it’s either real or it’s a dream

Did you know you can use the living room. Could be the next big thing

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

Haven't seen you in my notes lately.. are you mad at me?

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

i was playing b52s at work and this old guy i was ringing up goes "this band was out to friggin lunch"

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

It freaks me out when one of my mutuals who only posts about media that hit its peak 40-60 years ago says something that reminds me that they too exist on the modern internet. Wdym the Who/Monkees/MASH/Bruce Springsteen guy knows who bbno$ is