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(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

having poor circulation is great because people will touch your hand and go 'oh! you're so cold!' and for a moment you get to experience what it's like to be a vampire in a romance novel

Much like how archers and digital artists are mortal enemies

not carpal tunnel syndrome 😫

this website really has ruined me… i didnt catch the G, so i spent like 4 minutes scouring the second pic for thee Lucky Luciano 😭

hand in unglovable hand

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me