BAILEY

anybody else just have the weirdest fucking relationship with the concept of god like. yes god is real. no i don't believe in him. the universe is on a prebuilt track and we cannot get off this ride. free will is an illusion. every decision you make changes every life you touch. there's no afterlife, only nonexistence. hell is real and i can list 10 people i know personally who are going there. god is in every tree and animal and blade of grass and person and every word that was spoken is spoken and will ever be spoken. when i die scatter my ashes where god can't reach me. god is a semi-permeable membrane. i am going to vandalize a church. y'know?

This? An utterly scorching take.

help girl i'm lengthwise in the suez canal

girl help i'm blocking international trade

when like 3 people within 50 feet of each other see an animal & ur all like “oh yo an animal” thats what being a human is all about

thinking about how orpheus turning to look back at eurydice isn’t a sign of mortal frailness but a sign of love

“Eurydice, dying now a second time, uttered no complaint against her husband. What was there to complain of, but that she had been loved?” ― Ovid, Metamorphoses

blah blah blah…all of these personal questions…what i wanna know is what you put as your name on u-quizzes 

good morning ladies let’s get violent

jojo siwa should replace ellen

are these not, basically, wedding vows