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And Rin aims a kick towards the same flat side of the blade; a kick with the force of a truck intending to send it flying upwards into the heavens. ๐โโฌ
"Bwah....haha! You know exactly what I mean! You're no different than a pigeon waddling after someone with a sandwich hoping for crumbs!" And of course he does exactly what he shouldn't do, proving he is very much lacking in the brains department. ๐โโฌ
there was no way of winning, and you knew it too. but you still tried. you tried again and again and again to change it. you fought tooth and claw to change your fate, but she cannot be easily manipulated. itโs not your fault. the game was always rigged against you. from the moment you entered the narrative, your fate was sealed. you didnโt stand a chance.
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YET ANOTHER ROUNDUP OF ASOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF
ASSORTED SENTENCE STARTERS FROM AROUND THE INTERNET, including quotes from Tumblr, Pinterest, TikTok, and X (formerly known as Twitter), for when a muse wants to be a bit silly <333
CHANGE gendered words and in-universe phrases as needed.
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โ I am not merely a clown; Iโm the entire damn circus! โ
โ I will bite you if you continue this behavior. โ
โ Being a dramatic ass bitch isnโt a personality trait; itโs a lifestyle! โ
โ Trauma? Oh โฆ you mean, my lore? โ
โ why must I cite sources? is it not enough to just say โtrust me, broโ? โ
โ sorry for being a perfect sweetie and a genius it will likely happen again. โ
โ forget about touching grass; I need to touch WATER I NEED TO GO INTO THE OCEAN I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!! โ
โ Iโm attracted to men with muppet energy and no i will not be explaining. โ
โ you want me to make friends with people? the thing that killed julius caesar? โ
โ whatโs your birthstone? mine is rock bottom. โ
โ I absolutely hate that Iโm not bioluminescent. Pathetic. โ
โ ohhhhh my god i have got to stop mourning the past or whatever. โ
โ you expect me to act like a normal human being? Iโm wearing a turtleneck! โ
โ i donโt struggle with same sex attraction Iโm actually very good at it. โ
โ unfortunately i often find out without even getting the chance to fuck around. โ
โ Iโm bisexual which means that Iโm attracted to anybody who can defeat me in physical combat. โ
โ all anyone needs to know about me is that iโm a dumbass and i love women. โ
โ sorry but philosophers arenโt impressive i came up with stuff like that when i was 12. โ
โ I pay my own bills; I can cuss all I want! โ
โ I donโt have rizz; I have sad eyes and a weird presence. โ
โ my demons are chasing me and theyโre doing the Naruto run. โ
โ honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative. it's not that serious. have some fun with it. โ
โ dating me is like interviewing a psych ward patient. โ
โ being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility. โ
โ iโm autistic in ways that you canโt even begin to imagine. โ
โ being a loser may be a phase to you but its a lifestyle for me. โ
โ entering a magical portal in the woods would fix me. โ
โ Iโm lonely but not in a hot mysterious way; more like in a pathetic way. โ
โ life is so unserious just say womp womp and move on! โ
โ youโre vibing? In this economy? โ
โ just because Iโm small doesnโt mean I canโt kick your ass. โ
โ my primary motivators are fear, spite, and aesthetic longing. โ
โ sorry about the chaos; I needed attention. โ
โ WHAT IS UP GIRL you look foreboding and malicious! โ
โ baby i can be your problematic bi wife. โ
โ i donโt think any of you understand how important i am to the plot. โ
โ what if we are both red flags? what then? โ
โ any dream can be a prophetic dream if youโre willing to do some really weird shit. โ
โ my hobbies include being right, being gay, and being a hater. โ
โ i have a phd in Loving The Color Pink And Also Glitter. โ
โ being a menace to society is a full time job and I am dedicated. โ
โ my life has been a bouquet of oopsie daisies. โ
โ i survive on spite, anxiety, and blasphemy. โ
โ if youโre not obsessed with me, why would I wanna be with you? โ
โ the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me. โ
โ my love language is being a hater. โ
โ i donโt get enough credit for acting far less insane than i actually am. โ
โ the A in my name stands for always right. โ
โ Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and I will continue to be rebellious until he does so. โ
โ Iโll see a man with long hair and then remember that Iโm not above temptations of the flesh. โ
โ iโm going to be honest with you Iโm not going to be honest with you. โ
โ stop asking me if Iโm ok Iโll literally make out with you. โ
โ part of my masculine charm is that Iโm literally insane. โ
โ are you sure those are demons bro? or are they consequences from the choices you made? โ
โ i do not identify as a boy or a girl. i identify as a nuisance, an irritant, a fool, and a problem. โ
โ praying on someoneโs downfall isnโt enough i need to participate in it. โ
โ we all need to chill. i wonโt do it first but itโs something i noticed. โ
โ not to sound like a Victorian woman suffering from hysteria but going to the sea would fix me. โ
โ the silly goose convention called; they asked if you could be their keynote speaker. โ
โ i deserve unrestricted access to old castles and old churches i want to know all the secrets. โ
โ doesnโt matter if youโre cringe or based weโre all just here to suffer. โ
โ Iโm no longer comedic relief Iโm now serious panic. โ
โ this is getting difficult to romanticize. โ
โ done healing my inner child. next up is my inner teen. her highness needs a sword. โ
โ i am Godโs silliest experiment. โ
โ iโm very vulnerable right now if anyone wants to take advantage of me. โ
โ sorry i overshared do you still think im hot? โ
โ I can yap for days and still maintain my air of mystery. โ
โ good luck sending me mixed signals; I donโt even understand normal ones. โ
โ not all of your life decisions have to be smart. some can be purely for cinematic value. โ
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"Maybe one day I want an electric chainsaw, and another I want one that runs on gas. Maybe I'm in the mood to use something jagged and covered in rust. I like the variety."
thought more about the server thing. i like roleplaying on discord. so #yolo. there might be a very small mutuals only roleplay server for funsies in the future. this could either be #yay or the worst mistake of my life. or it'll die in 2 days. who knows. like if u are interested
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