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nico's xtras; crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room.
boyfriend!saiki x reader
notes: crazy? saiki was crazy once. they locked him in a room, a rubber room, with rats. the rats made him crazy.
today was more insufferable than usual to the psychic.
his powers were flaring up again; his mind reading pierced migraines into his skull, his fingertips throbbed with restrained power, his eyes ached behind his green glasses.
and not only that, he wasn't spared an ounce of sympathy or peace. why would he expect such?
his eyes may have been bagged with dark circles, but that doesn't stop his father from pestering him for favors.
nor does it stop teruhashi constantly demanding his attention. nor does it stop toritsuka squealing about perverted topics. nor does it stop the everything everywhere all at once going on around and inside the psychic.
it makes his pain even worse. today must be the worst day ever.
and no one even batted an eye to his rugged breathing, tired eyes, shaky hands, nothing.
that is until, while he's walking home in the rain with an umbrella slung over his shoulder, you call out to him.
"saiki!" you exclaim. he looks at you over his shoulder, expecting another pestering. his eyes droop with an expectant, disappointed emotion that he's been attacked with all day.
. . . "are you okay?!" you question, rain soaking your form but you don't seem to care, worry clouding your gaze and hands balled into fists.
what?
... is he okay? no. no. he's not okay.
the umbrella falls from his hands and clashes onto the concrete, causing you to flinch. rain soaks up his hair and glasses and shirt but he doesn't care.
he's running over to you in lightning speed, embracing you with the desperation of a madman as he presses his lips to yours with so much appreciation for that stupid question . . . and love, and hope, and whatever the hell was going on with him that day. god, how he loves you. he loves you so much.
the kiss tasted like rain and newfound okay-ness now that you're here with him.
this is so bad and i wrote this in 5 minutes but it's realy late and i am tweaking and this is so ooc but bro i don't CARE BRO okay. sorry guys. i will get to the stuff i need to do but literally am on a nakamura high right now where i can't think or do anything outside of nakahiro AND NOW MATSUNAKA BECAUSE I AM A NEWFOUND NAKAMURA MULTISHIPPER I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE U NAKAMURA AND I LOVE U I LOVE U I LOVE YOU NAKAMURA SHIPS i suck. i suck i'm so soryr guys i really need to be a better writter to u all im so bad with reqs i need to get to that i'm tweaking so bad
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female!saiki x reader
notes: for this req ; saiki is a woman and you two partake in beautiful yuri activities
"we have to go on dates, ku. that's what couples do!" you had exclaimed to him earlier that day.
saiki had racked his brain on that statement for hours. yes, he agreed to become your boyfriend, but he forgot that the preconceived notion that went alongside a relationship was that partners needed to go to public places together for enjoyment.
such a notion eluded him as going out in public to do superfluous, mind numbing things that supposedly bring "joy" never really bring him joy, but alas, you are his girlfriend and he must entertain your wishes.
however, in grappling with the fact that he will have to drain his social battery for your yearned-for date, he realized another impediment that came in the way: the public-ness of the environment.
no, it's not that saiki is ashamed of you at all. neither is it that anyone would be surprised of your two's dating.
however, it would just be such a pain. dealing with his classmates' reactions, responding to their dumbass questions, having to deal with them setting you two up and bugging you two in class.
after racking his brain and staring at his ceiling in ponderance...
. . . he came up with a solution!
after chirping and excitedly exiting your house in thrill of your date with your boyfriend, you pat down your neat outfit you planned for this special occasion.
however, your eyes widened at the sight in front of you when your gaze flickers up:
girl saiki?
you remembered saiki could turn into a girl. you've seen it in action before, and have defended girl saiki numerous times on the account that it's his sister. but girl saiki... out in the wild?
". . . why are you kuriko?" you question, but your cheeks still betraying yourself with a dust of pink.
"i didn't want to draw attention to our relationship." she states, oblivious to your fluster. her voice is feminine and yet still deadpan. you can hear the saiki-ness in her voice, but it's still different!
a frown draws on your lips. wouldn't this feel more like a girl-hangout rather than a date? it was kusuo you fell in love with, not kuriko. you don't suspect to hold any romantic attraction to this-
but oh wait, her eyes still bore into yours with a newfound aura that's not just saiki, but a mix of that and something else entirely.
you can't believe you flush at kuriko staring at you!
her hair is lighter, her eyes are softer, her chest is more full, her hands are smaller, oh. but it's still your saiki inside.
you take a minute of staring blankly to process and understand the emotions you feel in response to this.
. . . and then, you jump to give a peck on her pretty little lips. "cutie!" you exclaim, as kuriko's ears turn pink and her pupils dilate with shock (and awe). you grab onto her less-rugged and smaller hand, pressing your two's fingers together.
it seems the emotions you were feeling in response to this was a burst of adoration for this that you didn't expect.
"you should brush your hair, kuriko. you look so unruly and unladylike" you tease, leaning your head into her shoulder as your two's heights are now similar.
kuriko doesn't respond, as saiki wouldn't either, but just listening to the different way she breathes makes you so joyful.
wow, having a girlfriend is awesome.
to kuriko, she's surprised you're even more insufferable than usual, which she didn't think possible.
to think you were touchy when she was saiki, you now poke and prod at her any time imaginable.
you like to tug at her longer hair, press kisses to her rounder cheeks, stare into her softer eyes, play with her shorter fingers and smaller palms...
she is baffled over why you're so charmed by her as a female, but you never heard her complain.
perhaps you're more comfortable around her feminine appearance as she seems less stern and scary to you?
…or maybe it's because she's a cutie pie? who knows!
. . . but when she did dare say anything or even order food, you would squeal at her voice and happily shower her in kisses and praise (earning you two weird looks on countless occasions by the awkward waiter.)
you always found yourself a bit awkward doing that to saiki, but kuriko is just so sweet looking, you can't help but plant endless kisses to her face. her cheeks always turns so pink afterwards, and you just adore it.
and don't even get her started on your love for calling her ku-chan.
when asking why you were so affectionate, you responded with the defense that girls were more touchy-feely with each other.
and to kuriko's dismay and utter denial, she adored the pampering she was getting.
she didn't have to deal with insufferable classmates and was awarded you doting over her in the process. she may be a tsundere, but she's still a sucker for her girlfriend.
so, saiki turning into kuriko for public dates has become a common occurrence. he stays himself at home, but when out in public, he finds himself turning into kuriko more often than not.
and you enjoy it immensely. you get male saiki and female saiki? it's a gift from god.
you doll her up in pretty bows and put your lip gloss on her lips. you even get her to wear a skirt sometimes.
and, despite the fact it's slightly embarrassing to saiki, she loves your excited squeals when she would reciprocate your gestures with such minor things like squeezing your hand back for once.
. . . earning you two condescending looks from passerbys who watch you smother your girlfriend in affection. she didn't care.
maybe it's taboo for two girls to be touchy-feeling in the middle of a street...but if it makes you happy, so be it!
i don't love how i wrote for this but i love the idea so much i really wanna get better and writing for saiki x reader yuri so expect to see more of this
i like to think saiki is really gender freaky to please the yuriful demon in my heart
this is more reader focused but trust yuriful nico will rack her brain on yuriful scenarios just you wait this will be a series
just noticed i had over 200 followers just now so as a reward i will write 100 more self indulgent yuri saiki fanfiction as a gift for the public thank you all i know giving to the community is just what i do
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Yandere Eldritch Femboy Part 2
You thought that the Dollhouse incident would just be a one-off event. But unfortunately due to the unusual reaction the Dollmaster had towards you, you were once more dragged into that Godforsaken place. Oh, and also something broke out of containment too. Link to prior part: Part 1 ---
Ever since the first investigation, you've had reoccurring dreams of Site 8008. You wandered through halls that were both familiar and not, warping and twisting around you. They evaded definite shapes or forms; one moment an arched window with damask curtains were to your right, the next a shelf full of dolls were in its place. Time didn't exist while you meandered.
Then, you'd see that same damn frilled-up abomination seated at his throne in the tea room. His legs dangling over the arm rest as he slouched, one hand supporting his head.
He'd flash you a toothy grin, his white teeth contrasting against his dark lips like blades in a dark alleyway. One long leg would swing out of his seat as he slowly strolled towards you. Each clack of his shoe echoing out like a funeral bell. As his long fingers were about to graze your cheek, you'd break out into a run.
Before he could reach you, your eyes would snap open and you'd jolt out of your bed covered in sweat.
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".... You can't be serious, are you?" One of them murmured.
"Unfortunately, it's been gone for almost three days at this point."
You craned your head slightly, your job momentarily about. What's going on? Doesn't look too good if they're that worried. Please do not tell me that frilled nightmare somehow managed to leave its house.
"(Y/N). You are to return to Site 8008. How the Dollmaster reacted to your presence is unusual and we need to research and monitor it."
"Got no choice now, do I?" You sighed, looking up to the ceiling.
Although he hadn't reduced you to a meaty mess on the floor, you weren't exactly thrilled or looking forward to being cuddled by a reality-defying femboy. Who knows when he'd snap and decide you'd be better off as a mound of mashed organs, or as some twisted creature trapped in eternal agony to keep as a pet.
"Arrive here tomorrow at 0700-- sharp."
Aye, aye captain. "Of course."
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"Once more, just go in and document any and all things that go on in there during your exploration." The researcher said. "We're especially interested in the Dollmaster's reactions and interactions."
"I know, I know." You grumbled as the vehicle door's swung open.
Craning your head up, you were greeted with the looming figure of the Dollhouse once more. The house seemed... eager. The pastels looked brighter and airier than it was last time. The flowers surrounding it were larger and lusher; a pleasant and soft smell came from them, tempting you to step forward.
Glancing over your shoulder towards the research team and the five armed guards, you entered the Dollhouse and quietly closed the door behind you.
When the door was fully shut, the Dollmaster appeared right in front of you. His hair was now powder-pink and styled with a massive ribbon holding part of it back, drifting like tentacles. His eyes were now lipstick-fuchsia with heart-shaped pupils and framed with a subtle wash of rose-colored eyeshadow.
"Sweetie boop!" He grinned, leaning forward with his hands behind his back. "I missed you so much!"
You didn't say anything, eyeing the front door and debated whether getting gunned down would be more merciful than this. "Right... Your hair and eyes look different..."
"Oh, yes! Sometimes I change it depending on how I'm feeling like a mood ring, or just want a new look!" He giggled, running a hand through his locks. "Does it look good?"
