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nico is doing extensive research (reading shitty vampire shoujo manga) to provide you guys with the best quality work (shitty vampire saiki fanfiction)
here's the graph i made on the ratio of reposts to likes on my posts
last edited july 1 2026
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i think it's so interesting that over time reposts increase per likes as you seem to be developing a community or place in society of sorts
i.e. maybe my taglist length, comment amount. etc makes people more enticed to repost my work
also probably seeing my work repeatedly and feeling more comfortable around interacting with it is probably another factor
not saying that i want u guys to repost or anything because i really don't care about that kinda stuff. i really don't mind how you guys respond to my work (commenting, liking, etc.)
please don't take my keen interest on tracking reposts-to-like ratios as a dig on people who don't repost my work. don't feel obligated to repost anything i post if you don't actually wanna repost it and feel bad because i keep on talking about repsots.
i just like tracking data and whatnot. i get it from my mom. :'3
but reposts seem like the highest form of interaction to a work so seeing how over time my work is more inclined to be reposted is really cool
one would think reposts are more attached to quality of work. do you think my quality of work has also increased along with environmental/biased-based factors like i had mentioned before (repetition, popularity, taglist length, etc.)?
not saying that judging "quality" of work isn't biased in itself but factors about work like:
- enjoyment (of reader)
- alignment with socially-deemed "high-quality" fanfiction work
- trueness to character
- romance/affection, getting that “fanfiction enjoyment” feeling
- posts’ or blog’s aesthetic sense
- writing style
-grammar
- format (pithy, fluffy, long/short form fanfiction, etc)
etc
note i want to add but a lot of re-posters aren’t a lot of regular interactions/readers that i see commenting or interacting frequently.
perhaps my growth in a community has made my post more accessible and promoted in like the “top” tab or something? maybe?
saiki is, evidently, not the most socially aware person alive: from his psychic powers starving him from the human experience to his mind-reading rendering him unable to read body language and understand tone or hidden meaning in words.
thus, when saiki finds a wife who, as per his request, wears a germanium ring that silences her thoughts to him, he's a mess.
not only that, saiki's social ineptness really comes to light when having to face you, who he actually experiences emotions around. him dealing with those emotions as someone who felt very little before was a sight to behold.
[ silly note drabble: i bet saiki, who can't really express himself well physically or verbally, makes up for that with using a ton of emojis over text. he's not expressive or emotive and feels bad for it so tries to make up with it via things like "🙂❤️" in response to something romantic or "😛" when he's hungry or something. he really tries! ]
you always try to be very understanding about [his social awkwardness], always being open and clear about communication, etc.
however, you have seemed to get saiki to develop a silly little habit.
every time saiki did something sweet or convenient, you would give him a little peck on the cheek.
when he brought you dinner, you thanked him and pecked him. when he got you water, you thanked him and pecked him. when he gave you his jacket, you thanked him and pecked him.
in total misunderstanding that the kiss was just a natural little affectionate instinct, saiki thought that the cheek-kiss was some sort of reward. subconsciously or consciously.
thus, every time saiki does anything (of that sort), he pauses and draws his face near you in expectancy.
like a dog awaiting a treat after doing a trick.
saiki isn't the most affectionate guy. the want to be physically touchy doesn't completely elude him, but having the sudden urge to kiss or something isn't common for him.
thus, your random affectionate gesture to him became positive reinforcement.
that wasn't your intention at all and you, once you realized what had become, gave it a hearty laugh. saiki got embarrassed.
...and yet he still continues to do it. old habits die hard!
"nico where were u" um... what... i've been here the whole time... "no nico you were gone for a fucking week where have u been" WHATTTT LITERALLY MADE THAT MARRIAGE DRABBLE YESTERDAY STOP GASLIGHTING ME!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!! GUYS!!!!!!!
i'm joshing of course. sry i've been so busy bro the summer is always so insufferable. i've also been a lazy bones
do u giys want to hear about my love for vampires because i'm losing my mind over vampires. boy me fighting the urge to write shitty vampire saiki fanfiction is one of the greatest battles in mankind we should write an epic about this OMG HAVE I GUYS TOD U ABOUT MY LOVE FOR GO FOR IT NAKAMURA EVERYTIME I SEE MEDIA ABOUT IT I START UNCONTROLLABLY SHAKING WITH JOY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY GUYS I NEED A FUCKING SEASON TWO OR I'M GONNA LOSE IT MY LITTLE GAY BOY I NEED CLOSURE I CRY AND SCREAM
why is this note longer than the drabble itself. Oh my god Guys Sorry.
btw what should i do for my 200 followers milestone. Or should i do 250. i dunno. VAMPIRE KUSUO no. it should be something that benefits the public. not traumatizes it. Ok. Ideas. Mama Nico Need Ideas.
