BLACK LIVES MATTER

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

She said she knew what to do because she "had a lot of experience with the wii" and now my penits horts and the tv is broken

Hi lil fella

hiii !!!!!!!

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

DUDE

I always start grocery shopping thinking "this will be more expensive than I expect" but even adjusting my expectations it is still more expensive than I expect

i put 80 dollars of food in my basket and then i pay 200 dollars for it

The fact that after the United States the countries with most mormons are Mexico, Brazil, Philippines, Peru and Chile makes me want to scream. Kill all missionaries now.