help im tumbling and i can't stop

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

God, I love this very serious and terse attitude. This guy seems great. If he were in a novel or something he'd probably be my favorite character.

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

wait wait wait stew goblin wait