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aabi's note: it's my first time writing for bunny and shidou i'm scared
synopsis: he got into a physical fight at work, so you kiss his wounds goodbye
warnings: mentions of fighting, violence, &. blood. also cursing + suggestive stuff.
𝄞𝄢 itoshi rin.
rin is the type to get emotionally stroked by even the slightest comment. he especially gets emotionally stroked by ryusei shidou's dangerous words.
the two were always caught up in some heated banter because shidou loved to tease and rin always reacted to shidou's teasing. them being teammates who always had to play together made things between them ten times worse.
you never thought their fights would extend to violence though.
you heard about some rumors about the two fighting again on pitch, but you didn't take it seriously, thinking it was just something shidou said to your boyfriend and your boyfriend taking it more seriously than soccer.
but then rin came home with his hair covering half of his face as if he was trying to hide something. you were quick to clock that he was hiding some scars he got while throwing hands with shidou.
"seriously, you got into a fist fight with shidou ryusei?" you scoffed. "what are you guys? middle-schoolers?"
"he hit me first," rin growled. he looked like he still wanted to fight. for a split second, you thought you two would end up in a brawl.
"doesn't mean you need to hit him back," you sighed, cleaning rin's wounds. "and what were you thinking about fighting during a match? it's documented by the press. now you guys are gonna be on the headlines for bad news."
"at least that fucking insect will be known for his violence," rin hissed. "he'll never get signed for any better contracts. just watch."
"you fighting back is also recorded by the way," you added.
rin then began rambling about his die-hard hatred towards shidou and how he would kill the eccentric man with his own bare hands if he could. you could tell rin was incredibly angry.
there was only one thing you could do to make your boyfriend calm down.
smooch.
you pressed a kiss on rin's busted lip. and then another one, and another one.
rin shut up immediately, melting to the feeling of your lips on his.
"what are you doing?" he groaned.
"i'm helping you feel better," you murmured softly before placing a fat kiss on a scar.
after a while of kissing the injuries on his face, you asked him, "feel good now?"
"no." rin glared at you, but his cheeks were bright pink. you knew he wasn't satisfied and wanted more kisses, so that'd be exactly what you'd do.
𝄞𝄢 itoshi sae.
sae was always cool and composed, knowing how to tactfully get out of a situation that could possibly lead to a fight.
but who knew his criticism to a new teammate, who just transferred to re al, would end up with him getting brutally punched on his pretty face.
"it was an unexpected occurrence," sae muttered as you inspected his wound, which was basically a black eye. "nobody ever behaves recklessly like that. they don't act like that with me either."
"so did you fight back orrr?" you asked curiously.
"of course not. i'm not unhinged or immoral," he responded, slightly knitting his brows.
"but you wanted to?"
"i just told you i'm not unhinged or immoral."
"ugh you're making me not even want to care about the fact you got hurt," you scoffed with playful intentions.
"then don't." sae's voice was serious and his plain expression added to his seriousness.
you muttered some insults towards him under his breath before leaving him alone. maybe his high and mightly self deserved to get beat up.
later that night, you were chilling on the sofa, scrolling on your phone. you expected sae to be in bed. he took his sleep schedule seriously being the disciplined athlete he is.
the door to your bedroom opened and you heard some shuffling. your assumptions were quickly proven wrong.
"why aren't you in bed?" sae slowly approached the living room. when he was in your clear sight, he crossed his arms and threw you a disapproving look. of course the disciplined sae itoshi would be highly concerned about his partner's health too.
"does it matter?"
"you're acting so pissy today"
"so don't piss me off even more itoshi."
"ok sorry," he quickly apologized. sae stood there awkwardly for a couple moments before taking a seat on the sofa. he was sitting right next to where your feet were resting. normally, when you weren't pissed at him, you'd put your feet on his lap.
this time, sae took your feet in his lap and gently began massaging them.
"it hurts," sae confessed. "the injury."
"well no shit," is what you wanted to say, but you remained silent, waiting for your boyfriend to say anything more.
"don't avoid me or else it'll hurt more."
that stroked your ego a lot. he isn't the type to use his words a lot, so hearing itoshi sae's clinginess and dependency for you made you slightly feral.
