to being able to read your padawan's thoughts

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#dinluke #star wars

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stealingpotatoes

hey din maybe don't bring the darksaber next time you meet luke's family

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#dinluke #star wars

h-l-w

#dinluke #star wars

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