"Sure?"
"Why do you sound so uncertain?" He pouted. "Do you not like it? Did you want me to go back to my default look instead?"
"T-that's not what I meant. I just don't really have a strong feeling one way or the other." You swallowed thickly. "So if you want to keep it, go ahead. I just don't mind."
"But I look good, right?"
"Yeah..."
His smile returned, wider than before. "You don't know how happy it makes me to hear you say that! I've been preparing for when you'd come back! You don't know how much time I put into the perfect outfit alone! I was debating whether to go with my usual one or to give my black one with the corset detailing a try; but I figured the latter one would be too risqué for the time being! Then, I rummaged around some more and found this darling little white blouse that I haven't seen in a while! And I haven't even gotten to what to wear for bottoms yet!"
"Uh...."
"Come!" He gently tugged your wrist. "We've got a lot of catching up to do!"
"You've got no idea how much I've missed you! I barely kept my temper in check while being pestered by those abysmal researchers and their unending questions!" He threw a hand towards his forehead. "They said that if I complied, I could see you again. So of course, I did as they asked--"
While he jabbered on and on, you warily eyed the armada of dolls looking back at you. Some of them had massive grins on their faces and flashed several rows of serrated teeth. You swallowed the lump in your throat. Just before you looked away one of them, a clown, waved at you.
Of course it's a fucking clown.... You swallowed.
"They asked me about my 'positive reaction' towards you and what the deal with that was. The simple answer is that even I want someone to show affection towards. And that you're so precious and--"
You looked behind once more to see that the clown doll was gone. God fucking dammit. That thing is gonna kill me if he doesn't first!
"Honey bunny?" He suddenly stopped and you nearly ran into his cinched waist.
"Y-yeah?"
"You seem nervous..." He turned towards you. "Is there something wrong?"
"The clown doll..."
"Oh, him? He's just off doing a few small chores around here; nothing to worry about!" He beamed and opened the tea room's door.
The room seemed cozier than the last time you've been here, with the furniture being plusher and less formal. The smell of vanilla and lavender permeated the room, enveloping you like a warm and well-loved blanket while you were ushered in. A few throw blankets and pillows here and there, soft rugs were scattered about and layered over each other in a haphazard manner. In the center, was a small round table in the center while a polished serving cart was parked right beside it. There was even a lit fireplace off to the left behind his seat, the flames twisting and crackling pleasantly while he sashayed towards a cabinet.
"Now, what kind of tea are you in the mood for?" He asked, swaying his hips as he glanced over his shoulder.
One that isn't made from the souls of your past victims. "Uh.... Chamomile if you have any."
"Of course! There's plenty!" He took out a tea tin, which then floated over towards the serving car as a teabag was pulled out and set inside the pot.
Before you could blink, he materialized right in front of your face. Both off his hands were behind his back as he leaned in; his nose almost touched yours while a smirk stretched on his glossed lips.
"W-what's with that look?" You swallowed.
"Well, that's because..." The smirk evolved into a grin, "I have a gift for you!" He thrusted a box towards you.
Your heart dropped to your feet. The breath in your lungs stalled as you looked at the box: a scarlet ribbon tied around the cotton candy-pink like lacerations. You knew that nothing good can come from opening it. Your eyes drifted up towards the Dollmaster looking at you expectantly.
Swallowing thickly, your shaking hand reached for the ribbon's end. The satin felt too smooth, too soft under your skin. You held your breath and slowly tugged on the ribbon's end. It smoothly slid off, falling to the ground like a bloodied bandage.
Laying among a nest of lilac and vanilla paper was a stuffed rabbit. Its fur was pristine snow-white with dark purple eyes which sparkled like polished amethysts. A powder-rose bow was tied around its neck, matching its velvet vest fastened with silver heart-shaped buttons.
"I made it myself!" He beamed. "It's cute, right?"
"Yeah...." You numbly responded.
"You don't sound too certain...." He tilted his head, his impossibly pretty face twisting into a look of worry. "Are you okay? Did something happen?"
"No."
His lips pressed into a firm line. "Certain?"
"Yeah." You looked away. "Actually: I do have something to ask?"
"Yes, what is it?"
"Have you been outside for the last few days?"
"No, why?" He shook his head. "Did something happen?"
"I don't know.... The researchers looked worried about something."
"Worried about what?"
"I don't really know." You swallowed thickly.
"Alright then," he sighed. "Oh well! Let's have some tea and not worry about anything! Now take a seat and make yourself comfortable!"
You sat down on the massive round velvet ottoman with a mound of pillows on it. Instantly, you sank into it as your legs flew up before settling down. Across from you, he took his seat at the throne and poured out two cups of tea.
"Is there anything you'd like with this?" He asked, stirring cream into his.
"What about London fog cookies?"
"Oooh! Good choice!" He patted your head. "We'll get those ready soon! However, since I know that you like to sneak off while I'm getting our refreshments, I'll be having the help get it instead."
Damn it! Your jaw clenched up as your head swerved away from his hand. How the hell am I gonna get out of this?
"Now then, is there anything else you'd like for snacks?" He brushed a hand through his hair. "Such as lavender-and-rose tea bread, or some sugar cookies, or--"
"Actually, I need something else."
"Oh, and what is it?" He straightened up.
"Where's the bathroom?"
"Oh yes, I forgot that humans have to worry about... sanitary needs." He snapped his fingers. "There'll be one to your left when you step out of here."
"Got it."
"And I expect you to come back as soon as you're done."
Aw fuck. "Of course."
"Now go ahead and do what you need to do, I'll be right here."
When you closed the door, you hesitantly approached the room in the left. To your bewilderment, it truly was a restroom with checkered flooring and a polished mirror as tall as you were, alongside an old-fashioned toilet with a chain dangling from the tank.
Now, what's my next move? You pouted, tapping your foot against the tile. Do I sneak my way back to the front? Or has he already gotten rid of the door?
Given how the house shifted and twisted to his will, chances are, he already messed with the front door. But at the same time, you weren't sure if there was another way out. Your jaw clenched up while your leg bounced up and down, anxiety drumming against your bones as the seconds marched on.
Oh fuck it. Let's do it. Sticking your head out, you looked to make sure it was clear.
When you were certain that no terrifying femboy or creepy doll or whatever other horror lurked here was nearby, you sprinted towards where the front door was. However no matter how far or fast you ran, it seemed that the hallway stretched out to infinitum. Hell, you were even certain that you ran by that same vase at least thrice now!
Come on! Almost there! You gnashed your teeth and kicked your legs up higher. A door creaked open somewhere.
You halted in your tracks-- almost smashing your face into the floor as you stuck your arms out to regain your balance. Your head snapped in the direction of the creak, your nostrils flaring out.
"Honey bunny, where are you?" He cooed out.
Shit! You dived into the nearest room and quietly closed the door. On the other end, his footsteps ominously echoed out as he hummed. "Sweetie boop, are you playing a game with me?"
Your muscles burned with fear, you didn't dare breathe as they came closer. When he was about maybe a yard away from where you were, his footsteps came to a stop and he made a small 'humph!'
You flinched at the sound and clamped a hand over your mouth. This was it. You were going to be trapped in this lace and frill and doll-infested house of nightmares for all of eternity. And all because of that stupid fucking job posting.
The Dollmaster chuckled. "No worries, I'll play with you. Just know that I'm gonna get you! Just you wait!"
Great. As if today couldn't get worse-- now this fucker was going to make you stew in your own terror before he went for the kill. In your head, you cursed out every and all higher powers that have had, is, and will exist for your absolutely awful luck. At this point, it'd be better if he decided to just snap your neck instead of toying with you.
"Now, where would you be?" His amusement-laced voice echoed out, punctuated with slow and heavy footsteps. "Come on out, wherever you are."
Oh, just fuck off already! Your lips curled into a grimace.
You stood there, waiting until you could no longer heard his footsteps or that awful lilting voice. When you were sure he was off somewhere else, did finally feel safe enough to breathe again. You slowly backed away from the door, taking caution to not make any noise. About five steps in, your shoulder bumped into a chest.
"Got you!" He giggled as his arms draped over your shoulders.
You screamed and slammed your elbow into his stomach. The sudden move made him let go of you and you ran into the wall-- falling flat on your ass as pain flared up where you hit.
"Woah! Sweetie! I didn't mean to scare you!" He crouched down. "I'm sorry. Are you hurt?"
You moaned in response, blinking rapidly.
"H-here, lemme help you." He plopped you down onto an oversized couch. He clicked his tongue as he took in your weary state, pushing some hair off your face. "Now stay still."
With that, he started kissing your injuries. Upon contact, the healed up as if they never existed.
"There! All better now!" He beamed and rubbed the top of your head. "Now, be more careful next time. Okay? I don't want you getting hurt."
You flinched at his touch and made yourself smaller, bringing your knees up to your chin. Your heart felt like a prisoner slamming against their prison cell while he tilted his head a bit.
"Honey bunny, you seem rather tense." He pouted. "Do you need a back rub?"
"No!"
"You sure?" He tilted his head further, he hesitantly wrapped a throw blanket over your shoulders. "The way you're all coiled up worries me. It isn't that good to be stressed all the time, you know?"
You swallowed thickly.
"Honey.... Did they do something to you?" His voice softened, yet there was a tensity beneath it. "You can tell me."
"No."
His lips pursed together in thought. "Then, are you--"
The clown doll bursted into the room. It jumped up and down while emitting some squeaky screeching noises, its little arms and legs flailing by its sides like a scared chicken. Your face scrunched at the sound and you glanced over to the Dollmaster.
"Oh? What's wrong?" He pouted, patting the empty space beside him for it.
The clown scrambled over, grasping the couch's side with its little hands-- almost falling over in the process. It stood on its tiptoes and leaned into his ear, whispering something.
He stiffened, eyes dulling. "Well, now... That's no good."
With a snap of his fingers, all three of you were transported to his bedroom. You glanced down to see that you were now sitting on the bed's ledge.
"You stay put while I deal with this, okay?" He nudged his nose against your cheek. "I'll be back in a moment."
"H-hey, what's going on?"
"Nothing for you to worry about," he assured you. "You just rest while I.... deal with some vermin."
And with that, he stepped out of the room. The door quietly clicked shut as his footsteps receded.
