Starr

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Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST

THE LEGENDARY POST

IT’S HERE

living proof that a 400 pound kitty is still a kitty (at Audubon Nature Institute)

no cat is ever too lorge to enjoy box

you can see the exact moment kate remembers she’s meant to be acting

oh she definitely kissed back the whole time but the third gif is when gal slipped her tongue in her mouth and i had a heart attack

accurate

My phone is crashing from all the gay

I’ve reblogged this so many times and i have no regrets

“MY VAGINA JUST FELL OFF” 

Considering how happy I’d be of Gal Gadot made out with me, I can only imagine how Kate feels. XD

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife