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Happy 5 Year Anniversary to Carry On by @rainbowrowell

There are no words to express my love and appreciation for these books, so I hope this piece suffices 💛💙

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desperatva

high schooler sevika (⁠◡⁠⁠ω⁠⁠◡⁠)

stardustasincocaine

Something something Heated Rivalry fic about a tramp stamp.

Drew the tramp stamp, as I am predictable.

chubby-cry-baby

ilya definitely has a thicker russian accent the more comfortable he is - so it’s thick at home and thickest in the bedroom and shane is getting pavloved. so they go to a russian bakery and ilya is ordering stuff in fluent insanely charming russian and shane abruptly announces “ACTUALLY UH I NEED TO LEAVE ILL BE OUTSIDE”

starlicca

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY PRECIOUS BABY BOY SIMON SNOW!!

he's 29 now omg 😭

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i-am-a-fish

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

shaneposting

anyway good morning a crucial tenet of hollanov’s relationship is that they’re equals and they’re the only people in the world who could ever be each other’s equal. they were supposed to stand alone at the top but they’re there together. shane does not view ilya as a lazy useless inconvenience. ilya does not view shane as a nagging killjoy. they are equals and they both think the other is the best thing since sliced bread and they love each other but more importantly they LIKE each other. stop making them not like each other!

heatedrivalryfanarts

moreloveforjm_

carnationcage

“You mind?”

gaynehollander

Shane calls Ilya on the verge of tears one morning, telling him he came in his sleep. It's all "I'm sorry," and "I didn't mean to," and "I know that's no excuse." And that's how Ilya finds out that Shane has been living with self-imposed orgasm denial ever since they became boyfriends because Ilya always tells him when he can cum when they're together so, in Shane's mind, that means he can't cum if Ilya hasn't told him to.

Ilya just about faints with how quickly all the blood in his body rushes to his cock and you best believe that rule becomes explicit after that phone call.

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simon-pitch

i think many ppl still dont understand the concept of simon's magic and question, just like him, whether he was magical or not. simon was born from a ritual designed by davy and his obsession with the prophecy of the chosen one, and simon was indeed born the most powerful being in years. his birth was an anomaly and canonically shook the world of mages, with the first dead spot appearing the moment he was born. so the simple explanation for everything is that the induced birth of such a powerful creature was not natural, and thats why he brought so much destruction, bc so much magic wasnt normal and needed to come from somewhere for him to use it. simon was indeed magical, especially since he is the son of two sorcerers, but his enormous level of magic was induced by davy's rituals, and the universe simply demanded it back, bc no one could have so much magic, it wasnt natural.

thats why simon is both the good and the evil of the prophecy at the same time, his existence brought evil, but he himself was the savior of all. he was the chosen one.

rainbowrowell

Cosign!

caralikesgay

hard launch this, soft launch that...has anyone written hollanov going full gaslighting with their coming out? just straight up going "we've been together for years? why are you acting like this is news?"

double points if they don't even plan to do it. they decide to soft launch via no longer actively hiding their relationship, just slowly acting more like a couple around other people. they're both at some event and ilya finds shane and just wraps his arm across his shoulders, which maybe that could just be ilya being ilya, but then shane just leans into it? like this is fine and normal? and when someone questions it shane panics and is just like "why wouldn't i? he's my boyfriend" and whoever they're talking to is like "what? since when?" and ilya is immediately onboard with this game "since 2017."

they just keep doubling down "you don't remember me sneaking out to go visit him every time we played in boston? you were all chirping me about it."

"wait, did you two drive here together?" "why would we take separate cars, we live together?" "you WHAT?"

when someone thinks they're joking they bring up the group chat with shane's parents, ilya scrolls back to a text where yuna calls him her favorite son. they bring up a video clip jackie sent of the twins saying "we love you uncle ilya!" shane brings up his thread with svetlana where she sends him russian words and phrases she thinks he should know.

they quickly enlist everyone who already knew, get them all onboard to pretend like their relationship wasn't ever top secret information. shane posts a picture of him with anya, when someone comments "that looks just like ilya rozanov's dog?" he just replies "yeah, we adopted her several months ago" and ilya replies "love our daughter ❤️"

the more people act like this is revelatory news the more they inisist that it's not. "we started a charity together!" "i moved to canada for him!" meanwhile everyone else is slowly losing their minds.

penandinkprincess

okay but ilya and cliff being besties but ilya rooming with connors during the club episode makes me laugh because i'm just imagining him being such a demon to everyone that they had to put being his roomie on ROTATION

penandinkprincess

"SOS IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT. I REPEAT. IT'S A SHIRTLESS AND YELLING NIGHT."

finny-red

Home Sweet Home 🌃🌙

argillaforma

ilya at their first hookup: it's his first time so i'll go slow, i'll just stroke his dick for now, nothing crazy

shane: hey so i'm gonna need to put your dick in my mouth right now actually yes it is life or death

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wiremotherworshipper-deactivate

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

toskarin

thanks google

rollerska8er

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

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