You peered outside the window to see that the theater mask had possessed one of the guards. Panic spread throughout the research team as the other guards tried to shoot him, only for him to grab one and swing him into the other's head. The possessed one dashed at another before he could open fire, and a horrific crack broke the air while researchers frantically called for back up.
A manic cackle erupted out of the theater mask as it jerked the man's head up. Void-black eyes met yours as one hand pointed at you.
"Oh... Oh shit." You took a step back.
The clown nodded in agreement.
"God damn it...." You sighed, putting a hand to your forehead. A groan echoed from the back of your throat as you looked towards the ceiling. "Please tell me this cannot get any worse."
When you said that, the front door banged open and heavy footsteps sounded out. As the sounds continued, you looked around for a weapon or somewhere to hide. You didn't dare to call out for the Dollmaster in case it'd give away your position.
Of course it did... You scrunched your eyes shut. Great. Just perfect.
You didn't move, your ears pricking as the steps came closer. A deep, bellowing laugh reverberated throughout the house. Your heart slamming against your ribcage like a condemned man while your muscles clenched up-- readying yourself to bolt.
The clown doll beside you was shaking, biting his fingers while his eyes stared at the bedroom door. He let out a small 'meep!' sound as the footfalls inched up the stairwell. A chilling chuckle drifted through the air as the footsteps grew softer.
Then, silence....
Your fists tightened, trembling. You didn't dare to take your eyes off that door. The complete silence--
BANG!
The door was kicked open, splintering from the force as the twitching figure of the possessed guard filled the doorway. Black ichor wept from the mask's hollow eyes while it let out a manic cackle. You stepped back as a long tongue spilled out from the grin and licked its painted lips. Malevolence came off it in oppressive waves as it took a step forward, savoring your fear.
You gasped and began to back away cautiously, not daring to take your eyes off him. The man's neck cracked to one side as the mask giggled. Your hand reached for the nearest weapon-- a hand mirror while it advanced with shuffling, jerky steps.
"G-get away." You swallowed, clenching the mirror in front of you as if it was a club.
However, this only earned an amused cackle from the mask. Once more, its tongue flicked out and tasted the fear radiating in the air. You didn't have time to react as he charged forward.
As the masked guard was about to reach you, the Dollmaster flashed behind him and picked him up by the scruff of his neck like a misbehaving child. The puppeteered man swallowed audibly as the eldritch femboy grinned widely, his white teeth glinted menacingly.
"Now, now." The Dollmaster chided and putting his other hand on his hip. "Didn't anyone tell you it's impolite to barge into someone else's home?"
The possessed guard's legs violently flailed while the mask's mouth stretched into a terrified gape. However, the femboy grinned as his mouth extended into a gaping maw large enough to swallow a man whole and lined with steak knife-long fangs. He raised the man over his waiting jaws and--
"Wait!"
The Dollmaster's face reverted into its default one, pouting in mild annoyance. "What is it, honey bunny? Can't you see I'm trying to neutralize a threat?"
"Can't you just get rid of the mask and spare the person possessed?" You suggested.
"Fine. But only because you asked." He sighed and transformed his mouth back into that abyssal maw.
Plucking the mask off the man's face, both cursed artifact and victim screamed in terror and agony. You winced as you saw some spots in which the guard's face was bleeding from being especially stuck.
The mask struggled in his grip as the living nightmare in flounce and lace brought it towards his waiting mouth. Its mouth widened into a gape of horror while a black sludge leaked out from its eyes. It pleaded in a tongue so archaic, that only beings older than the first human could remember it. However, this only made the Dollmaster's eyes sparkle with glee.
Its screams ended as the frilled fright swallowed it, leaving behind a thick silence. He smoothed the front of his shirt and turned towards you, flashing a brilliant smile. "And done! Just like you asked!"
The guard, still in total shock, gasped. His chest rose and fell in spastic bursts while he struggled for breath. His limbs were splayed out on either side of him as he craned his head up to look at the towering entity.
"You can leave now." The Dollmaster said, not bothering with turning his eyes towards him.
"W-what the hell just....?" The guard trembled out.
"You're free to leave. Just exit out the front door where the rest of the staff are waiting." The Dollmaster repeated. "I need a moment with my honey bunny here."
"Y-yeah." The guard got to his feet and dragged himself out. You watched as he limped back towards where the researchers were outside before he collapsed in front of them.
"Is he gonna be okay?" You asked as the team put him out on a stretcher where some medics were waiting in a nearby tent.
"Apart from being severely traumatized for the rest of his life, he'll be right as rain." The femboy assured and rubbed your shoulder. "Now then-- time for some cuddling!"
"Fine." You rolled your eyes. "Just get it over with."
"Oh relax, honey bunny. It's not that bad."
"You said that last time!"
"And I'll keep saying it, until you accept it." He playfully tapped your nose. "Now enough grumbling and lemme snuggle you!"

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Rich Yandere X Reader (soulmate au) Remastered
I wrote this over a year ago, damnಠ_ಠ
So the original, Ew. Read this new one instead. (I'm not even a massive fan of this one but oh well)
Tigger Warnings! Very slight mention of Intimacy (the most you'll ever see on this blog.)
💰 Tobias grew up below the poverty line. His mother, bless her soul, worked herself to the bone for him and his sister. The only thing that kept them going was the love they had for one another. Bounded by love and dreams for the future. His mother just wants her children to be happy. His sister wanted to become a baker and little Tobias wanted money. The idea of not stressing about rent or food was something he always dreamed of.
When Tobias was twelve he did the paper route. He woke up every day at the break of dawn to get on his bike for a few extra pounds every day. He remembers in the autumn he actually fell off his bike on the way home, having to slowly get up and hobble back to his house. He remembers his arm bleeding and cursing to himself when he realised it got onto his shirt. He was so embarrassed he just locked himself in the bathroom for a while. He takes his shirt off and that's when he saw it for the first time. (Reader) (Last Name) In bold right on his ribs. He hadn't realised at the time you were his soul mate, He came running out telling his mum the boogyman had drawn on him. That's when his mother showed him his dead father's name on his mother's ankles.
💰 Soulmates weren't something you earn or need to fight for. That fascinated Tobias, truly. Unconditional love from someone who isn't blood, Someone who didn't need to care for him but did. This curiosity didn't last long however, Tobias took business studies when he was a teen and that completely consumed him. He remembers being fifteen in the back of class taking notes of usp's ,now he's twenty seven looking above all the city from his penthouses. He remembers when he'd have to get up early and work. Now he owns multiple companies, just letting the money roll into his account. He doesn't have to lift a single finger but he chooses to. Every night and morning they trace your name on his body, cherishing it.
You on the other hand grew up with Tobias's name on your wrist which meant you didn't really get to have a love life. It's like trying to have an affair with your wedding ring still on. Apparently your soulmates made quite a name for themselves but you refused to look into it. It wouldn't be fair if you got to know him first before he knew you.
💰 Little did you know that Tobias didn't feel the same way on this matter, He already knew everything about you. Private Investigation was chump change to him. He knows what you like, what you inspire to and where you live. Including the country because he purposely moved out of it . Which might seem silly to some, if you knew your soulmate was in arms reach why wouldn't you embrace them? Tobias wasn't fully sold on the fact you wouldn't want his money. He's had too many friends ask too much of him, he even had family he'd never heard of introduce themselves. Where were they when his mother was need? Tobias learnt two things quickly into because wealthy.
1) Nobody likes you
2) Nobody knows you
Tobias could live with that honestly, until his private Investigator sent him a photo of you going to a tattoo removal place, with thee intent of you removing his name. Forever. After that Tobias bought the biggest mansion available near your home. It was at this moment, when he had moved the last of his boxes contains into their right places he realised he didn't know how to talk to you.
💰 It started of small, His franchise started financially supporting local charities in your area. It made the local news and everything. This was bit of a selfie act, yes it did help people that grew up just like him and he was overjoyed at that but it did also mean he could see how you reacted to your soulmates name being everywhere. He noticed from afar how your pace quickened away from the build boards and news. Why didn't you care? It drove him to be a bit more drastic.
You work at a marketing and event organisation. You actually really liked your job, it let you express your creativity. It wasn't unheard of you to randomly be roped into meetings with new clients but you were surprised when you walked into a meeting with your soulmate and none else. Nobody to take the minutes or a have a second opinion. Just you and him. "I apologise for showing up at your work. I didn't know how to get your attention." Tobias wouldn't lie to you, that's not how relationships start. This was the first time Tobias really got a good look of you, which means this is the first time you're seeing him properly too.
💰 His brown skin glows in the sunlight as his brown eyes fixate on you. His afro pushed back into a bun that helps show his sharp cheek bones and complains his smooth skin that's as obvious kept well by expensive products.
His brown eyes was fixated on you like you were the most gorgeous thing he'd ever seen. "So you're not here for business then?" You cross your arms, not particularly wanting to give any emotions just yet. Tobias just smiles, "No, I suppose not. Just wanted to see my soulmate." He gently takes your wrist into his hand. "Please, may we get to know eachother first?" Your mask cracked with a valuable question. You didn't want to suddenly date someone just because fate told you to. Tobias simply smiled, relived you felt the same way.
You two became friends fast, I mean it makes sense the two of you were practicing made for eachother but the air is always thick with tension. Tension you cut about four months in. You weren't ready for a relationship but you were willing to indulge in the temptation of flesh, the way your body aligns with his just felt right but Tobias couldn't help but feel like you'll leave him. The next morning the sun was not the first to rise but Tobias is. His eyes glued on you, how you rested, how your chest gently wound rise and fall gently into the expensive sheets. He reaches out and caresses your cheek to gently wake you up. "My dear." He whispers gently before gently pulling you onto him. Finding comfort in your weight on top of him. "What is it you like about me? My money? The power? Or do you just enjoy a good time?" He noticed how your groggy eyes slowly blink. You gently wrap your arms around him, resting your head on his chest. "You're very Caring, I see how you try and help people. It's comforting knowing people like you are still around." Before he can really respond you go back to sleep. Tobias was shocked he almost can't touch you for a second, like if he does you'll break and crumble. It doesn't take long before he wraps his arms around you and refuses to let go. You meant more to him then any number in his bank account could.