"fine, i forgive you for being annoying," you murmured, slowly crawling into his lap. "but next time i won't be as forgiving."
"you say that every time," sae murmured. "yet you're quick to come back to me. now show me some love, will you?"
you rolled your eyes and smacked your lips on the growing purple-ness on sae's eye, making him sigh softly.
"now it'll heal faster."
𝄞𝄢 iglesias bunny.
bunny's the type of guy to give a stranger on the street the deadliest death threat ever. he's quick to ensure that the smile of the sweetest person is wiped off. it was just his nature to spread threats joy in the world!
but nobody says threats without getting threatened back. or without getting beaten up back.
"hermosa, it hurtttsssss," bunny whined.
"well you deserved that. it's karma for being so fucking mean to innocent people," you retorted. there was no way in hell you'd pay any mind to what bunny had to say. he had just threatened to cut up a little boy's jersey earlier, which was ironically a bunny jersey. and that was all because he hated the boy's smile.
the boy's dad ended up throwing hands, pulling bunny into quite the violent fight. bunny got a couple of wounds which were not that serious. you did clean up his wounds, but he was still whining and groaning.
"but it hurt's so bad." bunny pouted. "i don't deserve this much pain."
"yeah because you deserve way more."
at the sound of your remark, bunny grinned widely. he loved when you got all sassy and rude to him. he has such weird taste.
"can you give me one kiss here to make it feel better?" bunny pouted and pointed to a scar near the corner of his lip.
you shook your head. "no."
"please."
"no."
"please, mi corazon."
"i said no."
"please."
"fine!"
you didn't want to hear any more of bunny's whining so despite being irritated at him, you still approached him and kissed him.
before you knew it, bunny's arms were wrapped around your waist, trapping you in between his legs and you were, unfortunately, forced to end up kissing the rest of his injuries.
"ah, mi vida look! my injuries are already healing!" bunny pointed to a bruise on his cheekbone.
it wasn't healing, rather turning into a disgusting mix of purple and green.
𝄞𝄢 shidou ryusei.
when was shidou not getting into a fight?
he was always threatening individuals with the freakiest shit ever, so of course he'd end up throwing hands with a random person.
today's fight happened to be on the field. and it was with none other than itoshi rin.
you knew the two have been fighting since all the way back during their shared time together in blue lock. being teammates in psg made things worst.
shidou loved "joking" around with rin and rin took each of those "jokes" personally.
"so you said you were going to jerk him off after he supposedly stole your goal?" you were not exactly shocked at shidou's antics, but you were disappointed.
"oh yeahhh." shidou nodded with an overly enthusiastic grin curled on his lips. "i know he'd enjoy it tho, 'specially from me," he added with a wink.
"ew shut up nasty." you poked a cut on shidou's face with a q-tip, releasing a moan out of it.
"harderrr!" shidou rolled his eyes back like he was having an orgasm.
"next time i hope rin beats you up so bad that you end up having a coma for eternity," you bitterly muttered despite being secretly amused by his eccentric behavior.
"hey don't be so mean," shidou whined, batting his lashes at you. he leaned in closer and forced that sarcastic puppy face. "y'know i'm into that."
you sighed and shook your head, only to kiss the little wounds on his cheeks. even though shidou was an odd ball, at the end of the day, he was still your cute boyfriend who you deeply loved and adored.
"oh yeah nghh, just like that!"
𝄞𝄢 nagi seishiro.
nagi is notoriously lazy.
and he is also the type to avoid fighting. he enjoys peace, and peace comes from the absence of conflict.
so it ended up being a big surprise to you that he got into a big, violent fight in the locker room after a heated game against a rivaling club.
"what even happened to you?" you asked after gasping upon seeing nagi's pale face littered with cuts which were, thankfully, not deep.
he pouted hard and slumped on top of you, putting all his body weight on you. "fight," is all he said.
moments later, the two of you were in your shared bedroom. you were searching for your first-aid kit while nagi was laying down on the bed (of course) and re-enacting what happened in the locker.
"we lost," he mumbled. "but we still scored. wasn't that bad."
"uh huh," you replied, searching within drawers.
"o'course i wanted to win. we all did... and we were all frustrated, i guess." nagi sighed before speaking again. "but dinky took out his frustration on me. punched me even tho i literally scored twice."
relief washed over you as you finally found the first-aid kit.
