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yor final challenge.. look thru ur old tumblr posts

forgot about this hell hole

i hc that sal had gauges b4 he died, and after he died his gauges were given to ash. then ash started stretching her ears so she could wear sal's gauges

imagine having tumblr lmao

I'm lactose intolerant, except it doesn't affect me till the day after. So I eat ice cream or pizza knowing damn well I'm just putting my future self in horrible discomfort. I can prevent my future self from experiencing pain, but I still don't stop. I could end my future self's suffering before it even starts, but I still eat that goddamn cheese danish. Against my intentions, I am my own enemy. Damn.

Ok, I understand that my essay that was due last week is important. I understand that preparing for my audition tomorrow is important. But you wanna know what's REALLY important???! Learning Great Fairy's Fountain from Legend of Zelda on my ukulele.

A world where everything is the same except every humans voice is replaced with the screams of leorio

Dory’s mom is a milf

My dogs moostach makes him look like the lorax. For the past 15 minutes, my mother has been petting him and asking if he speaks for the trees. The look in my dogs eye is pure terror.