💰 Tobias asked you to be his partner very soon after. He made sure to do it publicly as well. An extravagant restaurant where he knew all eyes would be on the two of you. He saw the way your pupils delighted, so happy he finally took the next step. The relationship changes drastically after you to officially became a couple. Tobias became quite intense, he really wanted you to stay home but you weren't really about that life."I like my job Tobbie, I'm not quitting." You say firmly after an argument. You get that he wants company at home but surely you guys can just get a cat? You had other things to worry about. For example, that annoying paparazzi. They're everywhere! You get it. The reclusive billionaire is now being charitable with the help of his soulmate, cute story but why do they have to mention your looks? You can't help but feel self conscious.
One night, Tobias was in bed scrolling through his laptop whilst you slept by his side. He wanted to know what comments made you so adamant not to rely on him.Some of these comments were disgusting, Tobias felt his jaw tighten at these degrading comments target towards you. He scrolled through the reporters profile, finding their work, their professional profile and then their personal one fairly easily. Stupid bastard, should know better then posting their location while their currently there. He can't complain too much, makes him have less work. He looks down at your sleeping face, he can't bare to part with his joy so he messages a guy, a location and a photo with £5k just to keep his mouth shut and doubled it afterwards.The next morning he's awaken by you. "Tobias! Tobias! Look!" Before he can even adjust to the light he's having a phone screen in his face. He groans and sits up, wrapping his arms around you, "What it is?" He mumbles, it's a perk of being half asleep. He doesn't have to act when you tell him that pesky report was involved in a assault l. "He probably had many enemies. He said mean things about more powerful people than me."
You didn't see anything dramatic from that point on after that. You and Tobias fell into a routine, happily together. You had no idea he'd blackmail, threaten and beat anyone who made your life an inconvenience.
✶ SUCH A GOOD BOY!
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His love language is acts of service.
He read that somewhere—some stupid quiz you made him take一and he latched onto it like a lifeline because it made him sound normal.
See?
See??
He's not a freak, he just likes doing things for you. It's a legitimate psychological concept. It's on the internet, go look it up. It's real.
He loves it when you want something from him. He lives for it. Thrives on it. Gets dizzy with it the second you so much as look at an empty glass.
You barely have to open your mouth. You just shift on the couch and sigh and he's already upright, already halfway to the kitchen, already aching.
"Water? Snacks? A blanket? Your heating pad? Do you want the kitten mug or the big one? Do you—"
"Just water, baby."
Baby.
His knees almost buckle.
Focus.
Water. You need water. He can do that. He's getting you water. Look at him go一such a good boyfriend, so attentive, so caring, he's fucking nailing this.
He pours the water so carefully. No ice. You don't like it too cold, it hurts your teeth, and he remembered that because he remembers everything about you, every tiny preference, every little sound you make when you're happy.
Pathetic. So fucking pathetic.
He hands you the glass with both hands like an offering at an altar. Bouncing a little on his heels. Doesn't even realize he's holding his breath until you take a sip and your throat moves and he's watching the little bob of it and his mouth is dry but that doesn't matter because—
He have to be patient.
Waiting.
Just waiting for it.
Come on. Come on. Say it. Say the words. Give him the thing. He needs it.
"Thank you, love."
Oh.
The words hit his brain like a shot of something warm and syrupy. Thank you. You thanked him. He did good. He did good and you noticed and you said thank you and now he's standing there with his heart doing backflips in his chest.
He wants more. He wants you to say it again. He wants you to pat his head and tell him he did such a good job, that he's so helpful, that you don't know what you'd do without him. He's practically vibrating with it, this desperate, aching need for your approval, and it's pathetic, he knows it's pathetic, he's a grown man getting high off a thank you like it's a line of coke—
Cute isn't he?
No.
No, he's not cute.
He's a dog. A mangy. panting. desperate dog who just got a pat on the head for fetching.
And he gets hard like a dog in heat too.
Always hard.
Always.
You could ask him to pass the salt and he'd have to adjust himself under the table.
You could ask him to zip up your dress and his hands would shake and he'd have to bite the inside of his cheek until it bled just to keep from moaning at the brush of his knuckles against your spine.
What a loser, right?
His dick twitches.
Jesus Christ.
He's hard again.
Weirdo.
Disgusting.
Pervert.
He hates himself. He hates himself so fucking much.
Why can't he be normal? Why can't his dick just stay soft like a regular boyfriend instead of twitching every time you say his name? You're gonna hate him, aren't you?
Oh god oh god oh god.
You're gonna find out. You're going to hate him. You're going to leave him. You think he's disgusting. You think he's a creep. You're gonna leave him. You're gonna walkout that door and he'll never feel your eyes on him again and he'll die, he'll actually just curl up on the floor and stop breathing because what's the point—
"Such a good boy."
Huh?
Good boy??
Him???
He freezes.
Did you just一did those words actually come out of your mouth? Good boy.
Good. Boy.
And you're smiling.
You look so beautiful when you smile. Your soft eyes and your softer lips and the way your cheek creases just a little and he wants to lick it, he wants to suck that smile right off your face and swallow it whole so it lives inside him forever—
Nope.
Nope nope nope.
He's so hard he could die on spot.
"Um... excuse me."
The words come out strangled. He's already backing away, hands positioned awkwardly in front of his crotch like a teenager caught watching porn.
Smooth.
Real smooth.
You probably think he's having digestive issues. That's fine. That's better than the truth.
He immediately bolts to the bathroom, lock clicking behind him.
Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck.
Okay. Okay, breathe. It's fine. Everything's fine.
You don't know. You didn't see. You're not going to leave him. He won't let you leave him anyway. He'll lock the doors and he'll nail the windows shut and he'll chain you to bed and he'll chop your pretty legs off if he has to—
no no no no no NO!!!
Don't think that. Don't you ever fucking think that about her. You sick fuck. How can you even imagine hurting her? Chopping off her perfect pretty legs? How dare you?? How fucking dare you???
If you do that you could never feel her thighs wrapped around your head while you suck on her clit. You'd never feel them tremble and clampagainst your ears while she moans your name. You'd never get to press your tongue inside her while her legs are draped over your shoulders, soft and warm and alive.
OH!!!
Okay that's better. He gets it now.
Yeah yeah yeah. See? He's not violent. He just panicked for a second. His brain does that sometimes一throws up these horrible, intrusive images that make him want to vomit but he'd never ever act on them!! He's not a monster!!! He's just... confused. Overwhelmed. He just loves you so much alright??? So much he'd unspool his own intestines into a leash if you asked him to walk himself—
Alright. Shut up. Shut the fuck up.
Deep breath.
Okay. Okay, he's fine. He's fine. Just rub one out quick and go back out there. You're waiting. He doesn't want to keep you waiting. That would make him a bad boyfriend, and he's not—he's a good boyfriend, he's so good, you just said so, and if you said so then it must be true—
Shut. Up.
Focus.
His hand is shaking as he pulls down his jeans. He's leaking already, a slick little pearl at the tip, and it smears across his palm when he grips himself. Pathetic. So fucking pathetic.
First—first, he needs something. Something to make it faster, make it pleasing, make it so he can walk out there and not immediately pop a boner again the second you breathe in his direction.
He opens the cabinet under the sink, behind the toilet paper, behind the bleach, where he hid it.
Your panties.
The ones you thought you lost in the laundry.
The lacy ones, light blue, a little damp in the center from a long day. He found them. He found them, okay? He didn't steal them. Fuck off. He found them. That's different. Stealing is a crime. Stealing is bad. He's not a bad person. He just... found them. On the laundry room floor. He was doing laundry like a good boyfriend, separating your underwears from the regulars because he read somewhere that youre supposed to do that, and they were just... there. In his hands. And then in his pocket. And now they're pressed against his face.
Fuuuck.
The smell hits him like a drug. Musky and sweet and so distinctly you that his knees give up. He inhales deep, pressing the soiled fabric to his nose and mouth, and his dick twitches so hard a bead of pre cum drips onto the bathroom tile.
He's disgusting. He's a creep. He's a freak and a weirdo and a pathetic little lapdog who gets hard from a thank you.
You'd hate him if you knew.
He hopes you never know.
He hopes you find out.
He hopes you walk in right now and see him—cock in hand, your panties stuffed in his mouth, tears streaming down his face—and he hopes you step closer. He hopes you laugh. He hopes you call him a disgusting little mutt and pat his head and tell him he's still your good boy.
Your good boy.
Yours.
He cums so hard he sees stars. Ropes of it, hot and thick, splattering his hand, the floor, the little bathroom rug. He bites down on the panties to muffle the sob that tears out of him, and for a long moment he just kneels there, trembling, fucked, still crying, still hard.
But it's fine.
Everything's fine.
He cleans up. Flushes everything. Hides the panties again and washes his hands twice. Splashes water on his face. Looks in the mirror. Practices his smile.
He looks normal.
He is normal.
He's a good boy.
Then he opens the bathroom door and smiles.
"You okay?" you ask, tilting your head.
And he could say it. He could confess. He could drop to his knees right now and tell you everything and beg for forgiveness or punishment or whatever you wanted to give him.
Instead he just nods. Crawls onto the couch beside you. Rests his head in your lap like the loyal dog he is.
"Just missed you," he mumbles into your thigh.
You stroke his hair.
He almost gets hard again.
He's so fucked up.
But you're still here. Still petting him. Still calling him yours.
So he must be doing something right.
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Coincidence
Yandere! Popular Boy OC x reader
Words: 996
You never understood why everyone was obsessed with him.
He was the type of boy whose name echoed through every hallway. Everyone waved to him. Girls whispered whenever he passed, and boys somehow ended up following him without realizing it.
Bright blond hair.
Lazy eyes.
A smile that could convince people the sun revolved around him.
You?
You didn’t care.
Not because you hated him.
Because he simply belonged to a world that had nothing to do with yours.
𓂃۶ৎ
YANDERE ONLINE FRIEND X READER
prom song - lana del rey playin' !
The pixels of your screen illuminated the pitch-black bedroom.
It was a glow casted by a sad, lopsided mound of brown blocks that constituted your latest masterpiece—a dirt house built out of shee boredom.
It was past midnight on a Friday, the exact hour when your brain should have been turning off, but instead, you were mindlessly clicking away on Minecraft.
That was until BLOOP!
A notification?
You opened a tab, and checked—it was from discord.
You raised an eyebrow. You didn't particularly use discord, it was an artifact on your desktop you occasionally opened just to lurk in a server, never typing a single word before slipping away like a ghost.
Leaning back in your chair, you clicked over to the tab, your eyes narrowing at the pending friend request.
The username staring back at you was cupcakecutie.