"fucking dinky," you scoffed bitterly. you made your way over to nagi, sitting beside him on the edge of the bed. he immediately pulled you closer so that you were practically sitting on his abdomen. "what were his parents thinking when they named him that???"
your comment made nagi let out a sleepy, halfhearted laugh.
"look what he did to you," you murmured, gently tracing the injuries on nagi's face. "i swear i'll kill that dick when i get the chance."
nagi didn't flinch when you touched his skin, only leaning closer to the warmth radiating off your hand. "if you kill him, 'm gonna get beat up more."
"nah, 'm gonna be killed right after," he quickly added.
you giggled at his words, but it was forced. how could you laugh when your baby was all beat up?
slowly and carefully, you began cleaning the scars and patching his face up. it hurt to see nagi all injured. and it hurt even more to see him wincing every time you dabbed a bit of rubbing alcohol on a scar.
gosh, what was that dinky even thinking?
once you were done fixing up nagi's face, you flopped on him. he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close so that you were flush on top of him.
"i'm so sorry you had to go through that," you murmured softly against his skin.
" t's fine.. got to have your attention anyway."
you rolled your eyes playfully, then adjusted yourself so that your face was hovering over his.
you began kissing his face gently, trying to be as careful as possible to not hurt him by accident. nagi, surprised by your sudden pampering, hummed and pulled you even closer.
"so so sorry you went through that," you murmured in between kisses.
when you were done smothering his face with kisses, you glared at him.
"next time, you gotta fight back."
"only if you'll kiss me like this again," nagi murmured, sealing his "promise" with a kiss to your lips.
i don’t know why i find bunny threatening to cut up a random kids jersey so fhnny but ive been laughing over this shit for like 10 minutes it’s not even funny i havent even watched this show JM CEYING
the ratio of reposts to likes has gone up significantly idk what that means because it used to be like one repost per every like 80-90 even 100 likes and now it’s like 1 repost per every like 16-20 likes and it’s kinda crazy
what about me has changed???? is it my tag list amount???? that people are more familiar with me?????
like working man has like 150? likes with 8 reposts and inseparable (my highest post with about 300 likes) has 9 reposts which is considerably less reposts per likes yakknow
also just like other 80-200 like having posts of mine only have like 3 reposts and it’s just the last few posts with significantly more
is it change in quality perhaps,…?????? 🤔 or perhaps i’m growing a community of sorts which makes people in said community consistently repost
i just think that’s interesting i wonder what the sociology behind this is or if it’s just me being a tweaky delusional
(sorry for no writing recently busy summer bruh…. will be at the library again today so at least another drabble soon)
be ready this is gonna be a lot of my ideas that i just can't get into worsd all in one
getting my ideas each into an official post got really daunting so making them cute little drabblse makse me so much more comfortable writing it sooooo ya
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the saiki wedding was on a random thursday at a courthouse.
the government official overseeing your two's marriage stared in bafflement at the juxtaposition of a stoic, unbothered young adult sitting beside his soon-to-be wife who is completely bawling.
you, hysterically sobbing in your hands, sit next to saiki who gathers and presents all the official documents perfectly signed and ordered.
with concerned skepticism, the official overlooks the pristine documents as, clenched in the hand of the young man, are two simple rings.
should she be concerned? the only thing the soon-to-be husband has done to regard his fiancee's tears was handing you a handkerchief from his pocket.
but alas, the documents are perfect, so the government official clears her throat.
...and, with a stamp on a piece of paper, she announces your two's marriage.
your face lifts from your tear-clad hands, meets the gaze of the government official, turns to meet the gaze of saiki, and you begin sobbing even more, face falling into your now-husband's neck. "thank you, miss!" you choke out, muffled by saiki's shirt.
saiki calmly takes your hand and slides on the simple band.
"...shall we?" he murmurs, beginning to collect the marriage papers and carefully placing them into a folder.
when you nod with shaky breaths, he leads you up and out of the office with his hand gently in yours.
you begin tearfully exclaiming proclamations of your undying love and he just listens calmly.
the marriage officiant watches the simple gesture from the seemingly emotionless boy and his emotion-ful wife and comes to the conclusion that she should not, in fact, be concerned for this marriage.
. . .
when out of the government office, saiki breathily chuckles and wipes your tears with a swipe of his thumb. "the officiant must have been afraid for our relationship's well-being." he comments, a minuscule smile on his face.
"...why would she be?" you innocently question, tears still stuck to your eyelashes.
saiki pauses for a moment before responding.
"...you're right. why would she be? i must be imagining things." he replies, taking your hand and leading you back to your shared apartment.
