purple flurp

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

well actually he is zelda’s beard

i WALK a LONlee ROaD, Thr ONlEE ONE ThAt I HAV EvA KnOWN.

PLEASE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUSWHHEKWKWJE

Madam, you are looking very posh in your fancy dress, if I may say so.

Those earrings are a delight, darling and I love what you did with your hair.

if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

Real talk but this has a really specific type of nostalgia for me

green day releasing “back in the usa” and blatantly criticizing donald trump through the music video really makes me think of how this has all happened before with american idiot/george w bush and how this new song (even the title itself) LITERALLY sounds like green day cracking their knuckles and going like “bitch have you guys learned nothing since the last time we did this”

^ ACCURATE

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

Op did you say it

did you say it op

Sharpay Evans was a lesbian

what do you mean “was”? she’s still a lesbian

wow you’re right, i guess i’m not used to lesbians being alive at the end of a movie

Explain?? How??

You can tell OP had this list mentally prepared from the moment she hit “post”

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Literally