You let out a soft laugh. The fuck kind of name is that? It wasn’t just the name—the entire profile was an aggressive assault of pastel pinks, anime e-girl aesthetics, and a sparkling banner decorated with frosted cupcakes.
It looked like a meticulously engineered trap designed to lure in lonely boys for nitro or pocket change.
You were tired, your eyes ached, and you had absolutely zero desire to entertain someone at twelve in the morning.
Your mouse hovered over the red "Decline" button, ready to bury the request into the void of the internet, when a frantic text box popped into existence at the bottom of your screen.
cupcakecutie:
haiiii !! (◍•ᴗ•◍)
plz don't decline the request :((
please plz pleas!!
The letters were practically tripping over themselves. You could almost hear the frantic clatter of fingers slamming into a mechanical keyboard on the other side of the country.
A slow eyebrow raised as you stared at the desperate plea.
Didn't this person have anything better to do than stalk random people in a bloated server?
Then again, looking at your half-finished dirt mansion, you supposed you didn’t have much of a life tonight either.
With a heavy, exhausted sigh, you tapped out a blunt—"sorry not interested."
With a click, you hit decline, closed out the Discord window entirely, and turned your attention back to digging holes in virtual dirt until your eyelids grew too heavy to fight.
When you finally dragged yourself awake the next morning, the sun was already slicing through your blinds, blinding you as you reached for your phone.
The moment your screen woke up, it didn't just light up—it practically vibrated itself out of your damn hand!
Notifications were cascading down the screen like a waterfall. Dozens, then hundreds, then thousands of pings. Every single one of them was originating from that same community Discord server.
Your stomach dropped slightly as you opened the app, finding your direct messages overflowing with messages from people you had never spoken to in your life.
The entire server seemed to have mobilized into a unified cult of advocacy.
“Why didn’t you accept the request?” one read.
“Cupcake is literally the nicest person ever, why’re you being so mean?” another demanded.
“They’re so kind and sweet and cute, you’re missing out big time, dude.”
It was a horrifying level of collective glaze.
You rubbed the sleep from your eyes, utterly bewildered. All of this over a single declined friend request?
You couldn't even keep up with the scrolling text wall. But right there, sitting stubbornly at the very top of direct messages, was a fresh notification.
Cupcakecutie had sent another friend request. Along with it came a block of text that sent a faint, uneasy shiver down your spine.
cupcakecutie:
I'm sorry, was it the eagerness?
Did it scare you off?
I'm sorry I'm sorryimsorryimsorryimsorry I want todiepleaseimsorry
You stared at the unhinged desperation bleeding through the text. Okay, now you were actually weirded out.
A part of you wanted to block the account instantly, to scrub your digital footprint clean of whatever hyper-fixation you had accidentally triggered.
But curiosity, that stubborn, foolish human trait, pulled at your fingers.
What the hell was this person's deal? Why were they targeting you, a literal nobody who never even typed in the chat?
Deciding you could always hit the block button if things got too dangerous, you finally clicked accept.
YOU:
fine. what do you want?
The response landed the exact microsecond your message registered as read, as if they had been sitting in a dark room, eyes wide and unblinking, staring at a blank chat box for hours, just waiting for a sign of life.
cupcakecutie:
HAIII !!! IM SO HAPPY YOU ACCEPTED! EEEKKKK !! IM FREAKING OUTTT!! HAI HAIHAIIIIIIHIIII!!! ⊂((・▽•))⊃ IM MIMI!! <33
You leaned back, nearly overwhelmed by the sheer energy vibrating off the text. The capitalization, the excessive emoticons, the sheer volume of characters—it was like being shouted at by a tidal wave of pink glitter.
YOU:
yes yay! now not to be rude, but why did you friend me? I'm not even online and never call so?? plus don't you think telling people to add you back is too much
It was a logical question. You were a ghost in that server. You didn't participate in game nights, you didn't post memes, and your avatar was a default letter.
There was absolutely no rational reason for anyone to notice you, let alone launch a full-scale harassment campaign to force you into a friendship.
cupcakecutie:
I'm so glad you asked! :3 it's cuz you seem so cool like the sprinkles on cupcakes!! I love your profile !! Your username is so gorgeous too!! ^^ eekkk I've been waiting to talk to you for so long I'm shaking !! I can't I'm gonna pass out !! (♡ω♡ ) ~ and I'm sorry for those guys texting you, their such assholes ! >:( they're always trying to start something it's annoying !!
You blinked at the screen.
YOU:
lol um thanks! umm yeah sorry for being kinda mean earlier I was js curious and yeah those guys texting me was pretty weird
You typed it out mostly to smooth things over, feeling a twinge of guilt for how harshly you’d rejected them the night before.
Even if they were incredibly creepy, they seemed fundamentally harmless—just an overly emotional, hyperactive kid looking for validation.
cupcakecutie:
ITS OKII !! DONT WORRY ABOUT IT NOTHING YOU COULD DO WILL GET ME MAD (。・ω・。)ノ♡ I WAS SO GLAD YOU EVEN RESPONDED!! IM SO HAPPY YOU WOULD TALK TO A LOSER LIKE ME :(( YOURE SO NICE, Y/N !!<33
You froze. Your fingers hovered over your keyboard, your heart taking a strange, sudden leap into your throat.
YOU:
y/n? how did you know my name? it's not in my username at all?
Your Discord handle was completely detached from your real life. There were no linked social media accounts, no status updates, nothing that could trace back to your actual identity.
The sudden appearance of your real name in the chat felt like a cold bucket of water dumped straight over your head.
cupcakecutie:
OH IM SORRY(ᗒᗩᗕ) I LOOK LIKE A CREEP DONT I?? this is gonna sound weird but I ask people in the server about you(。•́︿•̀。) I'm sorry ! ( ≧Д≦) PLEASE DONT BLOCK ME!
Your eyes narrowed.
You didn't even know anyone in that server well enough for them to know your real name.
It meant Mimi had actively gone digging, interrogating members, sifting through ancient chat logs, or piecing together fragments of information from months ago just to find out who you were.
It was thin-ice behavior.
YOU!
oh um okay
but at least this means we don't have to introduce ourselves !
You tried to play it cool, desperately trying to de-escalate the sudden spike of tension. But Mimi took that tiny olive branch and ran with it at breakneck speed.
cupcakecutie:
MHM!! (≧▽≦) y/n y/n y/n !! It's such a pretty name !! it's like a lullaby! But then Mimi. Mimi just sounds ugly ! :( Mimi sounds like a dumb girl who doesn't go touch grass outside :( such a loser name ! :(( BUT Y/N IS A NAME I WOULD DIE TO SCREAM OUT !! Y/N Y/N Y/N <3 I love the way it rolls off my tongue ! (。♡‿♡。) I'm saying it in irl too omgee I'm getting butterflies in my tummy oh my gosh I'm blushing ♡(> ਊ <)♡
The screen seemed to blur with the sheer weight of your name repeated over and over again. It was dizzying. You sat there for a long moment, staring at the screen, a nervous chuckle escaping your lips.
YOU:
this is the most I've been complimented in one hour lol thank u ! and dw Mimi is a nice name.
cupcakecutie:
if y/n says Mimi is a nice name then it's nice ! :(( but y/n is wayyy better <3 y/n y/n y/n hehe I love saying ur name !! <3 just typing it out makes me feel tingly and full (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
And with that, days bled into weeks, and against your better judgment, the strange routine stuck.
It was mostly because talking to Mimi required absolutely zero cognitive effort on your part.
You quickly realized that you could type a single letter, a stray punctuation mark, or a lazy "lol," and Mimi would instantly generate a multi-paragraph essay reacting to it.
It was like keeping a hyper-reactive, digital pet that viewed you as an absolute, flawless deity. Every word you typed was treated as sacred text and every casual thought you shared was dissected and praised as an act of pure intelligence.
But as the days rolled on, the weirdness began to pile up, stacking like loose bricks waiting to collapse.
Mimi loved to send photos.
The chat history became a long gallery of images—outfits, room decorations, aesthetic plates of food, and stylized mirror selfies.
But there was a glaring, consistent pattern—the face was always completely absent.
It was always obscured by a phone wrapped in a pink, ribbon-tied case, hidden behind a carefully placed oversized plushie, or cropped out entirely from the neck down.
The clothes were always baggy, soft pastels, oversized hoodies that swallowed their frame whole.
You never pushed the issue though. The internet was a dangerous place, and you figured the poor girl was just self-conscious or intensely protective of her privacy. You didn't blame her.
But then there was the way the rest of the server talked.
Occasionally, you would catch glimpses of general chat when your name was mentioned.
The users who had originally swarmed your DMs to defend Mimi were still talking about "her"—except they weren't using "her."
"Yeah, he's super cracked at that game," someone would type.
"Did you see what he posted in media?" another would reply.
He? Him? You would stare at the screen, a profound sense of confusion warping your brain.
Every time you interacted with Mimi, she used the most hyper-feminine, delicate language possible.
The emojis, the high-pitched text energy, the pink cupcake theme—it all pointed to a girl.
And when you casually slipped she/her pronouns into your conversations or talked about her like she was a girl—Mimi never corrected you. Not once.
She just hearted your message, accepted the affection, and steered the conversation back to how amazing you were.
Was Mimi a guy? Were you just losing your mind? Was the entire server playing some massive, coordinated prank on you?
And when you finally got the balls to reach out to one of the servers regulars you had seen interacting with Mimi the most—you kept the message light, hoping to mask the confusion that had been brewing in your chest for weeks.
YOU:
hey quick question, does mimi ever like... do a face reveal or anything of the sort? just curious bc we talk a lot but i've never actually seen her face lol
You waited, your fingers tapping against your desk. A few minutes passed before the typing indicator flashed.
Friend:
He did actually lol! When he first joined the server he sent a selfie. Cute isn't he??
Before your brain could fully process the pronoun, an image file popped into the chat window. You clicked it, the file loading in high resolution across your monitor.
You stopped breathing.
The person staring back at you wasn't a soft, pastel-wearing anime e-girl. The photo showed a young guy, sitting in a dimly lit gaming chair.
He had sharp, shockingly handsome features—a clean, defined jawline, dark, slightly messy hair falling effortlessly across his forehead, and eyes that looked straight into the camera with an intense, calculated focus with a pout.
That was Mimi.
A guy. Mimi was a guy.
Your mind ground to a screeching halt. The gears in your head aggressively tried to process the cognitive dissonance.