. . .
when you two saw saiki's parents a few months after and they noticed your wedding rings, they cried.
later that day, his grandfather also became aware of his grandson's marriage. he teared up. (and in the bathroom sobbed)
kaido, hairo, toritsuka, mera (for some reason), and nendo all cried, too.
the sobbing reminded saiki of you.
why does his marriage always elicit tears?
is this bad i'm sorru i just wanted to get something out and i thought i twas cCUTE. i did this in a public library that's raelly cold so i'm shivering bro. will come out with more husband stuff because it's so cute so this won't be all anon. TRUST.
saiki k taglist (comment to be added!): @skeletaldino @puppysandrainbows @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa444 @handwrittenscripts @cutepuppy1845 @loafsoobin2 @heyits-you @i-bitch-you-bitch @starrrforeverheart @iridoscopy @blurredkissesx @mjfr @dragemballz
mama nico… can u pls write smth for husband saiki pls…I’m a sucker for him..I’ll be happy w ANYTHING ty…
LITERALLY WRITING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW IT'S SO STUPID mama nico mind reader i gotchu anon. beautiful anon. doing this in a public library too right after looking at nakamura yaoi in the public library and got myself some weird stares
to be cringe is to be free
edit: it's so bad i can't post this i'm sorry i need a better idea GUYS Ok. No. Brain juices are squelching right now.
also just to let u guys know there's a 0.0000000001% chance i'll write reader as pregnant because no way
i'm sorry pregnant writing is not my thing if u guys like pretending ur pregnant then good for u if it makes u happy but sorry not mi thing
i just wanted to tell u guys that. Just in case.
if y guys request pregnancy i’m going to make saiki psychically pregnant and he will bear our child
I swear with the way u be writing those saiki x reader fanfics you deserve like a big ol bouquet of roses and a kiss on the cheek
Keeping this fandom alive istg. Talk about total diva❤️
AWWWWHHHH ITS KY HONOR IM SO GLAD U GUYS LIKE IT
i always try to make my stuff more character focused and realistic to the tone of the show/manga etc
as much as i love ooc fluff its just how i roll and i’m glad u guys enjoy it as much as i do writing it
have been considering just writing a short really fluffy ooc waking up kinda thing but i feel likd if i wanna do something super fluffy i have to find a way to make it realistic to his character
generally will keep my comedic leaning character focused tone 🥹
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im anonymous because i don’t want my friends finding me…but oh mi GOSH i love your writing sooo much especially your saiki k writing ughhhhhh i CANT GET ENOUGH !!!!
to be cringe is to be free mon ami/e
BUT TYSM!!!! 😋😋 all i write is saiki stuff because he’s pretty close to the archetype i like and it’s fun to experiment with comedy ++ his powers
might expand my horizons but am pretty happy where i am. have been a saiki writer for years upon years now and i like what i’m doing atm
THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT!!!!!!! i appreciate it tenfold and am so glad you enjoy what i create. it’s such a gift to have u guys positively interact with my work because knowing that my writing makes u guys feel something is such an incredible gift
sorry for being dumb and sappy LMFAOOO thanks GOAT i will continue writing for saiki don’t u worry. will try to get more out before my second dumbass upcoming vacation kill me
i just want y guys to know that if u all get any cool ideas or inspiration from my writing u can steal that shit no question
i don’t care about credit either if it makes u excited or sparks ideas to produce art/writing/anything i’d be so thrilled
just to let y guys know to not be afraid to take as much inspi as u want from my work with no credit needed because prodycing art and self expression is so important in my books and all of this is not only for funzies but to add to the community
art is meant to be shared and built on and everything. the idea that my work is furthering someone into producing art makes me so incredibly happy. other people’s art is what i’ve built my writing upon, so feel free to do the same if need be!!!!!
if my work makes you happy that’s so incredibly awesome. if my work makes you want to create stuff (writing, art, etc.) based off of it or u get ideas from it to make something new, that’d make me thrilled!!!!!
sooo tldr if u guys get any inspo or ideas or motivation to produce something from my work i would not care whatsoever if inspo or anything is taken. if it makes u wanna write or draw or whatever, go for it!!! you have my blessing times a million!!!!
and credit is completely unneeded (but i’d love to be tagged in it!! it ok if not)
also don’t feel forced to produce anything cuz of this post just ur joy and interactions with my post make me so happy too. just wanted to let y guys know to let ur creative juices flow freely when looking at anything on mi page
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