You reached up, dragging a hand down your face as you replayed the last few weeks of your life.
Your fingers hovered over the keyboard. Your heart was drumming a frantic, uneven rhythm against your ribs.
You felt violated, but more than that, you felt a creeping sense of dread. If he was willing to go to those lengths just to get you to talk to him, what else was he capable of?
You pulled up your direct messages with Mimi, he was already texting you.
cupcakecutie:
Y/N !!! Y/N Y/N Y/N !!! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
guess what guess what !! i saw you were typing in the general chat earlier but then you stopped :(( did you get distracted ?? were you thinking about me ?? hehehe i was thinking about you !! i made a list of all the things we’re gonna talk about today !! look look look !!
You took a deep breath, ignoring the message as you steadied your shaking hands, and typed out a message.
YOU:
I just saw the picture you posted in the general chat when you first joined.
You hit send.
The frantic, light-speed typing you were used to was gone.
Finally, a message popped up.
cupcakecutie:
Oh.
YOU:
you're a guy?
why did you lie to me?
why have you been pretending to be some e-girl for weeks?
what the fuck is wrong with you?
cupcakecutie:
i didnt lie :(( I told you my name was mimi! and you said it was a cute name, remember? you said it was cute, y/n.
YOU:
Stop acting like that. You actively let me believe you were a girl. You acted like a totally different person. The entire server uses he/him for you, and you just went along with me thinking you were some weird girl. Why didn't you just correct me?
cupcakecutie:
because you wouldnt have talked to me otherwise. ⊂(・﹏・⊂) you hate guys who act tough. I saw your messages in that other server you were in last year. you said you hated arrogant guys. i just wanted you to like me so much and everyone knows guys on the internet are mean and gross and you wouldn’t want to talk to a boy would you ?? you liked mimi !! you said mimi was cute ! you just want someone sweet right? so I became sweet for you! im sweet, aren't i? im the sweetest thing you've ever had. I can be whatever you want me to be.
Your blood ran cold. The other server you were in last year. You hadn't been in that server for over eight months. It was a completely different community, one you had left because it got too toxic.
How did he know about that? How long had he been watching you?
YOU:
Are you fucking stalking me?
cupcakecutie:
stalking is an ugly word y/n :(( it implies malicious intent! I dont have any malicious intent. I just love you. I love you so much it makes my chest hurt and my hands shake. I love everything about you. I just wanted you to be mine. I knew if I acted like a sad, desperate little girl, you’d eventually feel bad enough to talk to me. and I was right! :33 you talked to me for weeks. you told me about your day. you said goodnight to me. you belong to me now, y/n. we put in the time. we did the talking.
The sheer delusion in his words made your stomach churn.
Suddenly, your discord client chimed loudly. A loud, intrusive ringing sound filled your room.
cupcakecutie is calling you.
You stared at the incoming call screen. The pink banner with the cupcakes seemed to taunt you.
Your instinct was to decline it, to block him, to delete your account, and throw your PC out the window.
But a morbid, terrifying curiosity paralyzed you. You needed to hear his voice. You needed to know exactly what kind of monster you had been entertaining for the past month.
With a trembling finger, you clicked the green 'Accept' button.
The ringing stopped. For a moment, there was only the faint hiss of static, the heavy, digital silence connecting your room to his. You held your breath.
"You're actually there."
The voice that came through your headset sent a violent shiver down your spine.
It was nothing like the high-pitched, squeaky voice you had subconsciously assigned to him. It was deep. It was the kind of voice that commanded attention, the kind of voice that belonged to the ridiculously handsome face in that picture.
"Y/N," he breathed, the sound of your name rolling off his tongue with a terrifying reverence.
"God, you actually answered. I was so scared you were going to block me. If you blocked me, I would have had to do something drastic. I really didn't want to have to come over there tonight."
"Come over... what?" you choked out, your voice sounding small and weak in comparison to his heavy presence. "You don't know where I live."
A low, soft chuckle echoed through your headphones. It was a warm, pleasant sound that completely contrasted with the absolute horror of his words.
"Oh, my sweet, perfect Y/N. You live in the complex on 4th and Elm. Apartment 3B, right? Second floor. I bought a train ticket two weeks ago just so I could walk past it."
The oxygen vanished from your room. You were suffocating. The walls were closing in.
"Why are you doing this?" you whispered, your voice breaking.
"Because you're pure," his voice darkened, the playful edge vanishing, replaced by a raw, manic intensity.
"You're everything I've ever wanted. Is that so bad? You push guys away. You put up walls. But a girl? A sad, lonely, pathetic little girl who just wants a friend? You wouldn't turn her away. You're too nice, Y/N. You have such a soft heart. I just had to exploit it a little bit to get my foot in the door."
"You're psychotic," you breathed out.
"I'm dedicated! " he chirped, his tone shifting abruptly back to the bubbly "Mimi" persona.
"I worked so hard, Y/N! I spent hours perfecting the right amount of 'annoying' and 'endearing'. I had to threaten three of the server mods to make sure they pushed you to accept my request! I did all of that just for you! Because I knew once you talked to me, you'd realize how much we belong together!"
"We don't belong together! I don't even know you!"
"You know me, Y/N. I am Mimi. The only thing I lied about was what was in my pants, and honestly, you're going to like this version of me so much better," he purred, the deep bass of his voice rattling against your eardrums.
"I can protect you. I can give you everything you want. You don't have to worry about anything ever again. I'm going to spoil you rotten. Just like you thought I wanted!"
"I'm blocking you," you said, your hand moving frantically toward your mouse. "I'm blocking you, I'm calling the police, your fucking crazy!"
"If you block me," Mimi's voice dropped to a terrifying whisper, stripping away all the sweetness, leaving only a cold, hard promise, "I will be at your door in ten minutes. I am currently sitting in my car, three blocks down from your street. I have your spare key that you hide under the fake rock by the stairwell. If you hang up this call, I'm coming inside."
You froze. Your hand hovered over the mouse. He knew about the fake rock. You felt sick to your stomach.
"Good," he cooed softly, sensing your hesitation through the silence. "Just leave the call on, baby. Leave it on. Keep listening to my voice. You're doing so well, so fuckin' cute."
"Please," you begged, tears welling up in your eyes. "Please just leave me alone."
"Never," he replied, and you could practically hear the deranged smile on his face.
"You're mine now, Y/N. You accepted the friend request. You can't take it back. We're going to be best friends forever and ever! And parters! And everything else! I'm going to take such good care of you. I'm going to make you forget about everyone else in the world. It’ll just be you, and your cute little Mimi."
A soft, digital beep echoed through the headset as he unmuted his video camera.
There he was. He was sitting in the driver's seat of a car, the streetlights outside casting long, moving shadows across his handsome face.
He looked breathtakingly gorgeous, and utterly, completely insane.
He lifted a hand to the camera and offered a tiny, cute wave, his eyes wide and dark, locking onto yours through the lens.
"Hii, Y/N," he whispered, his deep voice wrapping around you like a physical chain. " I'm coming over now. Unlock the door for me, okay? I bought cupcakes, our favorite."
please be careful on discord guys esp with dudes lol I feel like discord is a very scary place so make sure to stay safe on there ! but yah meet Mimi y'all aka the fraud who larps as a girl to get you 🙄🙄
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nico's blog; "heaven is a bedroom"
best friend!saiki x reader
summary: for this req ; saiki's house is your safe haven!
saiki and you have basically been living together since grade school. not literally, but once on a blue moon would you actually go to your house after school.
you'd eat dinner with the saiki family, watch saiki's tv show premieres with him, do homework on his desk...
every day after school, you'd skip alongside saiki towards his house with no protest from the psychic.
your insistence on staying with him until dusk also is also what ropes you into all the shenanigans saiki is thrusted into by his friends.
ramen? arcades? trip to a "secret headquarters" to combat the forces of dark reunion? you're always in step with saiki, trailing behind his friends as you animatedly tell him about your day.
saiki hasn't ever poked and prodded about the reason behind your aversion to going home. even as a kid who denied his liking of you, he never rejected your habit of going over to his house that quietly built overtime.
saiki's room slowly transforms into your two's room. your perfume on his desk, your book on his nightstand, your lipgloss in his drawer... even a few of your trinkets sprinkled here and there.
never would saiki dare to move your belongings from his room.
and, despite the fact he'd deny it to the ends of the earth, saiki even goes out of his way to make his room more comfortable for you as time went on.
little things like an extra pillow for you to nap on or a travel-sized bottle of your face wash conveniently in his bathroom…was totally not saiki's doing.
as time went on, you even began to start staying at saiki's house overnight. not intentionally, of course, but he'd stop waking you up after you fell asleep on his bed. he'd end up sleeping on the floor or couch.
you'd apologize profusely, and being the textbook tsundere saiki is, he'd sigh and tell you not to do it again with feigned annoyance.
...and yet would never go out of his way to prevent it.
saiki, who'd obviously walk you home every night, no matter what.
saiki's parents would gush over you at first, but now treat you like part of the family. sometimes, you're even forced to do chores and wash dishes.
( like you'd mind, of course. you even like it. it feels like you're apart of their family. )
saiki, who once lent you his school jacket when yours was too wrinkled by sleep
… and was instantly caught by everyone when they saw how giant the jacket was on you. you were also, in fact, dress coded.
because of that, saiki went out of his way to inconvenience the poor teacher that dress coded you by psychically making him "lose" his lesson plan.
saiki's parents would also begin setting the table for one extra person every dinner.
saiki, who'd silently stew for hours on the rare occasion you didn't hang by his house.
he'd stalk your walking home via clairvoyance, and psychically ensured you'd come over tomorrow.
kurumi and kuniharu would, like their son, also complain endlessly if you didn't come.
the next day, when you do, they'd serve you extra portions and insist you never miss a day again!
( the saiki family would also end up bringing you on the trips to saiki's grandparents' house, to saiki's utter dismay. )
saiki, who continued to have you invade his space for years to come...
...for he became your roommate in college,
...and then lived with you after you two married.
and never complained once.
so sorry this took soo long screams. the title based off of the tv girl song but the lyrics don't really match this writing so i didn't link it
I'M SO SORRY THIS IS NOT MY BEST WORK CUZ I'M NOT GREAT AT WRITING FOR REQS!!!! a lot of my work comes from ideas i'm really passionate about so i'm not super great at converting other people's great ideas into writing but i will try to get better!
question to the people on my taglist : i want to edit all of my old posts so it fits this new theme but i'm afraid if i edit it it'll re-tag u guys and the notifs would annoy u all. do u think it'll tag you again, and if so, will you be annoyed by it ?? don't wanna bug my goats
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nico's blog – saiki x reader; drabbles
summary: a few little silly saiki drabbles
notes: if any of u like any of these specific drabbles and want me to build on one of them – comment which and i'd love to build on it more!!!!!!!!
#01 – powerless
saiki is powerless against two people in the world: his mom, and now you.
whenever you or kurumi ask something of saiki, he can't refuse like how he does everyone else.
he's a mama's boy at heart, and now a sucker for his best friend, too. you don't ask many things of him, but when you do, he always (begrudgingly and with much protest) obliges.
when saiki's "friends" wanted something of saiki, they always went to his mother to get him to do it.
i.e: having went to saiki's mom with an invite to some stupid beach trip or something rather than asking saiki himself. he always ended up in begrudging attendance.
however, when you two went off to college, his mother was no longer an option.
so anyone that wanted to bug saiki referred to you instead.
they want saiki to go to a party? ask you.
you force him to go (under the condition of you coming with him.) he is utterly fed up with said party a minute in. he just hovers around you the entire time.
they want saiki to hang out at the library for a group project? ask you.
you force him to go. saiki protested with the excuse that he could just do the group work remotely (but he ended up knuckling under, because he always does when it comes to you.)
you just want your best friend to socialize! you want what's best for him and he seems so lonely and sad all the time.
knowing those are your intentions is what makes saiki go along with your insistences.
he doesn't express his emotions very well, especially around you. saiki genuinely is happy when with you (but you don't know that whatsoever.)
you're oblivious to the fact that he just wants to be a recluse with you by his side.
#02 – helping hand
saiki sometimes uses his powers to help you.
pre-knowing his powers, you just thought they were random coincidences.
post-knowing his powers, you force him into doing it more often.
when doing marathons, saiki gives you a boost of energy when you seem to being struggling.
when cold, saiki gives you a wave of warmth. (once, he had held your hand and used pyrokenesis to transfer heat. you both were red, and not just over the fact you two were warmed up.)
when hot, saiki gives you a random gust of cold air.
. . .
after he told you about his powers, you now force him to do it constantly.
he's fed up and regrets ever telling you. however, he always goes along with your requests (even if it's just your being lazy.)
i.e., forcing him to get a book from a shelf you can totally reach.
you and his father get very different treatment. saiki just flat-out refuses every time his father asks for something (despite his father's requests often being much more reasonable than yours.)
kuniharu doesn't appreciate such unfairness!
#03 – practice makes perfect!
after you two got really close in grade school, saiki commonly went and practiced weening away his powers more than necessary.
especially after you got into physical touch, saiki spends hours on the weekends training to be able to control his powers better.
saiki wants to ensure your safety, and thus practices even more than needed to do so.
however, it does pay off in other ways. like when taking physical tests, he can mask his strength much better.
that's the excuse saiki uses when his parents question his extensive training.
they don't believe him.
#04 – lightning round!
saiki, on occasion, openly smiles when alone with you. you're the only person who is granted this honor, and it happens very rarely.
saiki really fell in love with you after his high school friends randomly showed up to your two's college dorm and you dragged them all away by giving them a tour and saying saiki had homework. he was left alone in peace as you willingly dealt with the morons on his behalf.
the day after you did that, saiki treated you to a beach trip to okinawa via teleportation as thanks.
saiki hides your things on the moon sometimes just so you go up to him and ask him for help finding it (like a freak)
saiki and you sometimes play his crappy video games together and he cracks a smile when you start screaming in frustration over the glitching and shitty quality.
saiki has, a couple of times, endured his brother's antics for a few hours so that you don't have to see kuuske.
"nico why'd you post this awful writing" sorry i'm sooo sleepy but i can't go to sleep cuz it's gonna ruin my sleep schedule so i needed something to do to pass time so i just typed this up i'm SOOOOOROOORYYYYYY i just can't think of any long form thing so i just typed up these tiny drabbles
( not fully proofread out of fatigue – lmk of major spelling errors or confusing sentences so i can fix them if they're bugging u ! )
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nico's blog – saiki x reader; mind your business!
summary: the few times saiki has used his mind-related powers on you
notes: do yall like the pun name..... lol anyway comment if u wannma be in tha saiki taglist but it ok if u dont ❤️ fem!reader
instance #01
saiki is being followed around by this incessantly-annoying girl (you.)
all you do is chase him around, hang by him, and try to instigate conversations with him.
and even after he doesn't entertain your infantile 7-year-old babbling, you still continue to annoyingly hang around him.
saiki (other than his accidental rock-paper-scissors fame) tries to go out of his way to blend in and seem as ordinary as possible.
...so when saiki cannot shake this girl's interest off of him, he's a bit skeptical and worried.
is this girl a secret government spy sent to hunt him down? is she some secret 7-year-old assasin?
thus, saiki focuses all of his mind reading onto you for a few days. the following is a summary of his data:
"i wonder if i can finally beat him in rock-paper-scissors!" you think.
"he's soooo cool...especially his hair pins...i want the sames ones so we can match and become best friends!" you think.
"i wonder if he wants to play tag with me...but if i ask him he'll just ignore me again!" you think.
. . .
saiki, afterwards, deemed you as not a threat.
saiki also played tag with you. begrudgingly.
instance #02
you two, thirteen, were just walking back home from school.
to saiki, you were the only person he could really stand. otherwise, he's always bugged by his moronic classmates. worst of all being nendo.
saiki also doesn't like to use any mind-related powers on you. he respects you a lot and-
well, he had to make one exception this time.
. . .
you were chatting with him animatedly about the fact you won some volleyball game.
as you were yapping, saiki (uncharacteristically) flinched as a large hand fell upon his shoulder and a disgustingly familiar "hey buddy" began falling upon his ears.
damn that brainless nendo whose movements saiki can't predict!
saiki was not in the mood to see nendo, nor was he in the mood to have his peaceful walk home with you interrupted.
so, while you were distracted for a split second, saiki quickly used hypnosis on you to make nendo look like an actual japanese demon.
red skin, large tusks, demonic eyes, black horns, the whole shebang.
the "hey buddy" that nendo actually said was twisted into "i will eat you" in your brain.
your eyes widened, your face paled, and you screamed like a banshee, sprinting off at an insane pace.
saiki just happily followed you as nendo watched in confusion.
nendo dared not to follow you, and saiki's plan to shake him off succeeded.
even since then, nendo thinks you're a bit mental. you are oblivious as to why.
instance #03
despite the fact saiki rigged class sortings to be with you more, he's not with you every second of the day.
and in highschool, everything's about romance. so inevitably, you get the attention of some low-life boys.
and for no reason at all, it ticked the psychic boy off.
you just sat blankly as some guy talked you up.
you were just confusedly talking to him, oblivious to the fact that this is flirting.
however, saiki was reading the boy's mind:
"this chick is pretty cute... not teruhashi cute but who is... maybe i could get her something like a stuffed animal to get a date with her. she seems like the type of girl to like dumb stuff like that" echoed through the guy's mind.
. . . saiki was even more ticked off.
so, as any normal best friend would do, he obsessively (but secretly) stalked that conversation.
*and ignored kaido, nendo, and hairo's advances to converse while doing so.
and suddenly:
"do you wanna go to a cafe or something sometime?" the boy asks. you blink.
"um, well-" you start, until your thoughts are attacked:
saiki saiki saiki saiki saiki echoes over and over again. what the hell??
"saiki...?" you blabber out, brain jumbled up.
the guy hitting on you blinks with confusion "...saiki? like that kid in our class...? are you two dating?" he asks.
your face turns bright red.
"no! it's not-saiki-saiki-! what the hell-saiki and i...saiki-" you keep spouting out, your face turning redder and redder.
the guy hitting on you gets more and more confused as you struggle to form a coherent sentence. he mumbles out an awkward excuse and walks away.
you are so red, so embarrassed, and so confused. why were you thinking of saiki so much??
you sprint off to the bathroom.
saiki may or may not have used thought projection to repeatedly echo his name in your head again and again. that is what overwhelmed your thoughts.
. . .
it was just a coincidence that the first thing he thought of was his own name, okay?
he was just keeping you safe, that's all.
instance #04
you had a short meeting with saiki's brother.
he was a freak as per usual.
but you met kuuske when you had just learnt about saiki's powers.
you were still new and just getting used to the idea.
. . . however, with kuuske being kuuske, he kept on going on and on about how dangerous saiki is.
and how, 'with a single thought or flick of the wrist, saiki could kill you.'
. . .
despite the fact you were standing strong and brushing kuuske off with a stubborn furrow in your brow, saiki could tell you were a bit freaked out.
especially when saiki was walking you home and you flinched a little.
that ticked him off.
so, saiki broke his mind-power rule once again to use memory alteration and erase the whole interaction with his brother from your mind.
. . .
when the memory disappeared, your mind refilled it with you and saiki in some sappy shoujo scene from one of your mangas.
saiki didn't know what to make of that.
instance #05
years upon years later, saiki hasn't used mind-related powers on you in a long time.
especially after he gifted you many germanium-composed jewelry items.
your wedding ring was also made of germanium, so that really set it in stone.
as a result, his involuntary-mind-reading and other mind powers have ceased to work on you. saiki enjoys that profusely.
however, there was just one more time where he made an exception.
. . .
saiki sat in bed with a book in hand. all lights were off but a small reading lamp on his bedside.
lying beside him was you asleep in bed.
saiki and you peacefully were in bed together . . . before you started twisting and turning.
your calm sleeping face contorted into a worried expression and you began mumbling incoherent, yet seemingly frightful, nonsense.
it seems you were having a nightmare.
saiki turned to his wife and narrowed his eyes.
one more uncomfortable movement from you was all it took for saiki to take action.
he slid the germanium wedding ring off your finger to cancel the obstruction of his mind-powers on you.
he then placed his palm upon your forehead and used his mind control powers on you to alter your dreams.
he injected dumb things like cats, sweets, flowers, (and himself) to cancel out the nightmare.
it seemed to work as the crease in your brow straightened up and the light smile you usually don while asleep returned.
you slowly fell into a sweet reverie once again.
saiki sighed contentedly.
he slid your germanium ring back on (effectively blocking his mind powers once again), and kissed your forehead softly with a tiiiny smile.
i didn't realize how long this lowkey became... i also lowk thought up this idea while taking a fat dump lol.... i think that's tmi im sorry also there might be a shit ton of grammar mistakes cuz im too lazy to keep reading this over and over again and edit it soooory....... jesus this shit too long bruh who gonna read this all
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nico's blog – saiki x lovesick!reader; concussed
summary: you, a lovesick fool, were hit on the head by a ball on your walk home with saiki!
warnings: i said ass once if that counts (twice if you count this?) but otherwise no
notes: hi guys i just thoguht this up late at night and wanted to type it down lol ALSO THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL THE KIND MESSAGES SENT IN MY INBOXES U ANONS ARE MAKING ME SOOO HAPPY!!!!!
should i start a taglist let me know below in the ocmment section
saiki and you were walking back home. you were talking his ear off, as always, about nothing and everything.
mainly, your topic of conversation recently has been your newfound obsession with romance.
romance manga, romance movies, romance television, you name it.
saiki is even more uninterested than usual in this topic of conversation. love eludes the psychic boy (despite the fact he may or may not feel something adjacent to "love" for you that he refuses to acknowledge, but that's a topic for another time.) so he just half-assedly listens.
you continue yapping until-
WHACK!
you're hit in the head by a baseball! darn those awful-aiming baseball club members.
you squeak, stumbling backwards a bit.
it's not a hard throw whatsoever, but it moreso startles you than hurts you.
saiki blinks, a maybe flash of shock brushing over his stoic features, before his deadpan look clicks back into place.
the baseball club members call out a very flustered and very apologetic sorry.
saiki takes the ball and spin-ball-throws it back with a bit too much force out of quiet revenge. why does he feel the need to avenge you like that? god knows.
he steadies you via a quick hand on your wrist. he pulls away almost instantly.
you blink for a moment, regaining sanity. but then, you suddenly have a eureka moment-
this could be a beautifully romantic scenario!
. . .
..."ku--" you groan out, clutching your forehead with a light red mark. your posture suddenly slouched like someone injured.
"i already told you not to call me-" saiki starts, until you continue:
"I THINK I'M CONCUSSED!!!" you dramatically exclaim, stumbling around like a maimed person.
saiki blinks at you, dumbfounded.
he already used his powers to find that the only injury you obtained from that ball was a light bruise. you were definitely not concussed.
but he just stared, speechless, at you as you continued:
"kusuo i don't think i can walk anymore... i don't think i can THINK anymore...!" you exclaim theatrically, batting your eyelashes and spinning around dramatically before draping yourself over saiki. "my body is going limp....i think i'm just about to die! you must carry me back so my legs don't give out saiki!!!!!"
saiki just stares at you, before he exasperatedly sighs and hooks an arm under your legs with his other steadying your back. he continues walking with you in his arms like a bride and no emotion whatsoever like this is normal. good grief.
the baseball team watches the emotionless, stoic saiki rendered down to a man who carries around his dramatic, lovesick best friend. he didn't even protest!
(your face is bright red, and saiki refuses to bat an eye.)
and even after all that, saiki has yet to realize his love for you. what an idiot!
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nico's blog – saiki x reader; the lift
summary: you really want saiki to do the dirty dancing lift
warnings: n/a
notes: if you don't know the ref, click on the link i attached!! PLEASE SEND REQUESTS
bad enough you forced him to watch that cringe-fest of a movie, but now you're insisting saiki do the dirty dancing lift on you.
despite the fact you don't know of his powers, you think of saiki as pretty strong as, in the decade of knowing him, he's had his fair share of oopsies.
"pleease, ku?" you beg, sitting on his bedroom floor with him as the credits of that horrific movie roll.
"stop calling me ku–and i already said no." saiki responds, deadpan as ever
"saiki pleaseplease PLEASE?" you plead, shuffling in front of him and going into full prostration at his feet.
saiki just looks at you, and his usually emotionless face is met with a flicker of shock, awe, and light blush dusting his cheeks. even his mouth pops open a bit.
why is his idiot of a childhood friend bowing that deep at his feet over some cheesy lift? does this girl have no dignity??
before he can refuse yet again, saiki's mother bounces in, telling you two that it's late and that you should go home. you bid your farewells and have saiki's mom walk you home.
saiki, the indifferent saiki, sat lying in his bed and staring at his wall for an awful long time. what was this all-powerful, all-hearing, all-seeing psychic thinking of?
...doing that cheesy lift with you.
it's utterly absurd. it's cringe, it's dangerous (seeing his powers), it's pathetic indulging your stupid human desires but-
why is he still thinking of doing it?
damn it. he needs some sleep.
the next day, you give saiki the silent treatment.
it's unexpected, seeing as you have always clung around him since you two were children. your persistence is what forced saiki to accept you as a friend. and now you're ignoring him over...a dance move?
saiki does not dance, saiki does not lift, and he will not break these set rules for some pathetic girl he's known for a bit.
however, saiki may or may not feel a bit weird not having you sit by him as nendo, kaido, and the other losers hang around him.
saiki, pathetically, glances at you a few times, to be met with smug ignorance.
kaido comments on how it's weird to see saiki and you apart for the first time. saiki did not acknowledge that stupid comment with a response.
...but when this silent treatment carried on to another day?
"saiki will do the lift with you" – echoes through your mind that evening as you're doing homework. your head tilts up and you blink.
...(he used his telepathy to put that message in your head)
you quickly tap a message to him on your phone. when your question of "will you do the lift with me" sent over to him is met with a "come over" – you are absolutely blown out of this world.
(unrelated, but you're among 2 other people [his parents] to be allowed his phone number)
you sprint over to the saiki residence, quickly (but politely, of course!) greet his parents, and run to his room. breathlessly, you ask to do the dirty dancing lift. and he finally obliges with an exasperated, dignity-losing sigh.
"i'm havingg the time of my lifeeeee!"
you, in his backyard, run over to him and he lifts you up into the air.
saiki practiced for days to ebb away at his powers so that he knew it'd be safe for you.
saiki's parents watch you two from the kitchen. kurumi giggles and excitedly talks about you two being so adorable and kuniharu hums "young love" before romantically embracing his wife.
as you giggle and clap and gush over how awesome and fun and amazing that was,
there may or may not have been a subtle, super tiny, smile on saiki's face.
- nico ♡
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nico's blog – best friend!saiki x reader; inseparable
summary: saiki and his best friend never seem to be found apart?
warnings: n/a
saiki and you never seem to be found apart, despite the fact you were the one that (forcefully) initiated this friendship and the fact he usually hates people.
you may have initially become interested in him due to his rock-paper-scissors fame, but saiki grew on you! you just hovered around him forcefully until he accepted you.
did saiki start to like you after you were the only person to shamelessly laugh at his deadpan delivery? was it after you stuck by him after meeting his cringe-ass parents, and worse, his cringe-ass brother? was it after the fact he (accidentally) read your thoughts and found your intentions to be completely pure? who knows!
saiki may or may not rig class sortings to put you with him. he'll never admit to that. oblivious-to-his-powers you always find it a happy coincidence that you two truly are inseparable, even in chance draws!
saiki also rigs group-project draws or duty allotments to put himself with you. the amount of coincidences become a bit eerie to everyone, but they just turn a blind eye. no matter how much saiki hates that small bit of skepticism and attention, he'll take that bullet to be put with you. just because you're not a nuisance, he mentally insists!
saiki also may-or-may-not have accidentally (completely intentionally) bumped into you during errands on multiple occasions.
you two truly are inseparable!
- nico ♡
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vampire!saiki x reader
notes: saiki vants to suck your blood (actually the other way around)
after learning your dearest boyfriend was a vampire after years of oblivion, you came to the most obvious conclusion:
you want him to suck your blood, of course!
so, as poor saiki was just sitting in his (edgy gothic) room, you storm in and slam the door behind you.
you point an aggressive finger to your neck and demand "SUCK MY BLOOD, kusuo!"
he pauses, looking up from his book with a tinge of bewilderment flickering through his red-eyed gaze.
his book snaps shut with the flick of his pale wrist.
"...if you wish." he drawls, signalling to the bed.
. . .
after 15 minutes have passed with nothing having done whatsoever, you sit against his velvet headboard with a bright red face as he hovers over you, bored. his cape curtains over your two's forms, almost in a subconscious protective action.
"WHY DO THEY HAVE TO GO IN MY SKIN?!" you squeal, pressing a firm hand to your neck, covering the spot in fear.
reality has caught up to you!
"...i truly don't need your blood, dear." saiki murmurs, but you huff and punch him in the chest in response.
"saiki, i have a vampire boyfriend. i need him to suck my blood, okay? what is a vampire boyfriend for!? it's just a bit scary at first!" you exclaim, before pressing your eyes firmly shut.
saiki pauses for a moment, his view finding your tightly-shut eyes and his sharp gaze softening. he gently pries your hand from your neck and presses his face into your collerbone. he can feel you shiver in response.
"...if i tell you to stop mid-way, don't believe me, okay, kusuo?" you whisper with a hitched breath. he doesn't respond.
his nose brushes your goosebumped neck as his fangs draw into your skin. a sharp, yet brief, pain spikes in your body and you yelp.
as he sucks your blood with an uncharacteristically impassioned look in his vampiric features, you begin to squeak at the unfamiliar sensation.
saiki's palm moves to press over your lips, silencing you, as his thumb gently moves to stroke your cheek. tears well in your eyes.
when he completes his action of ingesting your blood, his fangs part from your body and he plants a gentle peck onto the two red dots marking you as his victim.
saiki's face lifts from your neck, with a sigh, and his eyes meet yours.
"you did so well" he states calmly and reassuringly, but with a look on his face you haven't ever seen before.
a look containing such an indescribably euphoric emotion, teetering on ecstasy.
you couldn't ever think of starving your boyfriend of your blood after this.
. . . saiki thinks to himself, 'no more blood banks.'
he's addicted to you and only you.
guys. i freaking told u all it'd be awful and cringe. guys please u guys asked for this and u have received the worst piece of writing known to man bro please STOP THIS IS SO BAD STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP but lowkey it still gets me going cuz i'm so weirdly into vampires it's not even funny
if u show this to me in a few hours when i'm not delirious i will violently shake
i wanted to do a more serious starter to this um au but like i got this idea imagining my future husband and got it down and was like fuck it who cares to be cringe is to be FREE
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~ nico ♡
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